Me when I'm crying because my fiance has had one night stands The nice guy shit is so gross #loveisblind

For absolutely no reason my brain has decided sleep time at night is now major anxiety time

I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I? The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us. Folks - want a better country? Join.greenparty.org.uk

Getting in bed and instantly hit with the thirst of 1000 men

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It is remarkable how inept they are.

So Horror movie recs for spooky season? No torture porn thx

Saying "you can't park there, mate" to someone who has crashed or broken down?

Very desperate to see clown in a cornfield ATM. The trailer was super funny and iv enjoyed the last few slashers (thanksgiving, heart eyes) tempted to bite the bullet and pay the £5 rental on prime

This is what we should be using Bluesky for

My husband has been begging me to watch Deathwatch (2002) for like 5 years so finally I gave in as I really couldn't pick something to watch and it was so boring, like crazy boring. The twist was shit too.

People recognised as refugees fleeing persecution & granted the right to live in the UK to be denied the right to be joined safely by their spouse & children. This Labour govt is a moral void, a stinking darkness, an empty hollow of cowardice & contempt. #r4today www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

New don broco does slap actually but my friends can never know I like it after they said you should listen to this you'll like it

Chest dysmophia is so crazy because I always picture myself with a flat chest and in every picture I'm always shocked. Also boobs ruin every fit, every aspect of my life and make me genuinely miserable all of the time to the point I don't want to leave the house lol

Our rescue cat who doesn't 'like' the kids apparently but won't sleep anywhere else but next to them 😂

Every night I check yet no magic money has come into my account 😭😭

Idk why but I keep reading that bullet casing as ain't nice like the Viagra boys song instead of anti ice lmao

I really need just even like a random £10 to appear in my bank account it is seriously that bad this month 😂

One of the funniest clips ever

I know we have all said this but I feel like it's now not talked about enough, why does trump look so weird? Iv genuinely never seen another human who looks like that (this is not a good thing)

Sayōnara 👋🏻

What the hell is going on with your party?? Not a great start, it's giving the media so much fuel for something they were already against

My pain is absolutely horrific ATM so I'm truly just suffering 24/7 My hips feel like they're on fire, the pain is spreading down my leg to my knees also

wow, how appalling! thanks for the heads up

I wish I was going to center parcs at Christmas time dude like I wish this wasn't true (because center parcs is ridiculously middle class) but it's one of my favourite places in the whole world

This genocide belongs to Britain, too. The government’s legacy will be its complicity in one of the greatest crimes of our time. We will never give up until there is justice, peace and freedom for the Palestinian people. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Credit to @darrencullen.bsky.social

Honestly the past few years I've been cutting out people who are toxic or treat me like shit and I'm carrying on. There's no coming back byeeeeee

Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

Has anyone ever managed to successfully take a break from Facebook, especially messenger? It's fucking my mental health so badly but I really struggle to stay off it lol

chronic illness #chronicillness #chronicallyill #chronicillnessmemes

I sure go to a lot of doctor's appointments for someone who hates doctor's appointments.

when a killer isn’t the leftie you hoped for

Drinking two big energy drinks back to back then wondering why I feel so dodgy ☠️😂

this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision

damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh

*watching porn* they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Bones fans, what's your opinion on the palant EPS? I find him quite compelling but have actually heard a lot of people don't like him

How are we feeling about the death of Charlie Kirk? I have to say the situation it happened it was a little bit ironic.

he died as he lived, making a full throated endorsement of the 2nd amendment

Political Violence is crying over a podcaster while ignoring a school shooting.