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For all we know that fake Nigerian Prince sent Trump an email promising him $100B in gold bars if he urgently sends missiles in the next 24 hours, and Trump and Hegseth fell for it.

Cartoon by Matt Wuerker | Andrews McMeel

It's Christmas Eve. You all know what that means.

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Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

So lame, like multiple broken bones lame.

“The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.” - George Bernard Shaw

🇨🇦BREAKING: Mark Carney Just Shut Down All Trade Talks With Trump — Until Washington “Stabilizes” open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

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Trump's speech last night can be summed up by a quote from Macbeth: "...a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.

Trump is taking money out their housing allowances approved by Congress and giving it to them in a “bonus” so it looks like it came from him. It’s just a shell game with military pay from the ultimate con man

If the founders of our country had intended for their leader to be above the law, they would have created a monarchy with an explicit provision that the monarch is above the law. Instead, they created a president, equal before law, with provisions for the president's removal if necessary.

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Republicans are really really bad at this.

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Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.

This could have been an email.

Listen to Lavrov and other senior figures in Putin's entourage. They routinely describe Trump, Kushner and Witkoff as their agents in their final gambit to take "New Russia"—the Donbass and other parts of Ukraine. And there's a reason for this.

Release the Epstein Files!

It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.

I think one reason that Putin is having some success turning Russia back into an autocracy, is that it has never been anything other than an autocracy. Russian society has been conditioned to accept a tyrant. American society is very different, and if you don’t hate tyrants, you aren’t American.

Let’s just be honest with ourselves they’re ready, Donald Trump was the incorrect choice for president. He has neither of the temperament or the character to occupy the office and never should have, shouldn’t now, and shouldn’t into the future. He is a vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.

incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works

I've come around to the belief that the problems schools are trying to solve by integrating AI is the problem of AI itself, and if someone is selling you a product to fix an issue they caused, that's called a con job.

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Remove Mike Johnson from the Speaker position.

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LOL apparently Trump is giving his "malaise" address tomorrow. Except unlike Carter, who actually said something meaningful and got good numbers, Trump will pretend everything is awesome and if you don't believe it, you're woke or something. Gonna be a flaming disaster.

218 members signed the discharge petition to force a vote to extend ACA tax credits. If Speaker Johnson refuses to bring forth the vote, he’s telling the American people loud and clear that rising health care costs are acceptable to him.

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I've been thinking maybe Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. We have a president named Trump, and he is deranged.

I fully agree with Governor Newsom on this point.