Major companies suspending 401k's is like so much winning, I don't know how we'll afford food next week.

i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.

it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country

Kimmel’s forever ban lasted 0.30 Scaramuccis.

✏️ Leave it to one of the internet’s favourite teachers to teach everyone about The Middle Ground Fallacy or the “both sides-ism,” centrists often fall prey to, so well. I hope the NYT is watching her. 🍎

#ice #

What the hell? Des Moines Public Schools superintendent Ian Roberts arrested by ICE, district says www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...

This was not a fuckin whoops. This was purposeful. Marco Rubio is running the National Archives right now. Mikie needs to file a civil lawsuit and every fuckin body needs to be deposed. A whole military file, unredacted?!!! No goddamn way. This is reminiscent of Valerie Plame, they knew they did it.

FUUUUUUU!!!! This is the worst place. We need to limit the President's pharmaceutical decisions to what he could pay for before he was selected, four years ago.

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Complying in advance is the most cowardly bullshit. All that money and can't buy a spine. It's a damn shame.

In other "uh oh" news: freight guys are freaking out again

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

The most important aspect of this Tylenol debacle, is that the President raped children.

AI sucks.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Combine this with the news today that thousands of detainees at Alligator Alcatraz have gone missing and you realize nobody is safe. This isn’t about undocumented immigrants. If the state can detain you and disappear you with no due process, nobody is safe.

It's like every time they predict a rapture, the only things that are carried away are the believers humanity, empathy, and basic decency. Maybe, stop dreaming of a better place and find a belief system that makes you better in this place.

My dad served in the U.S. Navy back then, part of the ANTIFA Pacific Fleet. Glad he's not here now, this political chaos would break his patriotic heart. 💙

I am far more worried about the rise of fascism than the rise of autism. Can we look into the causes of that?

Party favors.

The country is basically three scams in a trenchcoat at this point.

Elite level trolling.

"Around 800 detainees showed no record on ICE’s online database. More than 450 listed no location and only instructed the user to “Call ICE for details” — a vague notation that attorneys said could mean that a detainee is still being processed, in the middle of a transfer...or about to be deported."

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Dems trying to attract Republican voters be like

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

It's only fair that if the Trump's and Kennedy's want to attack public health and no one intelligent in their families wants to be an intelligent voice: both the Trump and Kennedy Families should never be allowed access to vaccines ever again.

Imagine what a general strike could accomplish

Lessons here: Do not comply in advance. When we stick together, for our Constitutional Rights, we win.

Waiting for my kiddo to finish up with therapy and there's a pick-up truck man that parked next to me, windows down, just blasting some sort of radio show about a testicle exam. I am just experiencing this incredibly graphic testicle exam with this stranger. There's a whole empty parking lot 😭

"Killing civilians—regardless of alleged criminal ties—may constitute a war crime unless clearly justified by imminent danger." The soldiers following these orders should probably read up on The Nuremberg Defense. Following the orders of a half dead homicidal maniac is not a stellar plan.

FFS. This is wild. 1. ICE IS DEPORTING PEOPLE TO AFRICA ON NEARLY UN-TRACKABLE MILITARY FLIGHTS At least one of the flights dumped people in a prison camp in Ghana, a country where they had no ties www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Keep seeing this take and I don't know why everyone thinks the landlords and housing corporations that are hoarding single family homes to starve the working class are going anywhere.

What happened to Kimmel is authoritarianism. What’s going to happen to Disney is cancel culture. One is lead by the people, the other by the government. There is a difference.

Ughhhh.... I was just whining about going to work tomorrow and leaving all of my new plants. My husband comes out with "you have to go to work so you can buy your plants new plant friends." I feel seen and I don't like it.

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible

"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all that we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch, we are free... We must never lose it or give it away; we must never let them take it from us."

Almost laughable if it wasn’t so depressing

NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable. This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed. From me for @rollingstone.com: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Honestly, this whole Pats-Steelers game is infinitely better than most games because of opposing players Herbig & Bootie.

A lawyer should begin identifying people fired from their jobs as a consequence of JD Vance urging corporations to fire employees critical of Charlie Kirk. I think a massive class action lawsuit is in order.

Why would anyone visit the US right now? Both professional & "low skill" international workers are being punished. Tourists are getting black bagged. Your visa can get revoked if you've made fun of some guy who was mates with the president. They're gonna host the OLYMPICS in these conditions??

this bitch

Me: "I am definitely not a nerd." Also Me: "May I introduce you to my olive tree, Hypatia."