I wish had more free time to work on all the projects I'm always inching closer towards in my lack of free time.

Fucked around and created a thread of receipts on why Muller She wrote is a trash human being.

Wow he’s gonna be so mad when he hears his podcast.

"Calling us Nazis is violent rhetoric"

At this point I just hope Platner doesnt have a stroke if he gets into office.

Seriously if I ever get a tattoo that's anything besides my kids names, I'm posting a picture of whatever I want to get online and asking "hey is this okay?" I want documented evidence that I vetted it at the time. If it turns out to be bad later, "look I tried to do my research at the time".

Warren going on Meidas Touch might mean she's dead to me.

What's most annoying about this whole thing is we just spent a few days saying "These weren't teenagers in the young Republicans when they were saying Nazi shit in group chats", and here we have someone who did some Nazi shit and people are acting like it's not in the same ballpark of behavior.

The thing about Platner is, I worry it's just another guy who attached to leftist aesthetics as a convenient way to fundraise (and he's been successful there). Maybe he has turned corners, and just made a bunch of dumb mistakes. Still, it seems to me he still has some things to figure out. /1

My philosophy on tattoos was always "I don't think there's anything I would look back on in 10 years and say it was a good decision to put that on my body permanently".

"This code shouldn't work"

He knows he isnt allowed on the couch but he really does test the limits of that rule

I don't know if Jim Jordan was punched in the face too much as a child or not enough, but he definitely hasn't been punched enough as an adult.

As great as this all sounds, the truth is we know what dems would have done if they won the majority because they absolutely refused to budge on the filibuster when they had the majority.

On the other site, AIPAC is absolutely getting crushed by the TrackAIPAC account right now. Just absolutely hilarious watching AIPAC say to a congress person, "maybe you didn't take money directly from us, but you were still bribed bro"

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Hellraiser.

Fun fact, the PAC that the Bankman-Fried brothers ran gave money to Adam Parkhomenko, as did Michael Avenatti's pac, who has also given money to Adam.

Jack Handey once had a joke that said he would clean his cell up real nice and when they came to give him the injection he would say "I thought you said lethal inspection" and then he hoped they would laugh and let him live.

You don't understand the difference between government, movement, and regime.

With Dems like these in office...

Purdue’s gotta shake it off.

This is absolutely the worst talking point any strategist has ever come up with.

Sure it all starts out fine until they start making you do assigned tasks, and one of you turns out to be a killer, and you have to keep calling meetings to decide whose the killer, where you become party to murder by agreeing to vote someone innocent out.

It occurs to me the sad thing about Donald Trump is that when he dies it's going to be of natural causes and not because he blew his brains out because it all collapsed in on him. America can't even give us a happy ending to Hitler.

Do people not remember when Joe Rogan of all fucking people had her lose all sense of reality because she didn't know what a "toady" was?

Yeah bring Merrick Garland back. This time he'll handle it!

It blows my mind that we get some weak ass statement from a Senator to try and be subtle about how bad leadership is, but won't say it with their whole fucking chest during a crisis. Then in the comments you see a number of people saying "yeah this is what we need!"

CC: Chris Murphy.

Idk man,,, having our supposed opposition talk about themselves in passive third person here is doing absolutely nothing to assure me we have any effective opposition in this country…

You are the opposition bro.

Given Trump's last couple of days of posting AI slop, he's gotta be setting up a "this is a deep fake" excuse for something that's about to come out right?

My therapist: Pixar Paula Dean can't hurt you she isn't real.

Oh well as long as you only vote for them and don't endorse them. @thelouvreof.bsky.social i would like to submit this as her timeline seems to be entirely earnest

Claiming stage is going great. (She's fine so you can laugh)

This is why Dems in power need to throw all the Clinton era (even Obama era) consultants out the window. They told her to disregard the polls and give the middle finger to the uncomitted movement and she did so unquestioningly and without hesitation, to all of our detriment.

Can we just say "all lives matter" when they ask us to condemn Charlie Kirk's shooting? Seems like a fair compromise.

bluefacts.app/top-reach There's so many fucking grifters on this list. It's so fucking depressing.

Really going to up the game here. TRUMP IS A BURRITO Bails Under Real Risk, Instantly Turns Out Pay me my motha fucking DNC check. This will destroy him when Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries call him this. He'll fold over and give us all healthcare or something.

My professional assessment is that Ezra Klein is a moron @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

Still remember the time I read in an article on CNN that "usually when people predict the end of the world they are wrong" Yeah well, it only takes once!

To everyone who wanted the rapture to happen today: Cheer up, it's not like it's the end of the world.

Man shut the fuck up

GOT HIM!