i was SO unbelievably locked into the entire thing and when he said Roxanne i heard 84 bombs in my brain explode all at once

gotta start making t-shirts with qrcodes that open up good ol early 2000s shock jpgs

i beat up all the greek and norse gods too but they didnt make any videogames about me bc im not a sellout

Wulfhild, still working on a new design with half plate… emphasis on half

over 50k words into my silly sky island fantasy book and im at the part where everything i write seems rushed and bad but if i actually finish this one it wont matter how much it sucks bc i finished something for once

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974).

thinking about this classic today

the hellsow is a dumb livestock animal in hell so less of a fantasy and more an interpretation of my lived reality

benighted: experience your flesh me: no benighted benighted: ravage the soul like insidious cancer me: no benighted

trapped forever in the space between life and death i rot inside but i can still eat poppyseed muffins

i know the words to attached at the hip but i still think all the members of cky should be killed in 3 separate atv accidents

monkey

why is boys love always beefing with the cheat commandos

necromancer

Help out if you can this is so fucked up

what if old school fantasy sci fi erotica was cartoons instead of airbrush paintings. my thesis

spacecake

I'm sorry but "rainbow capitalism was good and we shouldn't have criticized it and if you were right about it too early you were part of the problem" takes are not going to be tolerated this pride. this will get you a Red Card Warning. two such warnings and you have to spin The Punishment Wheel.

fox from my sketchbook

in the dethklok tour shirt my friend jak bought me :>

if i post a selfie i posted days ago and deleted dont say anything ok

dont have my tablet while on vacation so im practicing drawing with shapes

hiring manager

dozens of dead wildebeest at the bottom of a cliff. a hundred walrus corpses at the bottom of a cliff. cliffs are natures deadliest predator

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed

u need to see this guy amberdrake hes like a psychotherapist who also does oil massage and will suck ur dick in session if u want. his best friend is a gryphon idk if theyre fucking but he is bisexual so

sugarfangs....

skwisgaar: believes he can get trans women pregnant toki: transfem egg murderface: transphobic due to insecurity about his sexuality pickles: likes to say tranny but believes in body autonomy nathan: ignorant but supportive once its explained to him enough times

The stoned gf chronicles continue...

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 28,1943

A majestic sea serpent #monster #creature #vandyartwork

party girl #furry

mr scum hasnt rly been fat for years like i can feel his ribs when i pet him. and yet he has the power to appear so

vincent price day do i make my roommates watch masque of the red death or witchfinder general

i saw dethklok and didnt die at all and last time i saw gwar they barely attacked me so i really hope the next time i see exhumed they figure out how to hit me with a car during their set

i love gumby because sometimes there's just a guy from Hell

Thinking about Gniesbert again

serpentor has been through a lot lately everyone could be a little nicer to him and his stupid stupid snake costume

You can show me all the charts you want saying the economy is fine but if Serpentor is selling his throne because it won't fit into his new studio apartment, shit is not fine