look I realize this nerd has an obvious good use for the thing but OP please consider that I want to make the raddest fucking nativity scene

*taking the appraiser around the property* me: we had this little extension built to protect the oil tank from ice falling off the roof appraiser: why are there all these crosses in the ground? me: dog graves appraiser: there’s so many me: yeah…this is the hose hookup

Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely

These guys sure were prolific emailers.

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

Another shot of the Aurora. Just outside of Minneapolis

Taken just inside the 94 loop on a 3 second exposure

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Does anyone have any suggestions for showing my disapproval to the Dem party. I'm still seeing red with fury over last night. I don't think i've ever been this mad at the party before (and i've been mad at them a LOT) I've called both senators (Tina Smith you need to empty your inbox).

I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.

He beat the wrap.

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

poor fair good excellent flat noodle

Ten seconds later he wins lol

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours

@aptshadow.bsky.social have you read any Destiny's Crucible by Plan Thorensen? From the other books you've posted on here you might enjoy this series. Has similar vibes to the 1632 series by Eric Flint. app.thestorygraph.com/books/e1c869...

pope leo please call this dude out by name we don't yet have a patron saint of crashing out

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

I think even adults can agree... Everyone is annoying.

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

I'm sorry judge our lawlessness makes it impossible to document all our crimes.

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

I fucking knew it.

There are no circumstances where human beings should be without food. There are no qualifications that make someone undeserving of access to food. If you are a human being, you should get food. I don’t care about ability, job status, legal status, or anything else. If people are hungry, feed them.

I don't post here often but please consider donating to a local food bank. With SNAP benefits not going out next month there's going to be a huge influx of demand for your local food bank. If you need recommendations for organizations feel free to ask. Thanks again everyone! Love you very much.

Thats meeeee!!!! (thank you! much appreciated!)

they invented a technology that makes you worse at your job while convincing you you’re better at it. also your boss has to believe you’re better at it or else the entire economy explodes. they made the sophon from three body problem in real life

Happy annual us-east-1 outage to all that celebrate

"i probably don't need any snacks" the famous last words of me, the no snack haver, who died of no snacks

My favorite sign at the Minneapolis No Kings rally

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

2036 early republican primary polling: Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44% Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43% Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

@lookitup.baby I didn't realize you were crash-the-website popular haha

gibber jibber flibber naw blibber? yes.

@lookitup.baby if you're still looking for the new covid shot I was able to walk in and get one at the Hy-Vee in Spring lake Park

If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.

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[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down