still fucks SO hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxk...

Petition to make it Chapelle Roan’s Drag Race.

Still waiting for the day I’ll feel good about going to the gym.

Maybe it’s that half of my face is hidden by these Ray-Bans, but I don’t hate how I look today.

Just heard some sultry saxophone in a cold open of Charmed, and asked myself “is this porn or film noir?”. I’ve now come up with the revolutionary concept of ‘Porn Noir’. Black and white smokey shots of people with broad 1920’s Chicago accents saying “seriously, toots, right in front of my salad?”

Just learned a new term I can painfully relate to: Schrödinger’s Fatigue. It’s that weird state where you’re exhausted but can’t rest. Too tired to be productive, but also too restless to relax. Stuck in a loop of wanting to sleep but overthinking everything instead.

I’ve committed to this broad New York accent for my D&D character in the campaign in playing in right now, and it went down well at first but now I worry that people are annoyed by it, even when I think I’ve toned it down a little. 😅

I think I have developed an actual pathological phobia of the gym. For months, on nights before I planned on going I’d sleep really terribly then not go; and then mustering the will to go back today ended up with me feeling really ill after about 40 minutes. I’ve head of gymtimidation, but yikes…

Do feel like we could just start calling this place Twitter. What’s he gonna do about it huh

Pictured: me and my Dear Insecurity trying our damned hardest to do Normal Human Activities this week.

Happy International Women's Day 💖

Whoever decided to put on Declare Independence by Björk on the playlist at Felson’s pool hall on a Saturday afternoon needs to up their SSRI intake.

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

@joshstrifehayes.bsky.social is rather nice to look at, and I for one am glad he superimposes himself on his already entertaining videos more often these days.

Can’t believe I’m watching WWE Royal Rumble live. I have never watched wrestling before.

i just realized if they really ban tiktok vine can come back

It seems ridiculous that my gift to myself is setting my alarm early enough I have time to lay in bed and have an existential crisis before facing the world. It's really helpful to get the dead out of the way by 8am though, I must say.

One thing I’m particularly annoyed by in RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17 is the casual dismissive manner in which Lexi Love, a 33-year-old, is being called “auntie” and “grandma”. The show is a big platform for queer exposure, and is perpetuating an ageism narrative the community as a whole faces.

Dance like everyone can’t unsee it

One day I’ll get good enough at doodling to stop blatantly ripping off and slightly amending full character renders from video games for D&D characters I plan on playing… But today is not that day.

I’m such a Scrooge, but I really hate the forced social obligation of Christmas time - especially this year when I’ve really felt actively less appreciated at most other times on 2024. I try quite hard, but it’s still tough to spread love when I don’t get it back in the ways I need.

Binged the first two Sonic the Hedgehog films last night in preparation for going to see the third one in the cinema this afternoon. I feel like a little kid again, for one brief moment.

I had a really horrifying and vivid nightmare that involved bad things happening to people I deeply care about, and it’s been affecting me all day. I wish I could program my dreams properly so this doesn’t happen again.

Charli XCX when she makes a mistake:

Keep seeing Instagram adverts for Juno Birch’s Probed Tour, completely forgetting that it is the past tense of “probe”. My sleepy ass was considering getting a ticket because I too really like my bed.

My kingdom for Dissidia Final Fantasy 012 on PS Plus.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

I need to get back into my doodling. Post something monochromatic to keep the inspirations flowing.

It’s been a tough week, and I’m feeling a little vulnerable tonight. Send cat memes and tell me nice things.

My news feed for the past 24 hours.

I’ve been full belly-laughing at this reply thread on the Dead Bird place for a good 15 minutes. “Using sex-magick to establish psy control” is my new Roman Empire.

Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”

If I had a penny for everytime I’ve seen a post today that says “Spotify Wrapped just called me an f slur”, I’d have enough to buy myself a big manly pint of Guinness.

Spotify really said “bitch, you’re a lost cause” with these songs on a generated playlist called Anti-Depression Mix.

Performed improv on stage for the first time in months, going in to it with a “if I don’t feel good about this, I’m officially done with it” attitude. I felt good about it. And I’m not quite sure what that means yet, but I don’t think I’m fully throwing in the towel any time soon.

You can tell December is near, because people have forgot how to wait to cross roads in a busy city centre with lots of traffic. I’d hate to be driving through this. Guaranteed I’d run people over out of sheer spite.

Today.

Weekends are never long enough.

#Arcane might be the best 18 episodes of television ever made, tbh.

I’m an at that point of having a few drinks and… other things… that watching Tron: Legacy seems like a phenomenal idea right now. Not because it’s a good film, but because it’s an incredible Daft Punk feature length music video.

I’ve had some casual history YouTube vids playing in the background while I work today, and I’ve discovered that few things infuriate me more than a video dedicated to analysing historical events caps off with “the rest, as they say, is history”. Like, explain it, then? Why else would I watch?

You know what they say; Never waste a Friday night in a first date… So I won’t. I’ll play the Dynasty Warriors: Origins demo instead.

I know the whole point of the movie Click was that if you skip even the boring bits of your life, you’ll end up not fully rounded and unfulfilled… But I’d still kill for one of those remotes to fast forward my work days.

Oh she is feeling sensitive today, and needs to manifest some targeted reassurances for herself or she’ll wither again.

#arcane isn't gonna make me download #leagueoflegends... I just don't hate myself enough to do that

Had a watch party with some friends for #Arcane Season 2 Act 2, and we legitimately sat in catatonic silence for a few minutes after that third episode. That show is mind blowing.

The cake I’m going to eat the day after my birthday when I have to go back to work.

Three cocktails deep before 4pm on a Sunday before I go back to work? Must be my birthday.