Does anyone have that video? Oh cool. No I don’t need to see my entire timeline full of people quote tweeting this with old vines or whatever. No really that’s okay, I was just wondering if you had it.

Reeducation camps for people who don’t break down their cardboard boxes before putting them in the bin

I think about this quote from KLF's The Manual frequently, one of the truest and most inspiring things ever written about music, and a great repudiation of the current spate of endless AI slop

Highly recommend reading this story about a reporter casually finding out his wife is a world Tetris champion: archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

I think about this quote from KLF's The Manual frequently, one of the truest and most inspiring things ever written about music, and a great repudiation of the current spate of endless AI slop

Initial conditions: m1=97.8 m2=130.8 m3=89.0 (solar masses) v1x=-6.806 v1y=-1.184 v2x=3.172 v2y=1.147 v3x=4.488 v3y=-4.358 (km/s) x1=33.0 y1=32.0 x2=28.0 y2=1.0 x3=-3.0 y3=24.0 (AU from center) Music: Dune (2021) Medley – Zimmer

men will literally go to a record store and buy used records instead of going to therapy

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Thank god iMessage now transcribes audio messages so I don’t have to oblige the freaks who like them

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Guard dog sign is not fucking around

Hey I found your uh.. your.. your cum I guess

Guard dog sign is not fucking around

Swear to god every single time I go into a small town old guy record store they’re playing All Things Must Pass

Hey I found your uh.. your.. your cum I guess

Underrated Louisville post-hardcore/early emo

Improvised a gravy by making a roux and adding soy sauce and dijon mustard (didn’t have any stock or anything like that) and let me tell you, it’s passable.

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Man I love when detroit techno guys have one song on their album where they do a half assed spoken/rap about being a robot or whatever. Dudes rock

Godrest Ye! Merry Gentleman

My sweet beautiful baby

My sweet beautiful baby

Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff

It’s time to bring back 78s

Prosecutor: your tweet "ass got me sounding like Keith Jarrett"-- is that about his piano playing or his vocalizations. Me: I don't play piano. Prosecutor: your honor the witness is being evasive. *Juicy Ass Bailiff turns to face the judge* Me: ooOouhgh

The vcr in our airbnb has some minor issues. Zero stars

The vcr in our airbnb has some minor issues. Zero stars

Jello Biafra is selling his 89 Celica GT Convertible www.hemmings.com/auction/1989... (I think he pulled up to Terrastock II in it?)

Jackfruit is one of the more bullshit meat substitutes

Soaking in the San Diego culture

On the airplane watching the orb, as one does

On the airplane watching the orb, as one does

All my friends are posting their Discogs Wrapped 2025 let's go! (All the things I added to my Discogs collection in 2025) (I don't have any friends)

No bagel thanks, just schmear

I find things like those chamber ensemble arrangements of Aphex Twin or Metal Machine Music or whatever to be unbearably cheesy and wrongheaded, but this sounds incredible and I preordered it immediately

Saw two pigeons mating in the BART station, this is a good omen

I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩 shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...

All my friends are posting their Discogs Wrapped 2025 let's go! (All the things I added to my Discogs collection in 2025) (I don't have any friends)

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

I love how they position this shit as if it was cool when Obama did it. It wasn't. We didn't approve of it then either. This is no different than the Rs who say "well Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files". Yeah! We know! Toss his ass in jail too.

People are amazed I’m fine with eating leftover mac n cheese and stuffing for every meal since thanksgiving. Brother if I could have endless mac n cheese and stuffing in my fridge until the day I die I would die a happy man

Of course while you might think a ceiling is important for safety, to keep out the elements etc, real house heads know what’s really important is a strong floor

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The best album of 2025 is Dual by Super Collider from 1993

Ĺ̵̻o̸̍ͅu̸͖͗ĭ̸̱s̸̰̀ ̷͉̚Ċ̵̝.̵̤̊K̶̼̇.̴̦͘ ̸̬͂w̷̨̒ã̴̘ṣ̵̃ ̵̤̑ḁ̸̒ ̶̬͂d̵̘̐a̵̩̐r̷̢̈l̷̟̆i̵̙̐n̵͈͆g̶̝̏ ̴̥͛ȍ̸͚f̵̮̒ ̸̲̔t̷̘̽h̴͚̀e̴̠͐ ̵͉̉c̸̙̒ǒ̴̟m̷͖͠ḛ̷̓d̴̼͗ý̷̻ ̵̮̈s̴̼͠c̴̱̕e̶̹͝n̵̻͋e̵̅͜ ̶̫͛b̷̹̍ë̸̗́f̷̱͠ö̸̺́r̴̭̀ě̵ͅ ̸̙̊ḇ̷͋ẹ̶̓ï̴̜n̷͕͗g̸̡̉ ̷̳̚c̵͛ͅả̵̫n̴̰̋ĉ̷̱e̸̋ͅl̵͎̎l̷̰̈́e̵̹̓d̴̤͊.̷͈͂ ̶͙̀C̴̝̀a̸͙̋n̷̺͝ ̸̛͔h̷͐͜e̵͚̚ ̵͔̄ṁ̷͇å̴̤k̵͍͘e̶̘͊ ̷̠̓ȃ̷̩ ̵̤̓t̸̮͒ṟ̴̿i̸͍͐u̶͚̾m̵̻̉p̷̦̿h̵͈̕ȁ̷̯n̷͈̽ẗ̵͕́ ̵̪̇r̸̤̒è̴͜t̶̨̉ǘ̸̗r̷͚͂ṉ̵̽?̵̺̿

Got the ideal thanksgiving assignment (last minute trip to the store)

The best album of 2025 is Dual by Super Collider from 1993

It blows my mind that they actually teach children the "first thanksgiving" pilgrims and native Americans myth in schools. Come on man that's so obviously incredibly fake. Like if there were a chapter in textbooks about the history of the North Pole elves