“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

Quick, give him the Noel Peace Prize pronto!

If you’ve never seen “The Betamax Years”, you must see “The Betamax Years” Here. youtu.be/mju1MlWZP1o?...

Conservative Party cheering cuts to everything... Always reminds me of this (by Banx banxcartoons.co.uk)

CRYING 😭

Another astonishing sign of incredible incompetence from the UK Conservatives. They can’t even get right the name of the country they want to represent. (Image via LBC political editor Natasha Clark)

A penny for Marinakis's thoughts 💭 So much positivity going into this season; stronger squad, fans pulling in same direction, European adventure... Don't like chanting for our own manager to be sacked BUT can't begrudge it this time. Team wasn't broken and now looks fragile.

Potter sacked, please not Nuno... not yet... fully on board the Ange train but still too soon to see Nuno in another Prem dug out 🥺 #nffc

Beautiful goal, come on lads 🌳❤️ #nffc

this is the best trump super cut to date...and that's saying a lot.

They should all buttons to press that turn their countries sign into a ❌, with each one lowering Trump a little lower into the basement.

The main man ❤️🌳 #nffc

Sir Clive Sinclair said the same thing about his C5 (probably).

Looking forward to the match today. Sad for Nuno still, but football just keeps moving so fully behind Ange. Just please, do not ask Sels to start tapping it around our 6 yard box...that way madness lies... #nffc 🌳❤️

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Nuno 😢 #nffc 🌳❤️

🤮🤮🤮♾️

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?

Labour stirring it up again. Overseas students are now the latest cause of all our woes 🙃

MGW not on it today (so far), sloppy by his standards... #nffc

Williams ❤️🌳 #nffc

Ref is a bit inconsistent here #nffc

It must be so exhausting living your life like this. Just mentally draining going around forcing yourself to be upset by absolutely fuck all.

This is my flag.

Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD

Can't shake the feeling that the owner has always wanted Marco Silva and the stars are aligning for that to happen. Not read anything, just an inkling... #nffc

#NFFC 🌳🔴⚪🔴 ARNAUD KALLIMUENDO SIGNS FOR FOREST HE WILL WEAR THE NUMBER 15 www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/news/2025/au...

What a first half. Anderson and Sangare brilliant in the middle 💪 #nffc

Come on chaps, let's get this season off to a flyer and get Nuno smiling again. Got the old faithful on today. #nffc 🌳❤️

Hutchinson has signed ❤️🌳 #nffc

David Luiz talks back on, McAtee all but confirmed, Hutchinson v likely and Kalimuendo also nearly there... He's going for it but with very clever signings! Roll on Sunday, atmosphere going to be 🔥 #nffc

Well, what a lovely evening this has been ❤️🌳 #nffc

Good news ❤️🌳 #nffc

In Northern Ireland and my god, the standard crisp packet sizes are amazing! Titanic museum, pubs, etc. brilliant also but crisps 👨‍🍳 💋

the first conspiracy.

Bish bash bosh #nffc 🌳❤️

From John Percy ⬇️ Personally, don't mind this at all. Should be fairly cheap, builds on squad with a Prem experienced player and he is still rapid. Get that baby lotion ready 💦

Well said!!

Morgan Gibbs-White has signed a new contract at Nottingham Forest, extending his deal until 2028. The midfielder’s new contract has been described as a “record deal” by the club.

Just landed and what a bit of news! Did not see that coming at all and well pleased 🌳❤️

The #FPL app is starting to do my head in. I have no filters on, and yet Haaland and Isaak don't show unless you scroll to the bottom of the list of 4.5m players?

CRICKET 🏏🔥🔥🔥

If Igor Jesus can replicate his table tennis skills to the pitch, I'm excited for what's to come. Got my ticket for first match, not sure he's a starter, but then again not sure of formation now. #nffc

Imagine our shock when we saw it was a BMW…😏 #WorldBollardAssociation

Stood on the kids pyramid blocks.

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