Racking my brain where I'd seen Bad Bunny before and just hit me...Bless Your Heart! #JamesBond #LicenseToKill

10/10 this, incredible

T20 Cricket World Cup kicks off at the... Excuse me, what's the stadium name again? @actualnames.bsky.social

I'm not certain what would be funnier, a lot of empty US stadiums during the World Cup, or the inevitable chants from England and Scotland (and other) fans detailing, to the tune of some well known traditional song, all the ways in which the US President is a cunt.

I heard they're playing the Pyramid Stage this year...

We do love collecting keepers! Lost track how many we've signed in recent years... Good signing, keep Sels on his toes ♥️🌳

"Dad, open your Christmas presents!" "Not now, I'm emailing Jeffrey Epstein."

Result for us, wherever he ends up (although Palace fans seem happy to be shot of him) #nffc

So pleased for McAtee, played with a real flow to his game last night. Hoping he gets minutes and a chance to build as really need another MGW-type to share the load. Could be another false dawn for the team, but you could see it's a confidence game and when we have it we look great! #nffc

I don't know... Great striker but PSR will surely bite us and then the constant drama that is our club begins again. Or am I wrong and sales at end of season would cover it (Anderson is definitely off, surely)? Crazy and can't see it happening but 🤷 (A ruse to unsettle before our match?)

Rolling back the years ♥️🌳 TAIWO #NFFC

Come on you Mackems! #nffc

🫣 #nffc ♥️🌳

"Right kids, no desert until you've drunk all your own piss"

— THE FUCK?

Yes, I would Kent 🙃

Every attendee needs to fake cough <bullshit> at every sentence he dribbles out.

He's a massive cnut! \yes, you know...

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

The absolute accuracy of this.

What an embarrassment.

The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.

Can I just shock you? I like wine despite what I said earlier.

post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

This is the funniest shirt ever to be wearing during a “man on the street” local news interview. 🤣 I had to rewind multiple times for screenshots. I’m dead

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Graham Chapman would have been 85 today, which seems as good a time as any to remind ourselves of this Barry Cryer anecdote about the times when he and Chapman were writing material together for Ronnie Corbett

This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.

💦💦💦 #nffc ❤️🌳

Jesus wept, stormed out for a pee at 2 nil down and come back and it's 1 -1 💦 #nffc 🌳❤️

Slow going forward and kills any chance of a break. Devoid of ideas... Hope something changes...Come on boys #nffc 🌳❤️

The dog is getting close to going on a long walk #nffc

Aina is back! 🙏🌳❤️ #nffc

Just over 10yrs ago, American Press went into meltdown because their President wore a tan suit on TV whilst talking about combating ISIS. They must be REALLY pissed now 🫠

South Park alumnus Toby Morton saw the rename on the cards months ago and bought the trumpkennedycenter domain (com and org). https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org

Lovely gesture 🌳❤️ #nffc

John Robertson 😢 RIP the main man ❤️🌳 #nffc

Behind door number 24 of the Scarred For Life advent calendar... it's the grand finale, so ushering in tomorrow's big day is our spirit animal, the man in the bulbous mask himself: NOSEYBONK!

Possession up, long balls down, goals, goals goals: this is Dycheball. Although not as we know it (or thought it might be). A piece on how Dyche's style so far at Forest has been different to before, & why that might be #NFFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate

There are more gags in this than all the adverts made in the past thirty years put together

I'm just resting my eyes.

"Look for me in the trees. I will be there in the trees." A letter worth reading? ✅️🤍 (Sent into The Irish Times)

And again ❤️🌳

What a goal! ❤️🌳 #nffc

So good to see some players back last night! Result was needed and deserved (if a little squeaky bum at times). I even enjoyed seeing Zinchenko back, who has annoyed the f#ck out of me with his non-defending, at times. All hands to the pump now, lads! #nffc 🌳❤️

Smersh Advent 3