Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today theonion.com/biologists-c...

This is actually making me so sad. I see an alternate timeline where he could have volunteered at an anatomy lab or gotten into taxidermy. His people are out there. He could be telling wild Kennedy stories over a dissection table while weighing bird gonads instead of killing millions of people.

As a cradle Catholic there's never been a more accurate post than this.

I've lived in Kentucky five years longer than JD Vance has been Catholic and I feel like a poser if I let a "y'all" slip, but he's out here telling the Pope he's wrong about doctrine. Wild sht.

Once all your stuff, even the stuff you spent good money on, starts falling apart, you feel like you are trying to hide that you are living a student life, while paying middle manager prices

Good grief, I've never taken a botany class 🌴 Plant #926 🌲 I figured it out in 14 guesses! 🟧🟫🟫🟧🟧🟫🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 14 flora.metazooa.com #metaflora

🦨 Animal #987 🦓 I figured it out in 4 guesses! 🟥🟥🟨🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4 metazooa.com #metazooa

Ratatouille is a better depiction of class struggle than A Bug’s Life. In this essay, I will…

Damn, if I were still teaching an evolution course, I’d start every lab period with this game

Convenient that the Tesla logo is an IUD, to remind us ladies not to make babies with Musk fuckbois

LOOK AT THE BABY LYSTROSAURUS

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.

if this country’s government isn’t gonna invoke the 25th amendment when the president threatens to commit genocide on social media what the fuck are our politicians even any good for. REMOVE HIM NOW

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

This team is our culture. It's been a fun year. www.champaignshowers.com/this-is-our-...

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Tauntaun sleeping bags exist because ThinkGeek posted photos of them as an April Fool's joke and the response was so great they came into existence. What I'm saying is, this can also be willed into existence.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Can some museum just do a blacklight survey party in their collections after hours and report everything that glows? Every 6 months there’s another one of these and I’m starting to think maybe it’s not that special/there are some interesting patterns we could pick up with broad sampling.

Germany dominated Nobel Prizes….until the 1940s. And they never recovered. The transition to China is in process.

I don't think people fully appreciate how apocalyptic things are for US science. I haven't had any new funding since 2024, but I'm still ok since typical grants are for three years. This means next year I will be completely out of funding and will have to fire everyone in the lab. It's not great.

High speed monstrum (dynamic water/composition study) (I'm not sorry) #paleoart #tullimonstrum #sketch

You should use this if only to search for things with “before:2022” added to avoid AI slop

Today’s #sundayfishsketch of a seahorse, soft pastels on toned paper

Whelp. I’ve now seen a shirt I bought new in high school in the vintage shop. It was painful to raise the average age of the store patrons by quite so much all by myself. The store had a great selection, sure, but all the youngin’s - including the employee - were giving me the stink eye 😂

I don’t wear masks daily, but you know what? Pre Covid, I caught a cold or something every single time I flew. When I mask up on the plane, I don’t catch anything anymore. Quality of life improvement all around

We’re all quietly told not to study dinos, snakes, or sharks, btw. Dino paleo bros have the attitude of “well actually” Reddit mods plus the sexual scandals of politicians

'Standing on the shoulders of giants' and the 'giants' are the Geological Society of London being dickbags to Mary Anning.

I tried a pastel class yesterday. Somehow this is my first ever art exercise involving fruit!

Not me verbal stimming to “anus and genitals” a bunch last night to then see my husband reposting this

50 Shads of Grey

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I have already depicted myself as the assured and laughing head of FDR and you as the screaming and infantile Adolf Hitler

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

Dental Formulas xkcd.com/3213/

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Pokémon predictions: grass Garuda, fire Foo Dog, water Tokay Gecko. All three have “protector” symbolism in Southeast Asia

Don’t be stubborn and suffer like I did. Keep using those Happylights. The spring equinox isn’t here yet

IMDB has a screenshot from the episode too showing the salamander brooch. Do I try to email the Costume and Wardrobe Department? It's clearly some kind of slimy salamander like Plethodon glutinosus, right?? (s2/e13) www.imdb.com/title/tt1632...

"And it turns out he was in a hospital the whole time and he's actually Alanis Morissette"

"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"