/ that was my final contribution before my nap

ANYWAY! ( opens tinder. swipeswipeswipeswipe. ) 💬: hey mami😍😍💯👅 💬: yeah it’s the real a-train 💯💯 💬: cum get some of this speed! 👅👅👅 💬: nah, tonight. or i’ll block. i ain’t got time for no games 💬: lol ok ? bye bitch

jesus is the man, so it’s definitely a compliment. . . taking a step closer to scan his face thoroughly. “fuckin’ FAULTLINE?”

yeah. yeah, makes sense. we haven’t had that one yet. ( he can tell that *something* is going on here, for sure. but he can’t tell what exactly it is, just that the expression on homelander’s face is getting worrying again. ) you sure you alright, man . . ?

is he hallucinating or does that dude look like jesus?

i can’t do this shit much longer.

( looking at him for a few, trying to gauge the atmosphere. oh. OH! - the laughing stops immediately. ) w-woah! that’s . . amazing, man! wow! so like . . man on man stuff? . . you and the deep?

she’s going through a lot, man. ( quick realization. ) uh, because - because she’s so fucking stupid! ha-ha! . . anyways! i been doin’ good! runnin’ a lot of tracks! ( head scratch. ) how’s sea life and everything?

( one cackle to start. then his amusement just keeps going. ) damn, homelander. i didn’t know you had jokes like that. i like it.

o-kay . . that sounds . . ,(kinda suspicious), good.

#TheGhostOfKiki A tale in three parts. We’re literally the backstreet boys.

so what did i miss while i was off, doing, um . . something. . ahem?

( shifting awkwardly in place a bit. doesn’t seem like anything ‘good’ is going on. ) . . . sureee.

oh shit. oh father! man, i really fuckin’ love your performances. RAISE HIM UUUP! really gets you goin’.

um. ( spills over glass of water. ) you need to clean that. ( WOOSH. 💨 )

damn. is nobody here ever happy?!

. . . that feel good?

that’s me!

Frosted A-Trains! Start your day with a breakfast that’ll win you the race!

#selfie #thirsttrap #a-train #vought #single #singlemen #fastest

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