/ ill get to my replies here i swear

mocha and everything else is in the cafeteria! for self-serving! . . . ( turns to her husband with a latte and croissant in hand, happy to bring it. ) good morning, honeybooboo!

/ i go back to this post to have a laugh

/ could i be really good at writing a-train? no. but i might do it anyway

/ if i made a discord would anyone wanna be my friend [said pathetically]

/ FECK i need to sleep

great. so in other words, it’s hopeless.

( the prolonged staring in silence is because she’s deciding between smacking or kissing him. . . . KISS. a sniffle follows. ) this . . this is the bravest thing anyone has ever done for me.

oh father . . come here for a second.

the department that oversees the vought wifi activities are gonna have a fuuuunnny day.

at least you’re not sugarcoating shit . . got any tips on how to take down demons? . . theoretically . . ?

( she smiles. what a strange guy. but he can be pretty nice . . cool. ) (🎭: he’s going off to jerk to gilf porn.) ( FUCK, that bitch bashley has to ruin every single moment for her. )

she can only sigh with jealousy as she imagines a place like that. “that must be fuckin’ nice . . aliens . .” her eyebrows raise with a nod. “people where *im* from have been trying to prove that existence for years. are they really bald and slimey like in the AI pictures?” sidetracked. +

/ this is how i’m feeling rn

( her tensed shoulders finally drop. she continues to take the longest, most desperate hit of the blunt that’s ever been witnessed. ) fuck. yeah . . that’s better.

( looking at him . . looking at the blunt . . back up at him. ) is that laced.

oh no . . . hubby.

( bashley is silent, but definitely unhappy with this bribery and plotting for another time! )

( her smile is also wiped from her face in a heartbeat. eyes widening as they bounce from glancing to the floor, and back to him. nodding vehemently. ) yes! yes. of course! i’ve seen . . all of your great strength in person. undefeated strength. no. holy strength! and . . and, i was JUST+

( continues smiling . . . ! she’s too scared to gulp, so her eyes are increasingly getting teary from pressing it down. )

( 🎭: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 )

whatever happens… to my hubby munchkin.. i love you.

HOMELANDER! ( a startled yelp. she spins around so fast that she’s now slightly disoriented. stumbling a few steps. ) oh, you’re so — quiet on your feet! which is why you’re the *best* to ever do it. ( she’s nodding away. hoping that really sells it. ) congratulations on deeplander, by +

( just nodding! )

baby. baby! - don’t say the word second so loud. ( whisper. ) he might be listening.

prove. it. trumpmusk soft porn. NOW!

TRAITOR!

REMEMBER KIDS: SOCIALISM TEARS FAMILIES APART!

i’m in a more popular couple than homelander! 🎶 ( the realization of homelander’s revengeful nature sets in. ) fuck . . i’m in a more popular couple than homelander.

“really? i’m saving your butt here!”

what happened to my boo-thang’s handsome face!

fuck! alright, we need chatgpt premium. i want a video of elon realistically fiddling donald trump’s toes by tonight. that’ll get him in our boat.

WE DID IT? WE DID IT!

In light of recent events: We thought that it might be interesting to share the current approval ratings for the couples here at Vought International! Oh Father & Ashley- 77% Deep & Homelander - 69% Maeve & Elena - 64% Soldier Boy & Lunch Lady Doris - 55% Starlight & Hughie - 2%

DEEP STRUGGLES: A heartfelt, four-part documentary about the struggle of being queer in a deeply conservative industry and eventually leaning to accept who you really are. Coming to Vought+ this fall.

/ ashley screams. writer is about to scream for unrelated reasons. were really spirit animals

hm . . her lips press together to a half frustrated, half thoughtful line. a few more seconds in absolute silence pass by, just looking at the guy in front of her. up and down. up and down again. now frustration overrides the thoughtfulness on her face, though it’s a little unserious in nature. +

hello! where is the announcement for a movie documentary about closeted queerness and all its terrible difficulties? @voughtcorprate.bsky.social

i knew it . . even before i knew it, i knew it. god, i was so blind! there were obvious bdsm elements with these two. the deep’s unwavering submission and homelander’s disgust for him. it was humiliation play all along!

. . ( no rebuttal to that honestly. ) don’t kink shame!

#animerp #mvrp

ㅤ a machine in the sand, whirring its last.

[ out of one of the rooms at the vought tower, an unruly screams erupts. lasting at least half a minute. ]

#LoveIsLove #LGBTQIA+ #Deeplander