Uh! More or less?

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little." An independent portrayal of Master Chief from the Halo series. Minors do not interact.

ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ʜᴜʜ? (ʜᴜʜ?) ᴛᴇʟʟ ’ᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴇᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

He’s feeling NEEDY.

< — wrapping up a run.

Should be back now! My bad.

ten minutes!?

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A HEADACHE! Nope. That was cringey. Anyway. Ya dead. (He’s going nuts in the sims. Just pretend the gif is of ODST armour).

— 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 disposable ⑊ 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. ┇ CTN0453-0 ┇

❝ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 . . . ❞

❝ 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙚 , 𝙙𝙞𝙚 , 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 ... ❞

"INFINITE MULTIVERSE, I COME IN PEACE!" [ #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 #𝗢𝗖𝗥𝗣 #𝗦𝗙𝗪𝗥𝗣 #𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪𝗥𝗣 (in DMs) ] "I'm Lepanto, a junior researcher from a galaxy at war. On a mission to discover new sapients and new phenomena, and boldly go where Akashic Labs has never gone before!" ❤️ and ♻️?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝗜'𝗠 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 — ! ⠀⠀⠀𝗛𝗢𝗪 '𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ??? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ʜᴜʜ? (ʜᴜʜ?) ᴛᴇʟʟ ’ᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴇᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

camping trip.

ahem

oh fuck~

He’s looking for something to taste like he doesn’t dam well know I’m a snack.

I’m so glad I’ve finally revealed this. I know, I know, this comes as a shocker. It must seem like the straightest man in the world suddenly came out.

He’s got more than ANYONE would credit him with.

Muscle ache. He overdid it today.

He’s sat around. Drinking. Listening to music on a speaker. Good times.

In the range. Pew pew. Pew. BOOM!

ʜ ᴜ ɴ ᴋ s

How does that pain in the ass outrank me?

I know so. Like, for instance, I know you’re a judgemental bitch.

I can handle myself, Chapman.

I don’t see why that even matters.

Why don’t you do me a favour and stop saying it? Matter of fact, why do you even care? You barely know me.

Why don’t you just tell me what you CLEARLY wanna say?

I WAS PROMISED SLUTTY CROP TOPS!

Yessssssssssss it is!

SALVADOR! C’MON! IT’S PRIDE MONTH! WE’VE GOTTA DO GAY STUFF. Ya know to celebrate.

This’ll do.

He’s *this* close to giving his gear a rainbow theme.

Rent free.

Gimme that Salvadick.

Oh, absolutely.

I don’t know anything about that. It’s way above my pay grade. What I do know, is that I value honesty, and he’s always been clean-cut with me. That counts for something. More than some rumours.