I hit my head on almost every day, but that’s besides the point… Take no notice of me, Captain.

Well. Alright! He’s just going to shut up and be grateful then.

Well then. With all due respect, Sir, I do not believe your writer has any legs to stand on when it comes to making ‘get a room’ jokes with me involved.

He’s just a little anxious about people feeling like they’ve gotta do stuff for him. He’s usually self sufficient honestly. So he feels a little bad.

The Captain’s lucky he’s not one for breaking the fourth wall.

Only if he’s up for that…? There’s no pressure.

The right side of his neck is pretty stiff.

Oof. That was cruel. But honestly? He might just want one.

After how crazy the last few days have been this ODST is feeling sore all over.

Glad to be around! I don’t think we’ve been introduced yet?

I dunno! It ain’t been a half bad day.

🕶️

He’s sat quietly in his bunk. Scrolling on a data-pad he’s had for years now. Jayden’s not super duper techy, but he enjoys the process of tinkering nonetheless. The pad might be outdated and its screen is cracked, but he’s modified it for his own preferences. The ODST is contentedly just -

Babes. NOT what I meant.

yesplease

#Queekisms please

It’s okay, I can cool you off.

See! Now just try smiling.

No arguments here.

I didn’t wanna make it a species thing.

There’s definitely crazy here. One’s psychotic. The other is hot AND psychotic.

Bestie we have GOT to teach you how to not look crazy one of these days.

HELL YEAH!

I’m just straight up hot, so. No augments here baby.

🕶️

#Queekisms I’ve done this a few times before, but I always enjoy this thought experiment. ❤️ — for a doctor who character that I think you’d suit writing.

" 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 . "

He got the shit kicked outta him yesterday. He’s been training all day. And tonight? Anyway. This ODST is completely exhausted.

#Queekisms I will get back to the fist fight thingy at some point I promise I’m just a mess when it comes to longer replies

Can you be more dreamy…?

I’m sure there’s some witty joke about a tight fit I could make right about now.

That was in doubt…? Oh boy.

#Queekisms I don’t think we need a genius to work out what happened next okay

loverboy.exe has crashed

Oh really…?

Long day training with the squad. He’s totally exhausted.

He’s totally thinking so clearly right now.

Eye ROLLLLLLLLL

He called me cute

First thoughts? 😏

why did you people let me do this

If he wasn’t acting so stupidly, he might’ve been able to save himself. But Jayden took the full brunt of both the punches thanks to his own arrogance. Stumbling back slightly, he shook his head and got back into the game. Huffing as he re-raised his guard. “You’re enjoying this? Aren’t you? -

People say I’ve got an ego problem. I say I just know I’m /that/ good.

“I’ve always had more balls than brains.” Salvador moved quickly, but if Jayden had one thing going for him then it was certainly his fleet-footedness. The punch came in and he side-stepped, turning his chest to ensure it missed. “I’ve got the moves, baby! Can’t touch this hell-jumper.”

Jayden pulled back a little too, then his eyes tracked Salvador’s first steps. Once his flank was actually threatened, the ODST slowly turned on his heel. Keeping his guard firmly up against the other. “So. This the usual first date you usually take people on or…?” His tone sounded a lot -

Doing as he was bid; Jayden stepped into the ring and loosely mirrored the Spartan’s stance. Hands up, fists curled, and his heart beating so loudly he could hear it in his ringing ears. “I hope no—” Immediately trying to suprise the other, Jayden steps ahead slightly and -

Well! It was nice knowing y’all. I’m gunna let a hunk kill me now.