You know you can speak to her normally.. she may be mute but she’s not deaf

«hmm»

She’s a professional yapper… when she could yap youtube.com/shorts/SLCOU...

«too hot-» Not the temperature, too many pretty people around her

Lucy being surrounded by so many pretty women «I wanna be, the very best like no one ever was» LUCY KO YOU CANT COLLECT THEM LIKE POKÉMON THEY’RE PEOPLE!

A warthog for her a big wheel

🦇I’ve been calling Oguri Cap “Oguri Fat” that I have to actively fight my phone to type out the name right. But the second name is correct anyway-

She’s embracing her inner Oguri Cap.. and taking the plate for herself

Actually Lucy (she’s literally Anya except she signs and doesn’t have her powers-)

Her breakfast this morning was a bowl of trix «If trix are for kids then that mean..» The horror of realization began to dawn on her «oh no»

She could go for some waffles..

«I’m not a child!»

You know what sucks about being the literal shortest spartan? The fact that every spartan generation could punt her like a football, put her in air jail (yes it’s happened), and the relentless teasing about her being “smol”

She’s waiting

🦇🤣 She’s so short a normal III or IV could punt her

Marcus your girlfriend is a girl kisser But also a boy kisser Win win

Lucy’s cheeks flushed with red in the moments before their lips met. «!»

5’3 without armor 5’10 in armor Girl is wearing stilettos in armor

Well?? She’s waiting! She may have to get on her level cause she do be small

She deserves the princess treatment there fore all girl kissers by royal decree are legally required to kiss her-

Too many girl kissers, they should be kissing her instead!

Look she may have a boyfriend, but shiiiii- these girls do be pretty

“𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎.”

Hmmmmm-

❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞

Damn there goes Lucy (She’s 5’3 out of armor)

The gammas always get the hot ones-

She is beauty, she is grace, she is guilty of committing 37 war crimes against Innies

🦇 I should actually start looking for an irl fc for her

Aaand she’s just putting in her order-

Lucy reacting to words across languages youtube.com/shorts/5XkdD...

❝I can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you. Or anybody that decides that I'm of use.❞ ┃ #DWRP ━ Valerie Tyler; The Big Bad Wolf; The Doctor's Daughter. ━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead! ━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.

Staaaare

Back on Kholo there was a dude who built a castle.. that sank in a swamp. So he built a second one, that one burned. So he built a third that one burned, fell down, and sank in the swamp. But the fourth one? That stayed up!

🦇

She’s alive (unfortunately)

Isn’t that the mission where 25 500kg air strike beacons were thrown?

Causally copyrights the words “in additional news”

«Anyone find it weird that’s there’s a vampire in the odsts?»

«I was busy trying to make the drunk nerd more drunk why would I take it?» Well there were several twitter threads-

!!!!!

🦇Summer wives, acquired. Summon ticket number? Barely affected. SQ? Never touched. Now I need Asce’s kids

Oh no Totally not the one suspect that has a history of doing it

She’s just placing random instruments around for drunk people to find.

«Same wing»

«We’re neighbors dumbass»

«Bottom»

She’s puffing her cheeks slightly, the situation requires a David Attenborough voice.. «And here we have the illusive Spartan bottoms and the ever feral odst bottom. And they’re trying to out bottom each other. This will go nowhere as neither of them will realize this.»

Bet~