Staring at the rest of the ship like…

Can we just… NOT. Please don’t make me start issuing orders.

Here goes nothing... #SeductiveSunday

*there MIGHT be a little blush to his cheeks* In my defense, they told me it would be good for morale.

A RARE #SeductiveSunday from the Captain.

Medbay reports the officer will be fine.

“No, you certainly don’t. But some of the Spartans seem to enjoy it, for whatever reason.”

" 𝐈 ? 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 . "

“No, I’m quite alright.” He shook his head. “I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”

“…Daisy Dukes… bikinis on top…”

Did you hit your head on your last drop, Trooper? I have 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 what you’re talking about.

The only one with true luck is the Master Chief.

" 𝐈'𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 , 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 , 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 . . . "

If the Captain were listening, he might suggest they get a room. He 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

The ship seems to have… settled. For now.

*sighs in Captain*

Better than nothing. Get some coffee and carry on.

Not a disappointment. Just surprising. Hopefully she’s well rested now.

Quietly sends a team to bring her back to her quarters. A Spartan falling asleep in the mess? He just shakes his head.

#FashionFriday?

When the summons came, he wasn’t surprised by them. It was the next logical step in the aftermath of recent events. Debriefs, reports, recounting everything. It was a mess. He’d given orders that had sent people to their deaths, and presided over more memorials. But that was a curse of command, +

So flattering.

Just wait till you have to answer to ONI. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is the part that should worry you.

You’ll get used to it.

Of course we have ONI aboard. I thought that was common knowledge.

We have the benefit of several decks of separation. It doesn’t stop it, but it definitely helps.

Glad I’m not the only one.

"Would you believe? I loved him once." Spartan Rory Lancaster -Spartan IV OC -Fireteam Leader -Former Army Ranger -DOB 1/12/2517

What that I hear?? 𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. And it’s 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.

And if our resident ONI 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 would kindly cease antagonizing and encouraging my personnel to misbehave, it would be 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙡𝙮 appreciated. We don’t want to wake the Admiral.

Private Dudley, take care of the source of my stress, will you? (𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳)

You know, some days I think I should have taken that medical discharge.

Private…

That is about enough, no?

I’m sorry. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ?

It’s a simple plant. I’ll name it Jay.

I’m keeping the plant. Roland, remind me to water it regularly.

Quietly chucking into his mug while sitting in his command chair. At least the bridge is silent. Thank the stars.

Taking a walk to the mess hall to grab some coffee before his duty shift.

I’ve heard of a few. Carrying a potted plant around to account for the ‘wasted oxygen’ of the person carrying it is just one.

Funny? I can’t say I’ve ever made discipline ‘funny’.

Ah, I see the chaos is in full swing, once again.

Admiral, I’m going to need that Scotch again.

Say 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?!

I’m no slouch, but those Spartans will give me a run for my credits.