ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you! ( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. ) so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?

( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )

ooc. oh I know that person from mhrp hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅

oopsie poopsie☺️

wh

ooc. ruh roh raggy

;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol

eXCUSE--- ( voice crack. rapid blinking. )

( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE. very vague hand gesture. ) themselves. mostly. they're so. . . ( he sounds tense! )

ooc. motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling

what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.

( thousand yard stare . )

ooc. martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next

well golly-gee-willikers what tipped you off :)

you know, you should get that treated

ooc. guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance

ooc. god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :( I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.

𝐼'𝓂 𝐿𝓊𝓃𝒶 𝒮𝓃𝑜𝓌.⋆*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆ ₊ ⊹ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃 𓂃 .𖥔 ݁ ˖⋆ ˚ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 ݁₊ ↟𖠰₊ . ݁. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.ᐟ ♡ × ↻ #MarvelRP × #MultiVerseRP

( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. ) i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . . ( why is he defending himself. )

see, *that's where you're misguided. all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer. they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── ── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 ── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ♡ + ⟳

it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene. we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.

you're assuming I even need advice. even if I did, what would qualify you to give it, hm?

ooooo, you're a brave one for an oversized subway rodent! I like the pizzazz!

now I know that wasn't directed at me :)

he can count on one hand how many NORMAL new faces there are here. horrific. he can't have a break EVER.

ooc. if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/

(temp pinned!) #mvrp, #rainworldrp, #rainworld, #monsterhunterrp, #mhrp, #monsterhunter

『 an 𝗮𝗯𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 who feeds using needles pulled from its body. a traveller from a far away land; a 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 in your depths sets you out once again, 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟... 』

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An OC incarnation of the Doctor for #DWRP and #MVRP MDNI to to triggering themes such as sex, foul language and light gore Not affiliated with Alison Goldfrapp

𝘯𝘰. 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼. ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅ. the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 man in the sky is 𝘮𝘦.