eyebrows lifting, he nods as if in agreement, a smile that doesn't quite crease the corners of his eyes in the right way dawning on his face. “ well, aren't you bold. " a statement, not a question. such a ridiculously easy man to offend. . . a supposed 'god' with an ego made of glass.

( eye twitch. nearly imperceptible. but it's absolutely there. the fragile little egomaniac is taking being questioned VERY personally. ) *advice? no. no, no, no. the type of people I *stop are beyond advice. my help is reminding them who is at the top of the food chain.

dropping his fast food bag and throwing his his hands out in a 'what the fuck' gesture. a chronically offline mf. “ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ” stupid man. stupid victim complex.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ooc oh HELL yeah I'm getting followed by more people who can kick homelanders teeth in lets gooooo

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ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you! ( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. ) so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?

( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )

ooc. oh I know that person from mhrp hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅

oopsie poopsie☺️

wh

ooc. ruh roh raggy

;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol

eXCUSE--- ( voice crack. rapid blinking. )

( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE. very vague hand gesture. ) themselves. mostly. they're so. . . ( he sounds tense! )

ooc. motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling

what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.

( thousand yard stare . )

ooc. martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next

well golly-gee-willikers what tipped you off :)

you know, you should get that treated

ooc. guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance

ooc. god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :( I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.

( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. ) i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . . ( why is he defending himself. )

see, *that's where you're misguided. all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer. they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── ── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 ── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ♡ + ⟳

it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene. we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.

you're assuming I even need advice. even if I did, what would qualify you to give it, hm?

ooooo, you're a brave one for an oversized subway rodent! I like the pizzazz!

now I know that wasn't directed at me :)

he can count on one hand how many NORMAL new faces there are here. horrific. he can't have a break EVER.

ooc. if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/

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