"You can call me Sister Sage." She offered him a hand.

All right, there is so much fish I can handle in one night. I have a date with myself tonight, and I'll enjoy some lobster.

If you say so...

Your ignorance is showing again...

And what have I done to not be deserving of trust?

Oh boy... she does not have the patience for this... "You know what, that's something that maybe we can talk some other day, how about that?"

You say that as if we never caught anyone ever in our own company committing crimes. We caught Starlight doing horrible crimes against the American people and are fighting day and night to find her.

So, SDN has actual heroes, and Vought is like if SDN was run like Amazon. Got it.

"Trust me, it only sounds impressive, it gets boring really fast."

The plane was a false allegation with an AI generated video trying to prove it later on, there is no real proof or evidence that Homelander ever did such a thing. We at Vought really take those kinds of charges serious and already did a lot of investigation on this matter.

"Quite literally a fuck ton and I know most of them."

. . . . Girl, let me teach you one thing about corporate work. In order to appease some of the richest dumb fuckers in the world, you gotta make them believe they aren't the stupidest thing in the room. And right now, my job is to lead Vought, if I act one way, ++

"I'm fluent in a couple of languages, some humans, some only meant for computers, and also proficient in a few sciences."

This is what I get for working at Vought. I was happy in my little shack in Detroit, and now here I am with a fish comparing me to some of my worst nightmares.

For a brief second before, I thought you were a little smarter than to compare the smartest person alive to that excuse for cells that can barely hold together a coherent thought.

You called me WHAT?

Well, that's all the effort I can do to solve the gay fish problem.

"Je sais ce que signifie bonjour..." That annoyed her, for obvious reasons.

Believe me, I would if I could.

Why would I move my ass to prison to talk to one of the dumbest genius I ever heard? I have a company to run and a lot of books to read.

She looked over to him, raising an eyebrow. "Bonjour?"

If you guys had a real PR team to make this story a bit more interesting, could even have been a great news!

So you guys won against a local wanna be super smart guy who no one knows? Impressive, very impressive. SDN clearly keeping the streets clean, sometimes literally.

Stopped international terr0rists?

What have your ex villains even done that Vought couldn't?

[Looking over from the book, staring...]

You have just slightly lowered my rate of reading.

And a team of ex villains is suppose to be a flex?

Exactly, right?

You know about Vought for one whole day? Oh my, congratulations, I'll send a commemorative flower arrangement to your place. And please don't remind me of that guy...

My job here is to make sure Homelander gets what he wants and to make sure Vought stays being Vought, babysitting can be yours if you want.

SDN can't even get real super hero jobs. When was the last time any of you were dispatched to deal with an international threat?

You think I would lose my time there? That's what social media managers are for.

Our bots on Twitter are doing very well.

Just let them be, one day they will probably know what they are doing.

Ever heard the term: "Too big to fail"?

When is everyone not running around like headless chickens here?

But seriously, do you understand the magnitude that is Vought?

There it is for Pride Month....

I am running the place and I'd appreciate if you did not insult me comparing to whatever the hell that error of human evolution is.

All bullshit I was told today was some crazy people screaming lies. Hardly something to worry about.

Why the hell is Miss Fish laughing?

And Vought doesn't have competition, your point?

Please don't be another guy trying to interrupt my reading...

Then he will still be the best water hero around.

Want to take his job?

Or just put Deep to talk about fish rights on his podcast...

Can't we just... you know... Ignore the one person being insane? Or if it bothers so much we can just get rid of her.

I have books to read, podcasts to listen, movies to watch, not to mention the other nightmare PR scenarios and you want me to fix one person saying we hate gay fishes?