I’ll turn 42 this month, which doesn’t feel right or wrong but carries a sense of “Huh, I didn’t know I’d make it this far.”

Men online are so funny when they’re this insecure

Everything is so dumb. The man literally signed an executive order to ban the app.

Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that (TRAUMATIC CACOPHONY OF FLATULENCE). Please stay tuned!

I was watching @litfrank on TikTok for like an hour and a half because I didn’t fully click into the livestream and it was a wildly dystopic watching everyone realize what was happening in real time.

here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it

My 22 year old sister said my haircut is giving “they/she”. That’s the update.

data said trans rights

this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

Nooooo a counseling org in the city I live in said they could refer me to a therapist in the town I work in if I preferred, I declined but asked their name anyways. Faith based trauma counseling. For my religious and sexual abuse trauma?? For my atheist ass?? Bffr this language is so gross. 🤢

See okay this is the shit I hate. If you have time to send me a DM reply you have time to do the googling I just did. And in fact I TAGGED the Refuse Uline account IN THE POST. All you had to do was click it and do a moment’s worth of looking for yourself.

This is Berry Delight. She’s a 15 y/o award winning retired show cat I got at an animal shelter when she was 8 (owner died). She’s lost all her teeth (hereditary) so her tongue hangs out most of the time. She hates cops. Her file came with professional kitten pictures. 🥺

Y’all know how infuriating it is to report to a board of directors who are terrified of the nonprofit’s bank account dropping below 100k… while you’re the making the equivalent of $17 an hour, as the director? Like I’m slipping into a black hole and seeing red over here guys.

fun fact they still make these and I bought one, dumped it out, cleaned it multiple times, and use it as a water bottle

I fucking love boundaries. Boundaries are fucking amazing. Total game changer. All time life favorite. Wish someone had told me about them before I turned 40.

This is a pro-petposting account lemme see them goofy lil dawgs

Happy 4th

I’m on a jury board for some artist grants, and after reading dozens of artist, community, and growth statements this weekend I’ve determined they generally fall into 3 categories:

Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother

@bybuggirl.bsky.social this your man?

Bought this book secondhand and just realized while camping with Jen that it has a handwritten inscription. Here’s to Cathy and Susan.

It’s so weird that people want to be upset online. Especially if they don’t have to be.

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

The Supreme Court using a completely fabricated harm to justify actual harm towards people who face real discrimination is an apt metaphor for modern conservatism

Posts are called “crimes”

Seinfeld but George is a union organizer

Gen X lesbians

When someone asks me if I like my board or directors:

you guys know “eat the rich” includes t*yl*r sw*ft right.

“We could fit the entire 1% in all those tubes!”

Jen and I wept over the fact we have nowhere for this chair 🥲

Yeah there we go

“So in other Mormon news-“ - Jen, just now, topless and picking up her book to read, no context

navy underling picks up phone. commander grabs his wrist. "no. let them Post."

Just saw the phrase “non-cooking boyfriend” online so I think it’s time for me to log off for the day.

The stuff the kids in the ceramic camp are making this week is so…