They’re literally holding a Strait

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

easy bucket

Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz

You think a smurf ever tried to make a house outta the wrong mushroom and went insane?

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

"We've always been at war with Eurasia" type shit

Oh boy, today's the day!

Day 1 of our new war in the Middle East.

Wag the Dog

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Kissing anyone at an Olive Garden is incest

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Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...

I hate modern gaming.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I've never paid attention to any of New York's elections, let alone an off-year election for NYC Mayor. But this race definitely has me watching from the sidelines. Everything I've seen from Cuomo has me rooting for his downfall. What a scumbag!

Another trillion in just 2 months! 🎉

Ai overview does such an abysmally bad job giving out accurate information, even on simple things.

Shout out to my fellow SOROS FUNDED PROFESSIONAL PAID PROTESTOR ANTIFA TERRORISTS. I look forward to seeing y'all at our HATE AMERICA RALLY on October 18. 😄👊

Slay the Princess is an awesome game.

Fallout New Vegas on PS3 flashbacks.

👀 Well, this can't be good.

Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.

In honor of Tom Lehrer's passing, I'd like to share one of his songs. "We Will All Go Together" would sound right at home on Fallout 3's Galaxy New Radio, and this song is referenced by the New Vegas quest with the same name. www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...

Looked up "words that rhyme with tin" and saw this gem.

I wonder if "X ranks Cuomo" will become a tongue-in-cheek insult. Kinda like "X mains Hanzo" was.

Lots of folks seem to be enjoying the Oblivion Remaster! I'm happy to hear it. I remember having a lot of fun with the original.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Happy Easter 🐰

Always reblog. Happy Easter!

Opened my phone and saw this.

Listening to the Canadian Prime Minister speak, to remember what having a well-spoken and dignified national leader was like.

HOW TO BE COOL 2 time 2 learn www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Xq...

Just wait until you see his second phase!

I don't know whether or not passing the CR was a good idea. But I do know this: If 95% of elected Democrats thought passing it was a bad idea, then leadership should reflect that. Chuck Schumer can be a "rogue agent" or he can be Senate Minority Leader. BUT HE CANNOT BE BOTH.

I can't think of another video I've made aging better than this?

Been using DuckDuckGo instead of Google for a few weeks. I gotta say, the A.I. assisted searching is less obnoxious when it's something you can voluntarily check. When Google was forcing it front-and-center, I couldn't disable it fast enough.