Some fun stuff coming 😎 www.imdb.com/name/nm13852...

A Taco Bell employee just screamed “86 Chalupas!” after I murdered their last taco.

EXCLUSIVE: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Cannot stress enough that what's happening now and will accelerate over next few weeks is a big spike in fuel costs paid for by every American that will flow *directly* into insane, unprecedented profits for American oil companies. They're going to be the big winners of this.

The DOJ has also charged Wind with an assassination attempt on Trump.

There was less security for the WHCD because Trump doesn’t give a shit about the safety of journalists.

No one should have been there. No one.

Matt Damon has been hired as interim manager, with hitting coach Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, bench coach the ghost of Whitey Bulger, and game planning coach 3 day old iced coffee from Dunkin.

To repeat: if you are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Reply here with the “journalists” names attending the Fascist Correspondence Dinner.

Wicked smart

It’s elder abuse to keep this elderly man working like this.

SANTA MONICA area people, Get your TRUMP MUST GO! signs ready! We're having a TRUMP MUST GO! overpass protest on the Cloverfield overpass over the 10 freeway in Santa Monica, THIS Sunday, April 26, at 4:00 P.M..

The Trump administration is the Spirit Airlines of administrations.

AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

Hi, I’m Brian. ✌️

Okay

A reminder that Trump didn’t know what a Corner Store was.

Did the aliens have large foreheads?

Little League Coach.

Hey Trump… why are you starving our military?

Trump doesn’t know about a hallmark of America… the corner store.

This is me telling you to tell everyone you know to tell everyone they know to get the word out about my friend @oliviatroye.com running for congress in Virginia!

My Pope.

Waiting for Trump to call the pontiff, Poop Leo…

BREAKING: DOJ also seeking to prosecute coach who cut Trump from his freshman baseball team.

THIS kind of "intimate" relationship between Paramount and Trump is the reason why I am testifying this afternoon before a Senate panel against the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros., which owns CNN www.thedailybeast.com/new-cbs-boss...

Person. Woman. Man. Jesus. Doctor.

So Trump can tell the difference between an elephant and a giraffe, but not Jesus Christ and a doctor. Trump just performed a "cognitive test" in front of our eyes, publicly, and failed. When challenged, he still could not tell the difference. Remove from office. He has the nuclear launch codes.

26 years old from South Sudan. He has been in the US since age 13, when he was recruited to the country for basketball. Now being discarded as if he was human refuse. Shame on Syracuse for not intervening. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/04...

Buh bye

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

You know what the extra little c is. It doesn’t need to be written.

Jfcc

I want my Pope tough on crime.

They’re literally holding a Strait

So a country without a navy or an air force is dictating where our Navy goes during a war that’s not a war. Got it.

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

Now do voting www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Remove. Him. From. Office.

Is this all a fucking set up?

MELANIA WHO!? DONT KNOW HER! NEVER MET HER!

BeStressed.

Melania Trump went on to say, “I am not married to Donald Trump and my name is not Melania Trump. Please watch my movie titled ‘Melania’ on Amazon. No more questions, please. BeBest.”

Well, obviously Melania was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

“What are ya, Genghis Kong?”

This Iran war stuff is bad but when is my ballroom being finished?

BREAKING CBS: Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and over 20 wounded. The members disputed the description from Pete Hegseth.