Tried logging back in to this after getting a new phone and it was unbearably slow every time I tried to open it, so I think I’ll keep not using bluesky

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Who wont me

Remember this piece of shit?

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Me, explaining where my dick went to the EMT after using the AliExpress VTec Cockjakker 3000:

I might be just a guy. But I am THE guy

Need to get sex from this website now twitter is all egirl’d out

I don’t expect the British to understand why it’s okay to have shot that YouTube pranks guy

Come to Brooklyn at 8:30pm to get a smooch

Blue sky? How about blew guys.

I sat on my nuts recently and I want you all to know I’m being very brave about it.

Howdy bitch

Y’all don’t know any actual crackheads and it shows. You give a real crack smoker 1/10 the money and resources as Hunter Biden and they could run a small country.

kevin gang

Hitting the pen until I start acting like this

The ideal concealed carry pistol technique is to drop your pants/underwear all the way to your ankles PantsedDude style and then shoot them as many times as you can in the chest/head A-zone before they collapse while they’re distracted

Been doing a lot of research on jacking off, too busy to post here

If you’ve ever called it ‘the bird app’ you need to let me inspect your wallet

Fuck this stupid evil country the least you can do is create an ambient sense of shame/environment of antagonism against it whenever someone is getting a hard on about it

On the topic of ‘cr*cker* being a naughty word on this website, in the army I (white) once called my buddy (white) that word and my captain (black, adopted, raised in military school most of his life) stepped out of his office fuming mad to tell me ‘we don’t use that word here.’

Come kiss me about it

They could never come out with Hitler today. Anything remotely true to the orignal vision would be demonetized instantly so whatever they came out with would so sanitized that there’d be nothing even Hitlerian about it anymore

me whenever a Twitter mutual finds me on here

Teaching my girlfriend the forward and reverse dicklock

How about Cranial Nerve Get Some Bitches

urdnot wreav: I’m not gonna say the race of the doctor who infected me with the genophage. It was a salarian doctor.

Im giving Sean Moorehead the next bluesky code i get

Logging in to bluesky after getting rate limited like your stepdad that just polished off a quart of rye

nope. im not tolerating this stuff here. just know you all drove me to do this

Wife put parental controls on my phone

If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂

Oh no my posts and blocks are public how ever will I deal with this horrible tragedy

That's impossible. Virgil Texas died in the Tanker accident 2 years ago.

Wait, Yujiro fought against the US in Vietnam? This anime is so good

Y’all don’t know any actual crackheads and it shows. You give a real crack smoker 1/10 the money and resources as Hunter Biden and they could run a small country.

Who’s selling oussy on here

I was breastfed until 8

Enough. I wish to fuck on the creature.

New uzi tape was pretty good

peacefully rotating, this is so nice [ ⓘ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘙 𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘈𝘝𝘌 ]