Liked by two folks who don’t even follow me 😭

Do I have any active buddies over here? Or is it still a ghost town! Homeboys sound off with a fav of a reply pls :$

I copy one of my posts from Twitter. Cross posting ethics aside, it probably wasn’t wise to select a 4 fav post

Offering a beef rumspringa. Get the world out. Anyone wants a Joel beef squashed, squashed it shall be, no questions asked. Even if your raped me

Leslie Lee dies and it hardly makes a blip on twitter. In the old days it’s have been a huge Event. That place is washed sadly… very sadly 😭

oldfriend98 got deleted but he’s back with a new account @oldfriend99.bsky.social

I told my barber if I seem anxious it's because of my past life incarnation where I was some sort of Asiatic hitman who met his untimely fate with someone behind him bound to a chair just like this. Also I've had 800 mg of Peach Vibes Celsius caffeine. I bought it because it said Vibes on it.

Don't you think bringing back the World's Fair would settle much of the current economic turmoil? World's Fairs in different American cities? Technologies of the future! World's Fair enthusiasts will try these lines on you today in an attempt to capitalize on the turbulent market open. Walk away.

the prophecy is fulfilled

They gave up and deleted their account 😭

Best case scenario for 2025 is Trump getting preoccupied with hair-brained schemes to reclaim the Panama Canal or annex Greenland and vindictive frivolous lawsuits against pollsters and journalists

The explanatory power of this adage is amazing. Why is the right unbothered by Matt Gaetz’ criminal history? Because his becoming AG in spite of it all would mean Law is once again functioning as intended—it’s there to protect men like Gaetz, not restrict them

It’s baffling to me that Zionists are so chill about this. I know the AfD supports Israel, but so do the moderate parties, so the Trump circle throwing its weight behind and legitimizing the antisemitic one seems like a risk with no benefit

I’m not a theologian but Splish Splash is a sinful song. Grown man in the tub and he’s splishing and splashing around in there? No, a bath that honors Jesus Christ doesn’t involve a commotion.

Your man is like Five Guys, but if Five Guys was founded by one guy, and he happened to be gay, and named the store One Gay Guy

Lame thing about terminal illness is that you can’t really take advantage of it. You can buy a sniper rifle and start practicing but by the time you’re ready to stalk EIon Musk and get yourself with range you probably won’t feel physically up to it

This is an interesting case of language overriding substance in determining the ideological valence of an issue because “every neighborhood should have parks and street trees” is the most anodyne statement of environmental justice possible

The cluster of conditions that makes one an addict is a major impediment, it’s often fatal. But it’s not a “disability.” While the condition that makes you good at STEM and results in a 200k/ year job as a quantitative analyst is. Not a fair shake if you ask me

It’s time to laugh again

This sounds like 2015 Twitter argot because it was written in 2015 by some guy on Twitter

Exploring Miami Beach on Google Earth

If the default reaction to bad people on this platform is “get angry and tattle on teacher” instead of “block and move on,” people are going to enjoy coming here a lot less. Good for Twitter brained idiots, bad for people who wanted to leave that shit behind

Jacobin has picked up my latest:

I'm not sure what you mean by "reply vibe", but you have 55k followers and you're only following 779 🤔 Maybe you would improve your interactions by showing your followers a bit of 'love' ... oh, and I'm not offended, I don't follow you, just making an observation 😊

Friends don’t let friends lose their minds in response to the existence Jesse Singal. Doesn’t bother him! He was floundering on Twitter before Jesse-gate, the left quit paying attention to him, now he’s got his unhinged Bsky screencaps and is getting big engagement for the first time in years

People fish for follow-backs on here which is annoying but it does make this place feel alive and growing. Twitter is dying, no upstarts there, no one who’d bother to follow and unfollow multiple times

My appeal worked! Bsky mods know what satire is somewhat.

A belief that the government secretly perfected “brain washing” techniques in the 1950s and has the capacity to hypnotize people at will and send them off to take out troublesome executives seems pretty widespread on left and right Twitter.

Guarantee you the FBI profilers had no idea they were looking for a queer man, but I knew, the straight man packs one jacket

I’m okay with BlueSky making arbitrary moderation decisions I just really hope they own it. Just have the same policy as a restaurant. “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.” No explanation needed, restaurant thinks you’re being a disturbance they boot you, end of story

If I hit 10K before Christmas I’ll adorn my avi with a festive Santa’s cap. Get the word out

While telling a woman she has a “Lizzo-esque” physique is now a compliment, I would not recommend using it on your wife unless you’re 100% SURE she is up-to-date on Lizzo news and knows she is in her Ozempic era

The poet Robert Graves (of “I Claudius” fame) once wrote, “I stroke rough bark of the friendly oak.” Seems like he just enjoys communing with the wilderness. Right? But what if I told you what he’s really saying is that he likes fucking men in the ass? It’s true 😂

Candid photograph of Bashar al-Assad in his swim trunks uncovered by Syrian rebels

I hope the CEO killer has a heartbreakingly sympathetic backstory, an adorable sister or young wife killed by the evil insurance company, the women of America deserve it

In all his time online Umfuld Johnson has apparently made no friends and cultivated no fans, which seems totally unique. Other cranks and lolcows, Soeller, wasbappin, the bonds dog, Red Kahina, they have allies, there are people out there who like them. But Umfuld is all alone. 0 Twitter followers

I’m on 30+ block lists for following Jordan Peterson. This place is a ghost town, so I’m going to follow Matty, I’m going to follow Chatteron, I’m going to follow Singal, I’m going to follow any lighting rod that shows up sorry I need some content!!

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

It didn’t occur to be that Fauci committed any crimes until Biden floated the idea of pardoning him for any crimes he may have committed. Now I’m wondering what crimes he may have done.

getting cute, going outside and just farting freely because you’re too pretty for people to suspect you ☺️

Same as last year, and the year before that

To prove that dogs, for instance, recognize themselves in the mirror, one would need to devise an experiment that makes the mirror useful to a dog—teach him to use it as a tool. And by proving the dog understands how mirrors work we can deduce he understands the dog in the mirror is himself.