If I were Cottrell I'd have a stern word with Farage, because, if we are to believe him, his boy didn't understand the terms of the agreement... #r4today

Baroness Casey interviewed on #r4today earlier about a new public consultation on #socialcare. We have of course been here before data.parliament.uk/DepositedPap...

Say what you like, but this represents a major comms failure on the part of the Labour government - something Burnham will surely seek to improve upon.

At last ! Baroness Casey understands and exposes the difference between health/medical care and social care. #NHSContinuingHealthCare #R4Today

www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says... Careful what you wish for. I wonder if Brian or Bert think the same about theirs? #TheArchers

In Germany, cats are called 'Stubentiger', which means 'living room tiger.'

Simply outstanding

Exceptional thread from Carole Cadwalladr: Christopher Harborne's £5m gift to Farage is now the subject of a parliamentary inquiry. But our latest story in #HarborneReceipts raises incredibly serious qs including...did Boris Johnson give Harborne classified defence info he then profited from? 2/

I've just seen the headline 'Prince Harry will not stay at Palace.' Early reports suggest Villa have put in an offer.

And if the continuing issues are really about privacy and security there surely must be a better way of planning and communicating. This is utter bollux.

I’m doing a talk today at the local Women’s Institute on ‘Fluids I Have Known & Loved.’ But Bunty & I stayed up all night for the England match. I’m cream crackered😴 Bunty has been using her fan on me & Jill has been feeding me her high protein baps. Any ideas for a pick me up?

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What a bunch of lying elites!

UK has a high rate of infant mortality compared with peer countries. 5-year-olds 7cm shorter than children of the same age in Europe. 1m children in England referred to mental health services. Child poverty results in economic loss of £40bn a year. Yet no govt plan to eradicate poverty.

Nigel Farage: privately educated, ex-City metals broker, 30-year political insider, sitting MP, would-be PM, is calling the Sunday Times investigation an "establishment hit job." The man who has been on the BBCs Question Time more than any other guest in history. That establishment. 🧵 #r4today

Here I am in happier times with best buds Nathan Gill, now in jail for taking Russian bribes and George Cottrell, who went to prison for fraud then paid for my staff, security and social media and let me stay in his house near Buckingham Palace.

Bryan Ferry in the Crown, Newcastle, 1975, photo by Brian Aris.

I’m a godless heathen, but I think yer man the pontif is doing good and valuable work at a time when people are trying to use Christianity to do harm.

Next time you hear UK politicians and the msm say we can't afford welfare, remember it is smaller as a share of the GDP than it was 15 years ago, not bigger. In 2025-26 is estimated to be 10.8% of GDP. France is over 31% of its GDP 55% of the welfare bill is spent on pensions. ##NotOnOurSide 🔥🇬🇧

Anyone found #TheArchers IG spoiler yet? Link please if you do.

Bert may not be available for the farm manager position as he’s expecting to be called up by the diplomatic service. #TheArchers

Brian practicing gratitude. At last. #TheArchers

Sizzle wheel? Guns? FFS #TheArchers

Perhaps Brian will appoint Bert his new farm manager? #TheAtchers

Was Bert the cat? @nynzi.bsky.social #TheArchers

Monstrous tease. #TheArchers

Careful! Some are so powerful they almost remove (one’s) skin. 😱 #TheArchers

‘Nigel. We think it’s time you gave up leadership of Reform. Us youngsters are ready to take over. You’ve done so well but it’s now time to get well, enjoy your 5 houses and maybe pay a little visit to Clacton to recuperate. Now rest & keep taking those incontinence tablets.’ 👴

A book to enhance this view - Amorous or Loving by Rupert Gavin

That look they gave each other… TT: @duosiqueiralima

More from a lady who was in that video. She probably should live in an institution. Jason posted 13 minutes of her crazy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3rx...

Circassians dancing lezginka, their national dance, to Georgian dance music from Adjara region. Although they dance together, the partners never physically touch. TT: @melan4232

Meanwhile, in the Philippines 🇵🇭 YT: @jianhuang-jg5ne Urban Crew

The "Never Again" thing at the end of World War Il wasn't a free guarantee or promise, it was a reminder and a call to action, that we're not supposed to *let* it happen ever again.

Dog with a Pearl Earring ~ Johannes Vermeer

Everything taking ages to load - if at all, this morning. #TheArchers

Evergreen post. #TheArchers

Hurrah . Wowzer it’s a bowser! #TheArchers

Martyn: David meet me in the lavs at Casey Meats and all will be revealed. #TheArchers

I suppose it’s ok for Keira to miss school to show the Texels now - football and all. #TheArchers

#TheArchers More scenes with Martyn hanging round in the bogs please.

Is Martyn Gibson taking up cottaging? #TheArchers

I wonder if Martyn Gibson would tell Boris Johnson to tuck his shirt in? #TheArchers

Oxford drinkers may finally be able to swear in the Three Goats’ Heads after the death of Humphrey Smith, the irascible owner of Sam Smiths Brewery, at the age of 81. The pub chain enforced strict bans on swearing and mobile phone use. Smith was described in a Facebook pubs group as “an absolute tit

"So that's Theft, Fraud, Financial Misconduct, Political Misconduct and Misconduct in a public office. That's just the EU. In the UK, all of the above plus Treason, Money Laundering and Tax Evasion. The list probably goes on but that's enough of a start. Criminal Filth." via Timothy O'sullivan

www.moreincommon.org.uk/seven-segmen... A quiz. Worth 5 minutes

Has #AndyBurnham approached Sue Michell to replace Shabana Mahmood? #ToCatchAKing?