GREAT NEWS! A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught! 💪

Put Trump’s criticism of Starmer and other democratic leaders against his consistent syrupy praise for authoritarian, brutal leaders. Starmer is in good company. Just remind yourself how Trump praises authoritarian antidemocratic leaders in this thread. It’s an eye opener 🧵 1/

The car horn coming from the flash wheels having another crack at Willurm as he again totters around the village pissed? #TheArchers

A spot of amnesia about Erik and Kirsty? She told Hellen she was having sexy dreams about Rex. She told someone else ?Hellen the Erik encounters were two shags for fun. Nothing more. #TheArchers

The Trump Effect is already reducing the amount of cash our govt has to spend on our national priorities. The right wing press, the Tories & Reform, are all cheering on Trump's war crimes, even while it is costing their own country £billions. They are traitors. #r4today bsky.app/profile/fint...

"Hegseth’s puerile displays on TV are aimed at sating Trump’s desire for a warmonger worthy of the manosphere" David Smith in @us.theguardian.com on Pete Hegseth & the Iran V USA war #Hegseth #Trump #IranIsraelUSWar #r4today #UVIPolitics www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The impact of Brexit on UK immigration - new research by @johnspringford.bsky.social & me for @centreeuropeanref.bsky.social & @ukandeu.bsky.social Brexit a) reduced EU-origin employees by 785K (2.3% of workforce) b) increased non-EU origin employees by 992K (2.95%) www.cer.eu/insights/imp...

'...people close to Farage said there was no longer regular contact between the men and that Reform had few direct links into the US administration.' Poor #NigelFarage thought he was getting a seat at the top table, but was instead placed on a table for one near the toilets.

Delightful.

I don’t usually like cheese with “stuff” in, but this is delicious. #TheArchers

In a desperate attempt to make Trump and Netanyahu's war all about the UK government, you simultaneously have the Your Party tendency sowing a narrative that we're already fighting on America's side... and the Ladybird Libertarians calling it the greatest humiliation since the Fall of Singapore.

‘No farmers are in it for the money’ #thearchers

Sonographer: “I can see the baby…” #TheArchers #AmbersBaby

Trailblazing and likely to fox professions on Masterchef’s skills test. #TheArchers

Tracey didn’t sound thrilled at the prospect of Hellen as a neighbour. #TheArchers

I’m sorry, this jelly may be a bit cold #TheArchers

I’m still puzzled why Tracey behaved like an old faithful retainer to Celia when she was at the dairy. Tracey has been there 2 weeks? Equally puzzled why Hellen regards her as a confidante. Certainly Tracey has more sense than many in Ambridge, but how would Hellen know this? #TheArchers

Dream on Hellen. #TheArchers

Exactly. And Trump can’t cope with Starmer’s probity because it makes it harder to hide his own culpability re the war in Iran.

What an incredibly honest, insightful and hopeful post this is. It’s also a wonderful example of Focus minus Interference equals Performance. 🤓 (Tim Galway The inner Game of Tennis) Thank you, and all good wishes to you ( and your mum) for the next chapter. @bearlypolitics.co.uk

Good and clear.

Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage want Britain to blindly follow Trump into this illegal war, even though the President has no plan for what comes next. There is nothing patriotic about outsourcing Britain’s foreign policy to Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage...

Has Donald Trump forgotten about Roosevelt and Lend Lease? Or is his selective knowledge limited to Churchill?

Genuine questions: could these people be in the pay of the regime? And would that, to use language some of them favour, make them both ‘economic migrants’ *and* ‘welfare scroungers’?

Turns out all the Brexiters shilling for Trump really hate British sovereignty.

No coincidence that Farage visits Mar-a-Largo on Friday, Saturday Trump rants against the PM. A modern day Lord Haw Haw.

Farage has, literally, become the 21st century Lord Haw-Haw. The parallels are almost identical. How dare he fly to another country and then broadcast lies and hatred to the people who pay his salary. He's a treasonous snake. It's truly disgusting.

I Hope Celia, Rubin and Hellen are listening to the very diversified cheese maker #OnYourFarm #TheArchers

Someone needs to remind people who think crawling for Trump is patriotic that just 6 weeks ago Trump insulted every UK soldier who fought in Afghanistan by lying about their contribution.

My guess is that being attacked by Trump, Blair, Farage and all the usual rightwing scumbags will do Starmer a power of good.

Seriously it’s like all the odd fellows are coming out to confirm to us that Starmers absolutely right in everything he’s doing - culminating in the crappy statement from Trump (after his dinner with Farage ) saying he doesn’t want our planes and ships now - twerp

A juxtaposition for the ages…

Anyone remember the Mozarella that was supposed to be produced for GG and to supply Ian’s sporadic and silent pizza van? #TheArchers

Oh yes. Re establish The Cider Club and get loose lipped and aggressive- as a faaamiliee. #TheArchers

Willurm still doesn’t get the accountability thing (and so much else). Bear of little brain. #TheArchers

George and Ambur don’t want a family divided. Forgotten about the Gordons then? #TheArchers

Kind of Alice to offer to house Ruairi, but it didn’t work out well before. #TheArchers

Ambushing in Ambridge #TheArchers

The pictures are better on the radio #TheArchers

🧵 'Great men are almost always bad men’: The Epstein files and the appeal of stories about depraved elites This is a fascinating article with interesting insights. I picked one out for the screenshot and append the article below.

I see *Biscuit Wars & Biscuits Reminiscing* has broken out (again) on the Bleetalong. 😀 #TheArchers

Manufacturing consent: why all the pundits & politicians proved wrong about austerity, Brexit, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss & Donald Trump are now ignoring objective reality, the lessons of Iraq & public opinion on the war in Iran. open.spotify.com/episode/2SOT...

A must watch, imo.

They are all praying for our souls. Amen. Our souls . @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Might is right is personified by Hegseth and his crazed speeches in the last two days. Is this what leadership looks like? @mrjamesob.bsky.social