Tracey: Co dependency with Bert or martyrdom or realistic? #TheArchers

Clive’s as a much needed Respite break for Chelsea, and a reality break for Bert. Bring it on. #TheArchers

And here we have The Drama Triangle. Sponsored by the gin brand of your choice. #TheArchers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karpman...

Yes, just foff to Clive’s. See how it goes Bert. #TheArchers

Reform are again saying this. BBC were clear it is a drop in immigration today. Broadcasters should challenge/correct inaccurate versions of claims the fall is about emigration

The old saying “Never bet against Elon Musk” What? #R4Today especially crapacious programme this morning.

So, migration is at its lowest point since 2021 (a pretty low year already, because COVID). Does this mean we can stop blaming migrants for long NHS waiting lists, housing shortages, falling wages and a stagnant economy? Oh, no, wait, never mind- looks like we’re still in the crosshairs.

Please stop . This is going nowhere. #R4Today

#R4Today Did the woman working say she used to fill up once a week, is doing the same mileage but topping up several times a week instead? The man seems to think we own and use North Sea Oil not oil from the global market and therefore assumes a conspiracy.

Now you know. #TheArchers 🤣😂

Yes. I recognise I’m very fortunate to be in this position.

'Invasion': LATEST Looks like Refuk and the Tories don't need to strip us of our human rights after all.

Blissfully happy surrounded by snoring Spaniels. Fed, wined and watered and watching #Chelsea flower show, not Football.

Iris seem to be a big thing this year. #Chelsea2026

Again. Well done Ben. A therapist in waiting I hope. It will be interesting to hear if people support his further study and aspirations ( if he has them) #TheArchers

Low aspiration and lack of information and visible role models cripple too many- especially in Ambridge #TheArchers

Another massive HR mis hit by Hellen. #TheArchers

Glad to hear Den promoting looking at post graduation work opportunities and relevant PT work for Brad. Many don’t. Equally depressed he damns further studies for Brad based on instant conversation into salary. I understand it, but there’s a mid path for the advice. Perhaps Jimmus? #TheArchers

Bridge Farm not the right farm? FFS it’s a casebook study. #TheArchers

Akram: Tom will have forgotten. The care farm is not about him. #TheArchers

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The total shites count on #TheArchers is quite high currently. Feel free to add any missed. Adam Bert Hootenanny (I haven’t forgiven her behaviour to Ben) Den Brian and Ruairi Hellen Justin (He’ll probably charge Chelsea ground rent and have her business in hock to him)

Are we due a visit from clean living, spiritual, yoga practising git Clive sometime soon? #TheArchers

I’m amazed anyone needs reminding of this, but local government spending power per person fell by 18% from 2010 to 2024 (would have been 26% but for increases in council tax). At the same time, social care pressures on local govt have grown a lot. The decay of the public realm is NOT a mystery

Busy couple of days for Starmer’s Gov. the media is too busy making up the news to bring you this news. Knife crime down, record completions for new Homes, business investment and overhauling youth justice. #DoingTheMediasJob #FixingBritain #LabourAchievements

Instead of "rejoicing at that news" of today's fall in inflation, Blue Robbo moves onto speculating how much inflation will go up in the future. #r4today

Broadcasters are letting down voters by relying on vox pops during election campaigns.. researchers found “large chunks of airtime were dedicated to vox pops”... at the expense of coverage of actual policy or political claims. #r4today www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

An early start on the lawn mowing by someone round these there parts. 🥴 Perhaps they’re planning an afternoon of power washing?

Reform's dodgy Makerfield candidate. searchlightmagazine.com/2026/05/refo...

Was listening to a farmer (late 60s) recently who imparted the bombshell news that the farms doing well are the ones who have innovated. Many - including him - don’t. 🙄#TheArchers

I saw Heidi Alexander on the telly ripping into the Tories about this . Which is fine, but there was no mention of criminal investigations. Those billions didn't just vanish, they went somewhere....if they were serious about cleaning up politics there would be people in jail

Has Adam considered standing for #Reform? His motivation tool of choice is fear. #TheArchers

Adam is lobbying hard, devoid of humour and totally unable to see beyond his own ambition around Home Farm. Total f’er. #TheArchers

Roof’s lasagne klaxon. #TheArchers

Yep. Aubergine Parmigiana is excellent-even if cooked by sighing Adam. #TheArchers

Ben and Leonard the only two decent men in #TheArchers family

Is the huge SUV on The Green Brad’s dad , or Clive travelling incognito? #TheArchers

Ha! She’s nearly Had a Fall and she’s confessed to Alan the extent of her worries. Divine intervention. #TheArchers

Bert is being ganged up on too. But that’s fine by me. #thearchers

Can’t Leonard do the repairs at the church? Structural issues and a cracked bell should present no problem to Jill’s Toyboy. #TheArchers

Oh oh! Mention of Clive by Bert. #TheArchers

The level of Carol’s anxiety and resistance to any change at all suggests ( to me) there is a big problem. #TheArchers

Who doesn’t want a destination to strive for? 🤣🙄 #TheArchers

Hellen’s HR management-offering Tracey more hours at the dairy while she’s working her second job (and in front of Kirsty) because she’s maybe going to develop a new cheese is so bloody rude and amateurish. I loathe her behaviour. #TheArchers

Catching up again. 17th May. Toboggan is being ganged up by Hootenanny and Leonard, and she’s anxious about change. Nice juxtaposition with the Home Farm situation. #TheArchers

#chelsea2026 Monty’s suit 😱. Hasn’t he got a tailor/ dresser?

🚨 NEW: The IMF has upgraded the UK’s growth forecast from 0.8% to 1% in 2026

Right wing papers don’t scrutinise Farage – they suck up to him open.substack.com/pub/thenewwo...