Bolsanaro, Sarkozy… come on Johnson I’ve got you in an accumulator.

Why isn’t THIS the front page story right now? Net migration to the UK halved from 2023 to 2024 (Government data shared by The Guardian). There is no problem with migration in the UK, it is fiction whipped up by the press. BBC News should be the one presenting these facts.

Farage has resorted to threatening to sue people who talk about his Stamp Duty avoidance via his girlfriend suddenly finding £885,000 out of thin air to buy a house. Let’s keep talking about it, he can’t get away with his corruption & threats will not work! #NigelFarage

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Excellent now on @lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social

‘Joanne has roasted Royal Park Swan in a Boston Duck infused sauce served on a bed of fresh paracetamol…’

I’ve heard it say that Nigel Farage has no less than seventeen nipples spread over his chest and back. I’m, of course, not saying it’s true, but we have no evidence saying otherwise. It could be true, we just don’t know. That’s how this works, right?

Using Donald Trump’s famous words: They’ll be eating the cats and dogs next in Boston! 🙄

Nice clear message for the “I’m alright Jacks”.

Yesterday Trump told the UN that London wants to “go to Sharia Law.” I’ve lived here for a decade and I’m pretty sure I would have noticed if Tower Hamlets had turned into a caliphate. FAQ below on why this rant is weapons-grade nonsense - and why debunking it matters.

Excellent topics of discussion on #R4Today content of toilet bowls, masturbation and farting. This is what we pay the license fee for. “Jackson Lamb is a pound shop Falstaff”. Cultural reference at last.

Agatha Christie had all her marples.

She’s got form on backing down on ultimatums #TheArchers

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Andrew Windsor - Zero his allowance. Copy Farage’s logic of withdraw the money and they will go.,

A poorly thought out, vindictive and completely unworkable policy by Reform UK fell apart the moment it brushed up against reality? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you. It’s almost as though they have, yet again, proven they are not in any way or form a serious party.

Susan is desperate for forgiveness. But she hasn't done anything wrong. I wish she'd tell Emma about Amber's games and talk to Neil, who'll point out that George had to be persuaded to confess to stop Alice ending up in jail. #TheArchers Susan, you did right.

Perfect. Spoken like a true fan of #TheArchers

Excellent.

On the other hand…

Bloody hell . Fact checking Farage’s discredited migrant and benefits figures at 6pm. Astonishing and about time. #R4

FFS Brian and Justin. You’re both logs #TheArchers

Mrs Kirk must listen to #TheArchers

There’ll be a few cheques and humble pie faces left at the altar this evening. #TheArchers

Blessed are the cheesemakers #TheArchers

Unexpected item in the courgette area #TheArchers

Oh no! Look what I discovered at the back of the courgette area 😱 #TheArchers

Donald Trump's UK State Visit Diary "Greeted by Viscount Hood. Never heard of him but he bows low enough. Introduced to a man called Andrew. Can’t place him. He asks if I’ve seen the hologram of Epstein flickering on the walls. Melania says he’s projecting." open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

I thought Robinson was insufferable today . Made me shout. 'He didn't say that You Tw@T ' at the radio and the builders outside were laughing at me ! We must spend time holding Fartage's feet to the fire not harping on about 'stunts ' that clearly worked very well !!!!

@garyseconomics.bsky.social Seems they listened to part of your recent videos, but …..

So Reform / Farage want to deport hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of UK residents, turning the country into an effective police state, breaking treaties, and impoverishing the economy and health service? Just focus on all that. The moral gutter of politics.

People who can’t resist typing bollocks about others on the internet should have their fingers cho

Excellent advice as ever. Gosh, he is a laugh.

@garyseconomics.bsky.social Your last video seems to have hit home. I heard 3 challenges on #R4 yesterday to immigration figures and “facts” about housing benefits and contribution. Normal rate 3 in a month. #R4Today Nick Robinson laying into Ed Davey trying to explain policy and common ground. 👏👏

Excellent and thoroughly shocking article. Anyone doubt the genie is long out of the bottle?

Those elites really need to do some research on pluralistic ignorance. Here's a starting point. It's a tough listen because of the very disturbing case study material. youarenotsosmart.com/2019/07/02/y...

I wonder if George has mentioned his nightmares to the prison vicar, doctor or psychologist? #TheArchers

Swear on god . Does she believe or is this like “ We’ll keep this as our special secret “ so beloved by abusers? #TheArchers

What is Alan’s waistline like these days? #TheArchers

I’m still finding Amber insincere and inauthentic. #TheArchers

Has this silly girl Amber apologised yet? #TheArchers

Many green vegetables are dangerous - allegedly. #TheArchers

Fing hell . Spider hysteria from Amburr. #TheArchers

A sucker for ginger? A vicar saying that a few years ago ago would be arrested. #TheArchers

It’s a surprise party Emmur. George’s party is at your house. #TheArchers

Buttonhole klaxon #TheArchers

Soosan and Emmur clearly have no idea about childhood development and trauma. 😆🙄 #TheArchers

Would have liked to hear Alan damn Justin and Brian to all eternity #TheArchers

The ECHR doesn’t actually have much impact on deportations: -proportion of foreign national offenders who have successfully appealed against deportation from UK on human rights grounds: 0.73 % -how often the ECHR has ruled against UK in cases relating to immigration rules: 3 HT The Sensemaker

I get pretty pissed off about the casual use of Younger Self. Heard it used by plenty with zero reflection as a tool to batter people with changes in opinion others can’t fathom. Also the reverse- What would your present self say to your younger self - usually an excuse for pessimism. #TheArchers

There are plenty of vegetables in Ambridge. No need to go to the shop Justin. #TheArchers

An excellent, clear-eyed FT weekend essay by @stephenkb.bsky.social setting out the choices confronting governments on immigration: on.ft.com/3IxIcvo