#TheArchers "I'm sure Kirsty's good at... whatever it is she does..." 😆

So have both Mandelson and Mountbatten-Windsor had fingerprints and DNA swabs taken now?

Superb thread👇

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

A little reminder of why there's a by-election in #GortonAndDenton Andrew Gwynne and other Labout Party members exchange derogatory messages about constituents and other members of his own local party. He only stepped down when he screwed a pension out of us. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Even now Andrew's going "This is a prank right? For my birthday? Where's the sexy police lady stripper?"

Doctored video triggers attacks by five EU States on UN Special Rapporteur - now who would do that? www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

The Science, Innovation and Technology Secretary (currently Liz Kendall) is responsible for appointing the head of Ofcom. The current favourite, we are told, is Margaret Hodge. Is the Labour party *incapable* of hiring people who aren't linked to child sex abuse scandals? 🥀

A Reform council is scrapping a scheme that costs it nothing & helps refugees integrate, while Reform scapegoats refugees for failing to integrate. This is the nature of Reform and the viciously racist ideologies that feed it from overseas. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

#SilentWitness come on guys it's a two parter it's never this straight forward! You know the drill.

#SilentWitness is Jack wearing eye liner? What with the beard he's got a Captain Hook vibe going on.

We've been repeatedly promised a full ban on conversion practices in the UK by successive governments and yet we've seen more momentum behind banning youth from social media, a thing that conversion therapists have been actively advocating for.

Wow what's Josh's problem. Twat. #TheArchers

All the doctors in Casualty are twats. #Casualty

My first name is Joel which isn't a particularly common name but most people cope with it fine although I'm pretty sure the pharmacist called me "Hole" when I picked up my prescription the other day.

1/ We're pleased the Prime Minister has called out Jim Ratcliffe's disgusting, racist & dehumanising language. However, these words ring somewhat hollow when his government is imposing cruel, self-defeating immigration rules that damage social cohesion. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

When I was attempting to live off £4000 per year I still had to pay 25% of the council tax bill for my property. The abolition of CT benefit is a hangover from Tory/LibDem austerity.

#TheArchers would it be completely ridiculous to suggest Amber might've bopped George on the head?

"...concerns had been raised over his friendship with a convicted paedophile, not Epstein, but another paedophile..." Bloody hell. #paedoparliament en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew...

The Green MPs have written to the Cabinet Secretary urging an investigation into "Palantir's vice-like grip on our Government" and the role played by disgraced Peter Mandelson in brokering it. All contracts with this Trump-supporting spy tech company must be suspended.

The great thing about Wes releasing those whatsapp messages being critical of Israel is that very few Labour members will buy it as sincere but all the zionists will, and they'll hate him for it. Lol. Lmao

Here's a thought, is it time for... *snigger* is it time for *cough* *snigger* ...Liz Kend— *splutter* No sorry I couldn't get that out with a straight face.

When he ran Labour Together, Cabinet Office minister Josh Simons hired a PR firm to investigate journalists After our revelations, and a flurry of news stories, Simons finally gave his side of the story But it doesn't seem to tally with the facts... 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.com/p/mcsweeney-...

Tim Allen, Keir's transphobic Communications Director has stepped down 😂 Today is a good day 😎

Former board member of Sex Matters and arch-Blairite transphobe, ah well

Starmer isn't a racist, he just really likes racist immigration policies, racist tech bros and selling bombs to kill brown people.

Right then, what's the latest development in the omnishitshow?

Did he say Bollocknaise? He said Bollocknaise. #TheArchers

Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’ 1/

Palestine Action’s ‘Filton 6’ cleared in ‘huge victory for moral courage in face of political pressure’ A jury has refused to convict the six activists, who broke into and disrupted operations at an Israeli arms firm in Filton thebristolcable.org/2026/02/pale...

Farage was banging on about Turkish barbers, so these lads in Glasgow did this. It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.

Film star Albert Finney, a bookmaker’s son from Salford, died on this day 2019, aged 82. Here he is at his dad's betting shop, Broughton Road, Salford, 1970s.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

Feet pics are popular, you only have to look at Only Fans to see that.

Really big story breaking on Democracy for Sale later. Involves a few political names dominate the news right now.... 🫣 Subscribe to get it straight to your inbox: democracyforsale.substack.com/subscribe

The Telegraph who hate illegal immigrants, advising Brits how to be illegal immigrants. 🤣🤣🤣

He should tell his own home secretary.

Pleased to see the jury make this decision. We need to have eyes wide open this is exactly why the Government wants to abolish juries. People protesting against a genocide are not the criminals here - it's the politicians who continue to provide cover. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

www.lbc.co.uk/article/wes-... I mean, some things on the internet can be deleted, but other things on the internet, not so much.

The Blairite faction hates everyone except themselves, and they spent the entire time from 2007-2024 seething, plotting, wrecking and scheming to get control of a party and a country they thought was theirs to rule by right.

Labour chose to reappoint him knowing he’s a crook, Streeting gave him a glowing endorsement knowing he’s a crook, Brown ennobled him knowing he’s a crook. Just cause there are newly reported ways in which it turns out he was a crook it doesn’t mean they didn’t know.

Breaking: The European Commission said on Tuesday it would investigate Mandelson, who was European trade commissioner from 2004-8 before leaving early to return to UK politics. Mandelson draws a pension from his time there and has to adhere to a code of conduct for former staff.

I'd forgotten they were friends. Was Peter Mandelson forwarding Gordon Brown's emails to George Osborne as well? The question certainly needs to be asked. Why stop at sending them to Epstein, why not send them to the shadow chancellor as well?

When Palestinians do build on their land without permits, the Israeli military declares it an illegal property, and forces families to pay hefty fines for the demolition of their house, or to demolish it by themselves. (3/4)

In East Jerusalem it’s almost impossible for Palestinians to obtain a permit to build homes or additions to existing homes, even if they own the land. (2/4)

Palestinian children in Silwan, East Jerusalem were forced to help demolish their family home after the Israeli government threatened a 220,000 shekel fine (1/4)

No Logo 2025 – 35 x 28,5cm, acrylic, oil, wire, pencil, canvas. Whatever the Board of Peace are planning, no corporate political propaganda, no luxury resorts, no billionaire committee will ever cover up the horror of Israel's genocide against the Palestinian people.

To celebrate the publication of @d-j-frost.bsky.social and mine’s book ‘In Solidarity, Under Suspicion: The British Far Left from 1956’, I am giving away a copy to one randomly chosen person who reposts this post by 11.59pm ACST Sunday 1 Feb. manchesteruniversitypress.co.uk/9781526179593/