🧵 Pop quiz: Who said these things about Trump? 🧵 1. “America’s Hitler.” 2. “Lacks the character and moral center we desperately need.” 3. “A race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.” 4. “Con artist.” 5. “Insulting to women.” 6. “Inexcusable.” 7. “Pathological liar.”

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

Mace: Mayor Bowser, what is a woman? Bowser: I’m a woman. Are you a woman?

All right, I wrote about it:

Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I waited and waited. I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor Trump, ok?

Can we stop calling him "Big Balls", and instead refer to him by the more appropriate "Soft Balls"?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

the high point of my being denounced as a neoliberal shill on tiktok is when i insisted that gentrification is downstream of housing supply constraints, and isn’t a quality inherently possessed by people you don’t like

Binghamton NY Police Chief Joseph Zikuski Suspended after girlfriend Susan Rice caught verbally & physically assaulting 2 teenage boys (16 & 18) She’s charged with endangering the welfare of a child, trespassing & 2nd degree harassment www.syracuse.com/state/2025/0...

At the Alligator Alcatraz press conference a reporter asked Trump what he planned to do to fulfill his next campaign promise. His full response was six minutes long. This is a verbatim reading of part of his answer. You won't have to listen to his voice or see his face.

The Spanish military, with tears in their eyes, sees off #Ukrainian soldiers after military exercises. (archive video)

The Hays Code, also known as the Motion Picture Production Code, was a set of self-censorship guidelines enforced in the American film industry from 1934 to 1968. Miscegenation (interracial relationships) was not allowed to be depicted onscreen.

I told you we’d be back

In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza

Share this far and wide. It will only get worse.

finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

Here is an otter learning to get your day off to the right start.

Trump: “My wife says, ‘Are you as long as Bryson?’ I said, ‘Yeah, sort of. Pretty close. It’s not close.’”

This is exactly what the NYC subway is like, and it's beautiful (trimmed video by Ian O'Connor via instagram.com/p/DAbHW7txiiv)

Hilarious. #Superman

They lynched Allen Brooks—and sold postcards of it. 10,000 watched. Kids cheered. No one was charged. They called it justice. We call it genocide. Now they’re banning books so you never find out. 📚 ERASED tells the truth they fear. Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...

❤️ Fun fact: The Jolly Jumper was invented by an Indigenous Canadian woman named Olivia Poole.

I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"

Who did this? 😂

Little man is feeling the music 🎶✨ 🔊🔊 📽️danceworldkids

Been thinking of old Letterman clips for some reason.

Badass Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett continues to deliver truth bombs. I love her.

Mike Waltz Venmo contacts, who do you notice?

“she’s never done anything for me” you say as I post Kermit channeling David Byrne and prove you wrong

"Friday’s photo op was testy from the outset, with a typical Trumpian admixture of bragging, babbling, lying, and stupidity (he repeatedly referred to 'raw' earth)." What followed was an Oval Office shitshow for the ages. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-vanc...

This absolutely broke me. #SlavaUkraine🇺🇦 🧵(1/3)

She was a childhood friend. It really hurts to have lost her.

BREAKING: New video from the Delta plane crash in Toronto shows the full extent to crash.

Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤

Legit just found out that it's pronounced "Bluesky" and NOT "Bluesky" the way I've been saying it for a while now!

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

Just permanently deleted my Threads account, and I feel just as elated as I did the day that I deleted my Twitter account!

I can't be the only one who thought Gonzo had the strap on standby 😂! #muppets

Posting on Blue Sky feeling like it's the first day at a new school, trying to make new friends even though I'm hella introverted 😂

Here's a nuclear block for MAGA where you can block in one step. Subscribe and, poof, they'll disappear. bsky.app/profile/did:...

WELL, well, WELLL www.reuters.com/world/us/pro...