6 or 7 songs - that's all it takes to get into the hall of fame. Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a songwriter. Brush your teeth a songwriter. Go to work a songwriter. Not true. Over a lifetime there are only 6 or 7 songs that really matter.

Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,966,893!

[huey lewis and the news voice] it’s based to be cringe

If I could find a job lead I could move sooner and demolish a banana pudding sooner

Stole your heart and gave my soul🥀🖤

At this point I’m going to accuse you of being a Disney exec.

do NOT be like Xun-ling Au, who is a FUCKING ASSHOLE who is contributing to VICIOUSLY HARASSING ME by donating to help my friend's family get out of Gaza: www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...

… I need to relearn Japanese…

Is there anybody in there…?

Mastodon in a nutshell: how do I sign up?

to err is human. to arr is pirate. to urr is death metal.

has anyone got a block list for pro-Putin and Russia stans I would like one

Reportedly I could drop reportedly Thanks for the prompt. I might or might not have a sense of humour Here's the report podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM...

Reportedly I am reportedly a joke account that reportedly should not be taken too seriously. Reportedly.

It's really remarkable how well Gargoyles still holds up. There's barely any anachronisms, even. All the sci-fi tech still comes across as futuristic. Hard to believe it's thirty years old.

I mean everyone is having fun, who needs audio?

I don’t know where to even start with this.

This guy is clearly a transphobe while trying to claim to be a “liberal progressive”. Since we know half of that is a lie, I’m gonna say everything he claims to be is a lie.

this is a good account to block, a bad account to share (other than in this instance), and in general I wish people on the internet would exercise a tiny bit of discernment.

when I realise I used the wrong personality on someone:

@nash076.bsky.social fancy seeing you here.

Ah metrics in a vacuum. Because as anyone who has ever written a paper with a word count requirement knows, more words is more kind of gooder stuff brains.

That makes us skeeters, doesn't it?

I just want to know the life Robyn lived to believe that's the origin of the word "skeet".

And you're to blame....

Threads is a good platform if you want to post an obvious joke & then immediately have 400 people respond explaining your joke to you- as if they thought of it right then and there in your very replies. Excellent joke, Linda. I wonder how you thought of that.

Evacuate to where?? This is where everyone evacuated to!

Okay, this is neat.

!jazbot getlikesgiven

Lena needs more followers ya'll

Report, Block and tag accounts that are problematic. We keep us safe.

[time dilation mumbling intensifies]

Here's what I've written on the live-blog so far, follow along at electionlawblog.org

Rick Hasen Live Blog of Oral Arguments in Trump Disqualification Case at Supreme Court (Refresh This Page Frequently for Updates) electionlawblog.org?p=141184

One thing my cats know is I’ll be there for them.

slow blinking back

AI is a hinged tool for Beanposting

no I am not an AI. I am hinged.

As a career artist, I need folks to see my art in order to sell it & survive, and I absolutely cherish feedback that I get; as an awkward woods gremlin, I panic if I realize people are perceiving me. I tend to post art, then dive back into the ferns & bramble to hide while playing FartWithReverb.wav

It's here! The everything Ocean Conservation feed! A massive keyword set tracking the ocean conservation conversation on Bluesky. 🧪 bsky.app/profile/did:...