had a roommate from the stern school of business when i went to NYU and he was like a cartoon of a medieval villager. got door wedged somehow and stuck in bathroom multiple times. was scared of asian people and noises the washing machines made. ate chef boyardee spaghetti with hands

This damn Ed Baldwin.

will smith is a fucking monster, dude what an eye

The blossom this year in London has been really spectacular, it's everywhere - should be a good year for insects and birds hopefully. #GreenCity #London #Photography #Blossom

#blue hour at Bandon Beach, Oregon for #blueskymonday #photography #photo #foto #fotografie #fotografia #sky #bluehour #sunset #landscape #landscapephotography #travel #travelphotography #natuur #naturephotography #natur #oregon #westcoast

was just informed that the reason i've never been on dodger vision is that our seats are in a blind spot for the cameras. i have been dancing and lip syncing for nothing. NOTHING

If you win enough at Jeopardy you stop having to give embarrassing anecdotes and can rant about the things that bother you. Ken knows this rule all too well, by episode 20 he was saying expletives and all sorts of shit.

Don’t be mad at me for deleting. Be happy you were lucky enough to see one of my “limited edition” posts.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

When the batter challenges, and it’s really a strike, the ump should get to chug one beer

wanna post endless ship facts, dissuaded by the idea of how boring that would be to 99% of people

Every time the gate swings open

The key to understanding Trump II is that it’s an administration predicated on doing a national murder-suicide for the crime of embarrassing Trump in 2020

ive been pushing at this for awhile and it applies to political things too. those of us who are very online keep acting like "everybody knows this" AND THEY DON'T. they simply dont know stuff we've all absorbed for years.

one time when i was a kid my dad locked me in the closet until i finished a whole pack of smokes to teach me a lesson. and it worked, the gumbo came out fine and i never mistook chirozo for andouille again.

i'm a big fan of Leviathan (1989), one of the best Alien-likes out there, but it's truly insane to steal the final button from Die Hard but swap the genders so it ends on a feel good moment of catharsis where a man punches a woman's lights out

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

if you know anything about st. george you'll know that 1% of their population showing up for this is nuts. that's the equivalent roughly 130k in the LA metro

JOURNALISTS IN LOS ANGELES: Before you cover No Kings 3 protests, print out these 4 pages (just 2 if double sided). If you have trouble with LAPD, this is literally a direct order signed by their chief instructing all personnel on proper treatment of press: drive.google.com/file/d/1sto_... 🧵 1/4

The fields are especially Elysian today. Go Dodgers!

watching the abs challenges in person is fun

¾ of the way to a metal gear solid character

rewatching old baseball games is fun because you know what happens and yet still gasp and groan when the boys do the things anyway

genuinely do feel for tsa agents in a big way but recently I realized recently that I had flown through no fewer than four airports with a giant pair of scissors in my backpack

Happy Friday Here's famous dipshit Trevor Bauer getting domed by a 100 mph line drive

yeah like that's kind of the biggest problem with my life right now actually, thanks

a storm passes through the grand canyon #photography #photographersonbluesky #landscape #BlueSkyArtShow #PhotographersUnited #artistsonbluesky

opening day :)

crime economy? scam economy? crypto economy? laissez faire economy? whatever you want to call it, we’re all on the same page: it is our constitutional right to be tricked, fleeced, and bamboozled every minute of every day until we die.

voice to text rules. it just transcribed "able seaman" as "evil semen"

a storm passes through the grand canyon #photography #photographersonbluesky #landscape #BlueSkyArtShow #PhotographersUnited #artistsonbluesky

i have been on mounjaro samples since july to prevent diabetes/heart disease triggered by my anti-psychotic. it's been amazing. i've lost 35lbs, i'm able to exercise, and i'm not afraid of dying young from doing the right thing for my bipolar. my insurance decided that's not good enough. denied.

The three dems leading should all just draw lots and whoever doesn't get it drops out. Hell they can make it a fundraising event.

bought myself a little present (1912 bamforth titanic memorial postcard) and while i love the design please check out the hilarious scale of the lifeboats compared to the ship

It’s big ball chunky time

i've had to get tons of prior authorizations for meds in my life and it's more stressful now than ever. cvs caremark literally texts me basically every day to tell me that they haven't heard from my doctor. or that they have heard from my doctor, but it was after some arbitrarily short deadline, or

Aaron Judge trying to catch a fly ball in the playoffs

Happy Opening Day

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

Reminder that I'm looking for one (1) ticket for Thursday's Phillies game. If someone cancels last minute and can't go, or you can't go, I'm your gal. I don't even need to sit with you if you think that's weird. I can wander!

this is like whiny selfish shit, but my dying dog prevented my husband and i from going on our honeymoon, and just as we start to re-plan and get excited for it, all of this shit happens. there's no way we're going to be able to afford to travel where we wanted, and i am extremely bummed out.

Bryce Harper has a one hundred percent Elvis brain

all in the timing #photography #photographersonbluesky #landscape #BlueSkyArtShow #PhotographersUnited #artistsonbluesky