We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID.

This UFC event is the colostomy bag on the decaying hulk of the Trump presidency.

One fighter a rapist, another drunk vomiting on himself at the Lincoln Memorial, the WH grounds torn apart by the redneck carnival tgat overlooks a half destroyed Whitehouse, and a brand new fetid swamp for reflecting.

"Americans Rage as Trump deploys sacred Honor Guards at UFC event" Disgraceful. 😡😡😡 www.rawstory.com/trump-ufc-26...

"Do we have to pretend that this is about anything other than punishing Democratic municipalities?" "Even if the goal is to exact retribution...there're plenty of allies who are also caught in the crossfire." @jvl.bsky.social and @crampell.bsky.social on how the latest DHS plot will backfire.

He had to be in DC when those shots were fired today. Guys I’m kidding mostly.

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.

Yep. Absolute silence now from people who were mocking us for being hysterical and hyperbolic

Why, who could have foreseen something like this happening after RFK Jr. ordered the CDC to do this: futurism.com/health-medic... The people in the WH allowing RFJ Jr to run wild with his corruscating stupidity are eugenicists. This is intentional.

Murray: “Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate?” Dahl: Yes Murray: “And the rate for someone making $1,000,000? “ Dahl: 2.2% Murray: “So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184,000, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.”

You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.

🚨BREAKING: The NAACP filed an emergency lawsuit Thursday seeking to block Tennessee’s new congressional gerrymander, arguing the GOP’s rushed effort to dismantle the state’s lone majority-Black district. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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Daily Wire is allegedly laying off massive amounts of staff because their numbers are in freefall as it's becoming more difficult to retain a maga audience. Nature is healing

Putin’s bitch sure does know how to follow orders.

BREAKING: FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE! Gov. Mikie Sherrill announces a plan to redistrict New Jersey to add two more Democratic seats and offset new right-wing gerrymanders in the South!

What an obscenity. Stop whining, asshole - you and your sorry party are in charge of everything sadly, and you're still crying like a baby

#MayMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge Day 1: The Heptones - Book of Rules 🎶 Common people like you and me, we'll be builders for eternity Each is given a bag of tools, a shapeless mass and the book of rules🎶 youtu.be/_oCbOMbfWWo?...

Notice that Norah didn't say the shooter was directly referencing Trump. He just immediately went there.

BREAKING: A Virginia judge just handed Democrats a key win in the ongoing redistricting fight—refusing to block a newly approved congressional map that could reshape the state’s political landscape… SOME GOOD NEWS FOR A CHANGE! 😎✨

The oligarch-owned media victim blaming the opposition party. How can they not see it?

Thankful for the chief of the metropolitan police dept saying they don’t know what the suspect was targeting Being clear about what they know and what they don’t know is a refreshing and welcome change this evening

Anyone check Polymarket? This stinks to high heaven.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

The members of the WHCA are truly trash human beings. Absolutely part of the reason we are where we are as a country.

Why would they resume the program without knowing whether the gunman acted alone?

All bc Trump couldn't handle a joke — & a large enough slice of America lost its mind that the country TWICE elected a biracial, oh wait, BLACK man as POTUS (w/a lovely, intact family), we are now suffering under a deviant, unstable wannabe dictator, enacting P2025 at light speed. 📺 is.gd/huc4UD

I'm assuming Norah O'Donnell is pointing at Stephen Miller, telling him she's looking forward to doing whippets with him and Greg Bovino after the sorbets.

Was not expecting this. Gonzales will also resign from Congress.

My favorite part of going to the doctor is when he touches my forehead holding the glowing orb of light

The Kremlin uses the exact same talking point of JD Vance when he told Hungarians before the election: it would be a shame if the US and Hungary were no longer friends

Amanda Ungaro: Brazilian Model, UN Ambassador, Trump Friend And Epstein Survivor Now Wrongly deported by ICE In 2002, not yet 17, she flew from Paris to New York on the Lolita Express, Epstein's plane. There were 30 very young girls, 14, 15, 16 years old. english.elpais.com/usa/2026-04-...

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What the babbling fuck

Mangled apricot Hell beast goes full Karen on Pope Leo. Film at 11.

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

I see they've called for it. Wondering who is on their way?

Never more true #NoKings 🚫👑 "I can't run no more With that lawless crowd While the killers in high places Say their prayers out loud But they've summoned, they've summoned up A thundercloud They're going to hear from me" -Leonard Cohen, Anthem m.youtube.com/watch?v=c8-B...

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

Buying them up and killing them off was the whole point

Dems quickly sussed Bondi's tactic of trying to set up this briefing to resemble a hearing so she can claim "we've already done this" to avoid testifying under subpoena. So proud of the amazing @repsummerlee.bsky.social for pinning Comer down on this. The hardest working rep anyone could ask for 🏆

Soft power was the best, least expensive way to protect world peace and maintain national security and this Trump crew has destroyed it. Trump is showing the US Military, although still powerful, hasn’t been tested in the era of drones and is practically useless without a trusted diplomatic corps.

The tragedy of 13 Americans dead, along with the loss of over 150 Iranian girls, over 150 serious USA injuries, billions of US treasury dollars lost, a stock market crash, all happened so that a child rapist could distract from the Epstein Files to keep himself from impeachment & eventual prison.

You can't make deals if everyone knows you reneg on deals.

I've lost track of how many favors Trump has done Putin. Too bad there isn't anyone at the Kremlin willing to leak what's in the Putin Files

We the elites, not we the people

Bless you, #RyanClark. Always one of my favorite Steelers, now 2x as much 🏆

JD Vance on the campaign trail in 2024: