I super hate living in Nikita Khrushchev's fever dream.

This is the most delightful thing you'll watch today.

A few days ago the child rapist president threatened to kill an entire civilization. Today he posted a fucking snuff film. And the GOP supports this depraved lunatic.

After an exhaustive search for a home in TN, 37 house, I have come to the conclusion that every homeowner in TN who has a septic tank needs to have it pumped ASAP. Not a single house with a septic tank I looked at was ever pumped. Built-in the 70s, 80s, 90s, never pumped. Dumbfuckery abounds.

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

“And Iran … I ran so far away. I just ran. Couldn’t get away.”

For your listening pleasure youtu.be/-aTbKZcyB20?...

This is for every chode that told me that Dens cannot go back without the majority leaders permission. @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social get off your asses and get back to DC. No more vacay and lame posts, no more flooding our inboxes begging for donations. Act mother fuckers.

Jesus fucking christ what the holy fuck is this shit? The insane child rapist president is threatening genocide on an entire civilization & you're going with pro genocide hero @schumer.senate.gov talking points on wealth distribution. Absolutely disgusting. Time to reflect on your bullshit Reverend.

US Generals, Admirals & senior Cabinet members: millions upon millions of people, across the globe, will celebrate at your trials, convictions & demise when this is all over.

She gushes all over Netanyahu like a giddy pro genocide schoolgirl licking a blood soaked lollipop.

As the world burns, and a psycho president is threatening to wipe out an entire civilization, is the Senate and House still on vacation? Why aren't Dem electeds gathering en mass in DC holding massive pushback media events? Where are they?

I'm tired of walking around the grocery store mumbling What the Fuck? at the price of every item I pick up. However watching many others doing the same thing is a form of solidarity. As a blue dot in deep red Tennessee I veiw it as a potential awakening.

Happy Easter! Is fat Satan dead yet?

This fucking asshole

After looking at 37 terrible houses in TN. We found a home perfect for us. We put in our offer and were so excited. Unfortunately the elderly gent who owns the house went into the hospital and the listing agent hasn't heard from him since. Please give this unkown gentleman your good vibes.

The bubble wand is s butt plug. The rifle is a beard.

We paid a hundred million dollars for a child rapist to play golf.. What the actual fuck, maga?

I hate AI. Trying to buy a home in TN. The MLS listing pics are so manipulated by AI its bonkers. Every listing is a fraud to your eyes making garbage heaps on nearly impassable streets, with hoarders next door, look like your dream home. 17 homes in and not one was close to authentic. #AISucks

Anyone taking an international flight to America at this point is a fucking dummy. Like those missionaries who sailed into known pirate infested waters or waltzed into the untamed jungle and were killed at sea or cooked and eaten for dinner level of stupid... #Travel

Fuck all the way off you Netanyahu cock sucker. We know a fighter against facism when we see it, and it ain't you. This asshole needs removed from leadership. He has acted in cahoots with Netanyahu and supported the child rapist president with his milk toast bullshit and not controlling his caucus.

No longer going to follow accts that have locked out comments. Seriously not going to be a "like mine" for these accounts any further.

Give these splendid folk a follow people! They need our supportive follows and likes to do the heavenly work animal angels do.

No King Boston just got louder! Dropkick Murphys have been playing protest stages and rallies nationwide — all for the people. Now they’re bringing that energy to NO KINGS on March 28. No kings. No fear.
WE THE POWERFUL.

Amazing. This #FüQer actually lied! Who woulda thought? OMG!

I can't believe Operation Epic Failure was a failure.

Has anyone actually seen a recent sighting of Netanyahu? Is he dead, is Israel doing A Weekend at Bernie's shtick?

Walking Husky Shepherd mix by a moving lawn roomba was a shitshow of epic proportions. It was like holding onto a leash attached to a raging rhino. Then trying to drag said rhino off the lawn away from the robot mower & up the street was comically exhausting. The neighborhood was quite entertained.

18 to 25 yr old men. You're about to be drafted to be cannon fodder in the president's illegal war to distract that he's a child rapist. Supposedly Congress has to approve reopening the draft, but that hasn't stopped him so far. While Hegseth eats surf & turf, you get MREs & toe tags. WE GREAT YET?

Maga You've been bamboozled, hoodwinked. The silly hat, the gross merch, waved flags the size of bedsheets. He conned you to take dewormer, many of you died, he was fully vaccinated. He took your Healthcare, SNAP & Medicaid, groceries higher, farms kaput, War, and high gas prices. He hates you.

Here we go again Another school shooting. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

The stupid is so fucking deep. It's like our thoughts have to travel though explosive diarrhea to navigate through every aspect of the child rapist president's administration. We are being terrorized by our own government on the daily and we have Dem electeds voting yes for this creeps agenda.

Always choose the bear.

Cricket will travel from the rainbow bridge to drag this cunt to hell when her time comes.

I aspire to be as awesome as this caterpillar.

Full moon over suburbia

Good grief. Hey good people, you can use Amazon as a catalog, search for shit, then go to that products company's website and buy direct bypassing Amazon in the sale. A lot of companies have their own subscribe and save options too. There is mo excuse to use them for anything but a catalog.

She orchestrated grown men torturing, raping children. She orchestrated grown men forcing kids to suck cock, take it up the ass, and tear their vaginas apart. She should get the guillotine and her head placed on a spike on the national mall. Let's stop with the decorum speak here for fucks sake.

To all the people angry that teenagers are protesting ICE during school hours: If they can practice active shooter drills and learn how to tourniquet their classmates, they’re entitled to an opinion on how they’re treated.

Bipartisanship Barbie selling Bipartisanship belt buckles to nobody, whilst her cities are crawling with the child rapist's gestapo.

Hear me out …. How about Canada and Mexico closes their borders to the US right now. How about the rest of the world puts crippling sanctions on the US with the caveat of ‘touch the election process and we will cripple you’! Stand up to this lying bully and let’s see what he does!

I am fed up with having to accept "the very least" from the people we've elected. We should primary every centrist dem because we deserve better than the very least while they enjoy lifetime gold standard healthcare, security to keep them safe and payola from corporate douchelords and PAC creeps.

Minnesotans brought the gestapo to heal, tore them a new asshole and woke up the damn world. It came with massive effort, sacrifice, in the face of heart dropping cruelty and heartbreaking loss you rose up united. We love you Minnesota, we salute you!

We need an epic movie centered around the Minnesota whistle brigade ripping the gestapo a new asshole made like yesterday.

Earlier today, I held a press conference with @governorwalz.mn.gov to update Minnesotans after the fatal killing of Alex Pretti and our efforts to rein in ICE here in Minnesota. Tomorrow, Monday, January 26, our case to end Operation Metro Surge will be heard in federal court at 9a CT.

Couch Fuckula reads The Dining Terror of Minneapolis to his kids before bedtime 🌙

IDK a lot about the Chinese Calendar but I’m pretty sure 2026 is the year of the cunt

Have y'all noticed we haven't heard a peep about the recent gestapo murder from @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social or any other of the dem facist collaborators?

So a dude who rarely follows back is flummoxed his posts have little engagement. Or maybe no one who is not a bot cares about what he has to say. Its a mystery that cannot be solved, all of BlueSky is doomed because no one cares about Patrick's thoughts. Lol