My 2.5 year old barely mumbling the hamotzi, Heritage guy: instantly bursts into flames of eternal hellfire.

new york city - november 5 2025

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Live look at Bill Ackman's apartment rn

"It’s not 1859 anymore, guys. This is not your blue period. You are not in your watercolor era. You are just a cheap asshole who is quite adept at depicting this bawdy revue." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

My new piece for @mcsweeneys.net up today. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

My new piece for @mcsweeneys.net up today. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

We do not join Jonathan Greenblatt in thanking the Heritage Foundation's President Kevin Roberts for trying to have it both ways. You can’t condemn antisemitism and not condemn those ushering it into the mainstream.

Diane Saw yer own arm off.

I tied with "Bart Simpson" and "school sucks".

Me, sitting in coach on USAir in 1992, getting pilot wings after being told they ran out of Crystal Pepsi 8 rows up

All I'll say about One Battle After Another is that I teared up a bit when Benicio handed him the beers.

I wrote this for @mcsweeneys.net last year and I have a feeling it's still pretty relevant as we start 5786. Shana tova! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...

Benny identifying as the obsequious loser, of course. bsky.app/profile/benj...

Schmoozing our way into fascism

Political violence is evil, killing people is evil, a country with more guns in it than people is broken, and what the government is saying about political violence right now being a primarily leftwing phenomenon is factually, statistically untrue. They are using this moment to rewrite history.

"argu[ing] with civility" by using violent rhetoric, hate speech, and encouraging people in power to expel those with which he disagreed from their professions. People should mourn his death but to regard him as some kind of good faith interlocutor is hagiography masking itself as grace and reason.

Editor-in-chief GOB Bluth.

THEY’RE DOING THE THING

Absolutely no one: The Mossad, on Shabbat: we should leak that this should ideally have been a much more grisly, extrajudicial violation of international law.

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

We're closer than ever to a Rommel: Respected Enemy stamp

Pristine analysis like this is why at least 84 million members of the American electorate subscribe to my newsletter, TurgidPedantic

This @washingtonpost.com editorial doesn’t make it past the second paragraph without a glaring (and telling) factual error. President Washington didn’t create the War Department in 1789; *Congress* did: www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...

Good to see graf 6 isn't missing any important wars.

See the plod of the flawed individual looking for a nod from G-d.

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

Tuning into D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser's "situational update." She begins with the reminder of D.C.'s unique status leaving 700k citizens without voting representation in Congress www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/m...

It's actually you're under martial law not your under marshal law.

Dad calling in the national guard to throw away old hot dog and pull weeds while he drinks a diet coke and sits on his favorite lawn chair jamming out to the Cats original cast recording. You get allowance and see Tin Cup at White Flint Mall. Dad's a no-show. It's 1996...the best summer of your life

Facts don't care about your feelings but luckily the right wing editorial board of every major newspaper does.

The "culture" here is those Steven Seagal movies where he fights from a push back recliner and the bad guys launch themselves through candyglass windows; near the end of the film, he orders Jersey Mike's.

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

one reason democrats have a credibility problem is folks like adam schiff were taking smiling photos next to netanyahu two weeks ago

Despite bad-faith accusations of antisemitism, Mamdani and Lander’s joint campaign is one of the most prominent examples of Jewish-Muslim solidarity in the US in recent memory.

"Among 469,018 ballots that ranked Mamdani first, 308,683 ranked Lander second." Damn. Two-thirds of Mamdani voters ranked Lander second.

If you believe all human beings are created b’tzelem Elohim, in God’s image, then you must speak up now against the daily atrocities in Gaza. www.haaretz.com/opinion/2025...

you guys, the tagline, i'm crying 😭 what a beautiful day

this reminds me of the period in american politics when pundits would demand that any black politician of note — really, any black person in politics with a national audience — “condemn farrakhan”

Your next White House Press Secretary, Jim Downey.

Odd to see Shapiro pivoting further right to embrace the Cuomo/Gillibrand rhetoric after he just got crushed and she had to apologize for Islamaphobia; if nothing else it speaks to bad political instincts. People liked him more when he talked abt how he got the overpass repaired for his constituents

To be fair, as the paper of record, they're obligated to record both objective reality and also the administration's attempts at manifesting a completely new one.

A McHale's Navy-style reboot about those zany military contractors whose F18s keep sliding off aircraft carriers into the Red Sea bsky.app/profile/patr...

Safety school for Bovine University loses another esteemed academic. bsky.app/profile/will...