Not sure that cutting reblochon was what the expert knife makers at Jikko had in mind when they crafted this absolutely exquisite sujihiki knife but ah well, YOLO etc.

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

I don’t know if it’s me becoming disgracefully old and therefore less naive, but it seems to me that we are living in properly bonkers times?

It's all work and no play for a responsible mother Pallas's cat. 🐯👩‍🍼 Here, she is moving with her kittens, (likely) in the rocky region of Ladakh, India. Pallas's cats, are rare wild cats found in the cold, high-altitude steppes of Central Asia. Kittens are supervised until they're 3-4 mths old.

Emergency podcasts: oxymoronic, or just plain moronic? In this emergency Ted Talk, I will…

Too much cuteness, can’t compute

Tried a new place for biangbiang noodles today for lunch and oh my, most delicious

Please tell me again how you using all our data, books, etc to train your models is fine, but someone else using the output of your models to train theirs is a heinous crime

remember

Because you need to gaze upon a newborn whitecoat harp seal. 🤭🥰

Ah yes, the zoomies, not at all late for this please do proceed

Guys don’t take my word for it but I’m sensing signals that yet another football thing may be happening

A rare moment when Belgium manages to get the entire EU behind one of its items.

I mean!

Fuuuuck

Hear me out...

Chaturday- canicule cat

The fact that this is labelled by BlueSky’s own moderation service as “adult content” shows just why the EU needs its own independent digital services and platforms

FTW you’re back to your hotel room at 10pm and fall asleep immediately, so now it’s 1:46 and you’re laying there wide awake

I am this cat

Just saw someone riding an electric unicycle and JFC the wankery

I am disguised in a kilt to avoid being recognised as an Englishman. A bit draughty.

JFC the absolute vacuity of LinkedIn

#LateNightThoughts ...

"Happiness" Art by Emi Satō. 2026 Good Morning Blue ones #MenWithCats

Yeah remember when I said I was just a mistake away from being a centrist dad? It appears mistakes were made

Being informed in a meeting that 'I used Chat GPT to create a presentation' = instant nap time If you can't be bothered to write it, I can't be bothered to listen to it 😴

I am being made aware that this is a real film that really exists and who am I to judge? www.imdb.com/title/tt393158…

From the story: Scarlata and Gingras are concerned that papers by less prominent scientists have disappeared as well without anyone realizing. At a minimum, Gingras wants Planck’s papers restored.... “just put them [back] in the database. Intellectually, it’s not acceptable.” (4/4)

Humans should not be forced off pavements by delivery robots, but that's exactly what's happening. The people who pay the price are those with the least room to give it up.

And the ABSOLUTE MOST BESTEST PURCHASE OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to… …that contraption which allows us to get cool, sparkling water on tap* *faucet if you’re one of *those* people, in which case my condolences

If you see Hamlet walking around Montmartre, his human is looking for him.

"Uninvited" Art by Lucia Heffernan Oil on Canvas 2023 #MenWithCats

TFW you try to type metre and it autocorrects to meter

TFW it’s so hot you can’t even reach out for the cold bubbly a few meters away

This guy is very good

The cats are not thrilled by the heat

TFW you’re sweating profusely before, during, and after the shower

I'm pro air-conditioning, but I do feel like the intensity of the AC debate has got a bit out of hand. London has had an average of six days a year with temperatures over 30 degrees Celsius (86F) in the past decade. Chicago has 30+ days at 90F (32C) a year. There's a reason Brits didn't have AC

Yes please

Very interesting article in today’s @theguardian.com and beautifully plated dishes.

Think you may have catapult crime going on in your area? We’ve created downloadable posters you can print and put up around local ponds, lakes and parks to help raise awareness and protect wildlife. Download here: https://leagueacs.co.uk/FbyVm

Les dernières vidéos FAMA/Wagner (assassinat et dépeçage d'un Touareg, anthropophagie, disposition en croix gammée de ses membres découpés) démontrent encore une fois que les alliés du groupe Bolloré ne manquent pas d'imagination pour révéler leurs valeurs aux Africains.

Et sinon, quelques rappels de base jamais inutiles : • Une centrale nucléaire, et en fait toute centrale thermique, réchauffe ou évapore de l'eau pour se refroidir.

Now out in Child Dev: "If moms do it, it can't be that important: Children's reasoning about gender disparities in domestic work" academic.oup.com/chidev/advan... Kids' awareness that moms do most housework + their intrinsic explanations for this jointly predict their devaluing domestic work 🧵

Setting up an autoreply on her Outlook?

TFW you order the young bull tartare but they bring you the tuna tartare instead, and you don’t want to waste fish so you eat it, but five minutes later they realise their mistake and show up with the beef tartare and you’re like “whaaat” and they’re like “whaaat” and in the end you get to eat both

from 2018

For all cat friends out there

Time for an emergency strawberry & mint sorbet