Top headline Also, we're so doomed

And here I was thinking perfidy was an exclusively English thing

FFS

Alster & Elbe

TFW you've sat through an entire interview and managed not to accidentally swear even once

Kemi, this is just a population density map

The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights

If you see this, post an Archer

We go live to the Protect our girls crew, unsure what they are doing

I had to remember phone numbers or write them down in a little contact book

Bonjour, afin de contribuer à la présence des institutions sur Bluesky (et leur permettre de faciliter leur exil de X) , j'ai créé ce starterpack des comptes institutionnels nationaux français présents.

Why yes, I put shower gel on my hair and deodorant on my neck this morning, but let's focus instead on how I'm definitely not a cretin and perfectly suited for this high-flying job you're advertising for, hmm?

Quote of the day and it's barely 10am

Snowflakes at least the size of a car!

I have paid so much into statutory pension over the years that if the worlds ends this year I'm going to be rather quite miffed

Guys don’t laugh but I’ve just realised that Anvers and Antwerp are the same thing

I believe the word you're looking for is "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

TFW you realise you'd bought a collector's edition of a movie by accident, so now for consistency you have to acquire the same edition at an exorbitant price for the sequel

Hell hath no complaint like a German scorned

I've found a worse, more embarrassing sentence than "ChatGPT says..." and it's "I asked Grok"

Nothing short of exquisite

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I have found it - the Mona Lisa of crypto bro bullshit (copy-pasting the entire thing including the comments at the end is the cherry on top)

2026 is going to be absolute lunacy isn’t it

I hear it’s Caturday?

Well that was maybe the shittest year of my life? Only moderately looking forward to seeing whether I can top it up TBH

Happy etc.

The artist and her work

Articles about Brigitte Bardot after her death on Sunday have referred to her far right sympathies, which supposedly emerged later in the film star's life. Here she is, though, in 1958 with Jean-Marie Le Pen and Pierre Lagaillarde, future founder of the extremist OAS terror group

I shall henceforth be known as the French Treehopper. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The hiccups! I have them

NICHE THEORY: Snarky Puppy are the new Incognito

How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party

Guys I'm hammered and so far I've already cooked *checks notes* half a sauce

Pondering today: reckon I can I turn my cat purple with red cabbage?

Quixotic move

I mean if I ever am single again, my first date question will be do you fill up the dishwasher starting from the back or the front? If front then split the bill and good luck out there

That misguided Deutsche Bahn ad about *driving* home for Christmas…

Bought this album without having any idea and I'm not regretting it - excellent stuff

TFW you've splurged on CDs like it's the 1990s but you just can't find the CD player thingy

For the Parisian amongst you (no-one is perfect) there is a killer exhibition of Pierre Soulages’ work at the Musée du Luxembourg right now. Well worth a visit IMO.

One of the advantages of living in a posh corner of town is that the local supermarket has some proper delicious, organic DOP mozzarella

Stupid receiver keeps going into protect mode. How am I supposed to survive the Christmas season without some binge watching, I dare ask?

Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...

Chocolate, station master of Uzen-Komatsu Station in Japan (now retired). Happy retirement, Chocolate!

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