Interesting. This must be a new kind of chess where you compete to put the pieces back where they were before you smacked them off the board.

James Carville on Trump: "You look like the backside of a nutsack. That’s what you are, Trump. No wonder Lindsey Graham’s always trying to lick your face."

We must come to terms with the fact that anything that Donald Trump or any member of his administrations says is automatically a lie.

Zelensky: "Russia has announced a May 9th parade in Moscow without military equipment. It will be the first time in many years they cannot afford military equipment and they fear drones may buzz over Red Square. This is telling. It shows they are not strong now."

Ford CEO Jim Farley: We should not let Chinese EVs into the US. Jim himself drove a Chinese Xiaomi Su7 and has been to China 6-7 times a year. He said, "It's the most humbling thing I've ever seen. They have far superior in-vehicle tech." Can't win, so they ban.

Trump doesn’t want people to see this video: Donald Trump campaigned on “getting gasoline below $2 / gallon.” Are you paying $2 for gas right now?

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

This will sound very nerdy, but when I was a kid, I revered the Supreme Court. If they could rule unanimously against segregation in 1954—when the two other branches of government would *never* have been brave enough—I thought they're the lone voice of good. That is all trashed now. They're garbage.

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In 2016, JD Vance suggested that Trump could be “America’s Hitler”

Friends tell friends the truth. The truth: Israel votes with Russia at the UN, takes Putin's calls, and lets him launder stolen Ukrainian wheat through Haifa — while he arms the people trying to kill Israelis. The truth is ugly, and Israel needs to account for it. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Chump claims we need to build a new ballroom to prevent assassinations! #Uvalde would also need a new ballroom to prevent another school shooting.

Sorry, but the WHCA dinner is NOT sponsored by the White House. Nobody is forcing the VP and other Cabinet members to attend this fancy black tie event. Sit down and worry about your primary.

Holy shit. You guessed it — the new LEGO video is out, and it is 🔥. It’s damn amazing how quickly they make these!!

For the last time: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen (who want you dead) and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Melania Trump can’t seem to get her own initiative at the White House so she copied Michelle Obama (again) and added more beehives. Her and her husband’s obsession with the Obamas is pathological.

Trump is governing like a man who will never face voters again, mortgaging his party's future on promises he won't be around to keep. Trump's approval has plunged to a second-term low. His signature bets — tariffs, the war in Iran, redistricting — are turning into long-term liabilities for the GOP.

Here they are: our two top Iran negotiators. No diplomatic experience. In way over their head. Both with massive financial conflicts of interest, their fortunes tied to the Middle East dictators that make them rich. What a disaster.

New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)

These gullible suckers will never learn.

Eric Trump reportedly bragging on live TV about a $24M Pentagon-linked contract is exactly why people are asking serious questions about how influence works in Washington. This isn’t normal business talk — it’s what accountability is supposed to prevent, not normalize newrepublic.com/post/209419/...

This is great.

Right there on the website. Seems like we can put this debate to bed now

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Posted this morning by the President of the United States.

Karoline Leavitt got her own Lego video. That cross. 🤣

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Donald Trump's war in Iran: "We shouldn't sugar coat or normalize this degree of gross, unacceptable incompetence being exercised here. We essentially have a talk show host and a couple real estate developers who are in charge of our war strategy." Spot on!

Most expensive vehicle to operate under trump:

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

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Loomered 😂

The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

Lemme get this straight… I bought things from overseas. I had to pay tariffs directly to companies like DHL before my items were delivered. And they get the refund, not me? Ridiculous.

The EU is going to extend sanctions on Iran to include those responsible for the blocking of the Strait of Hormuz. The US? Israel? If the EU really wanted to do something responsible or show they have even an ounce of integrity, they would call out the US & Israel loud & clear & cut the bullshit!

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

If this isn’t insanity I don’t know what is.

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?” Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”

John Roberts' wife is not the only Supreme Court spouse to shake down people with business before the court to give bribes. Ginni Thomas has a "consulting firm" (AKA a PO Box for checks) to funnel money to Clarence. #Corruption

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

I've run this picture through AI scans, and every indication so far is that it is real. Can anyone find proof it isn't? If real, where is the 2cm cut that they talked about from his injury from being shot? If it were 2 cm, that's about 80% of an inch, or more than 3/4 inch. Where is the damage?

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

Trump’s amazing peace deal is going well. A peace deal the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Best peace deal ever. Nobody thought it was possible.

“As of today?” Sean Hannity left the Catholic Church in 2019. So phony and performative

It not his or congresses money… it’s ours and they’re simply stewards of it. The government is not a fkn business…. it never was.

It seems like a Prime Minister who continues to get his corruption trial delayed for years because his government is engaged in wars has a personal incentive to keep wars going as long as possible.

Amazing! This is the line to get into Peter Buttigieg’s town hall in Tulsa tonight.

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s an idiot is that they’re idiots too.