There’s never been anyone whose involvement more completely and immediately poisons vibes and destroys joy. No good thing survives contact.

Dear Bluesky. I’m still rooting for the USMNT. I’m not surrendering this small bit of joy at the altar of Emperor YamTits

CONCACAF: “yell that word again and you forfeit the match.” FIFA:

I’ve never watched soccer until the last three weeks. Here’s my explainer of why Flo Balogun not only earned the red card but should be banned for life 1/347

I’m donating $100 if lightning hits this square and lights it up. Need a beneficiary.

Ha ha I hate it here

Ummm … I live in Phoenix. Set heat records the past two summers. AVERAGED 100 DEGREES FOR A FULL MONTH. I keep my thermostat at 77. Get over yourselves.

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

If you’re in line to re-enter the Great American State Fair, STAY IN LINE

Why he is doing a hit on QVC?

Country Roads > Wonderwall

Oh fuck off the 10 minutes

Even Lilah is sitting on the edge of her seat. FINISH THIS!

WE WERE GIVEN A FIFA PEACE PRIZE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

Son of a bitch raised a red card and can’t find where he put his yellow for anything.

Absolute trash call. Penalizing the result and not the action.

Sure, YamTits … no one was playing YMCA at every wedding, sporting event, bar mitzvah, cruise line show and maybe even a gay bar before you made them popular again. I’m not sure why, but they’re the one artist cashing out on the rubes that I’m not mad at.

Wonder if Lutnick was telling Infantino about life on Epstein’s island.

Yeah, nobody’s coming to this partisan event‼️

Whomever thought of this need be shunned from society

same guy

I have struggled with depression my entire life. I am glad he got the help he needed. Having said that … He personally voted to take that help away from millions who need it, millions who can’t just step away from their jobs for paid leave for months. Another Republican hypocrite.

live view from the great american state fair

Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

My favorite part of the World Cup has been players writhing in fake agony and being ignored by everyone - the ref, opponents, teammates. Decades overdue.

I see Kash is hard at work as always. As is Rubio, while we’re bombing another country. Fuck these assholes.

Can Emperor YamTits say something conciliatory about the Venezuela Earthquake without mentioning the oil we’ve taken or being the 51st state? A) No B) Absolutely fucking not

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Simple brilliance

The Belgians were tougher, playing a man down in the 2nd half. Then again, we're represented by Vance, Witkoff, and Kushner, our D-team of diplomats.

Even Elmo has given up on us

Has anyone told Emperor YamTits the strait is closed again?

The White House grounds look like the Pride Lands after Scar became king

At this rate Iran will have military bases in the USA and Trump will have to make the East Wing Ballroom double as a mosque and Vance will be writing about how the Pope isn’t Muslim enough

Worst start for Scotland since Culloden

Was that Chris Wright? Fuck him too, just in case

Fuck RFK Jr and his worm-addled brain.

Describe the state of the country in one photo. So much winning.

Indian-American Christian chair of the Texas GOP telling other ethnic AND religious minorities not to join the GOP.

It’s almost like the current deal doesn’t actually exist

I think in my gut I knew this to be true but never fully connected the dots

It is indeed historic, as it’s the first time a Trumpist has gotten anyone wet.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Best #USMNT World Cup match since the original dos a cero. Hands down. Where the hell have these guys been?

THE LIVE FEED! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE LIVE FEED!!

On tape delay … sitting here trying to figure out why I’m seeing Memo Ochoa on the bench for Mexico in the year of our lord 2026.

believe we have definitive proof that wu tang clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit

This reminds me of when the Giants had the helmet catch and Sports Twitter became Sports Twitter. You’ve arrived, sportsball Bluesky