Kudos to GMA for teaching us how to wash windows. Rub it with a soapy cloth, squeegee it, soak up any drips with a dry cloth. This is fucking life-changing information, thank you.

Reginos are used to study fundamental questions about the universe, such as why matter dominates over antimatter. Scientists also use them to probe the inner workings of stars, supernovae, and other cosmic events. The below regino in question was hacked and repurposed to mine bitcoin

It was the 80s Darth. The 70s had blazing hot fondue and sexy fondue parties all over the place, and then Reagan replaced it with cold cheese food in a styrofoam tray. It will take us many more decades tounderstand just how thoroughly Reagan fucked everything up.

It’s a quiet morning. The sun starts to burn off the early morning fog. Coffee is roasting at the local. The birds have been sounding off for an hour or so. Paul rises from his night of dreams about world domination using ATProto. He opens his eyes and unlocks his phone….

Lookit that. Trump doing all he can to speed up the conversion to renewables.

New liminal space about to drop in Chicago.

Sitting in McDonalds enjoying a quiet breakfast when a guy comes in with his phone blaring thinking he’s the morning DJ for Micky Ds. When “Proud To Be An American” starts playing I go to YouTube and play “Boots On The Ground” as loud as my phone will play. After the 7:14 song ends it’s now quieter.

The Senate vote to destroy America’s most visited wilderness could happen with 24 hours’ notice and the deadline runs out at the end of April.

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor

All right you Gen-Xers, the movie Slacker is on TCM at 10:45 PM on Thursday.

LIES. EVERY ONE OF US IS CAKED TO HIGH HEAVEN. STACKED TO RIVAL THE TOWER OF BABEL. A TRUE FURRY WOULD NEVER BE BUTT-MOGGED BY CAPTAIN CONCAVE. ALWAYS OUTNUMBERED, NEVER OUTMOGGED

Counterpoint, no. No they don’t.

Republicans constantly complain that government doesn’t work and then the get elected and prove it. If government is the problem and you are part of the government Rick, perhaps GTFO and let someone who actually believes in a civil society and the rule of law takeover. Asshole.

Imagine that! And now there are more people with money to pay bills with. Perhaps even, dare I say it, improve their lives! Just crazy talk!!

Wilderdog joined the Save the US Forest Service movement.

"what do you want them to doooooo?" shit like this. all the time. flood them with it. make them defend it, shoot it down, then float more. drown them in their own shit.

Ok conservatives, you heard the horse!

Time to get this on my jacket.

I fear that Meg Ryan will always sound like Miss Piggy from now on in this movie. 😂

@durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @schakowsky.house.gov This, THIS is what resonates with voters. Listen to you constituents!

"An authoritarian nationalist lost his re-election campaign and that's bad for Democrats, here's why..."

Humanity did that. Science did that. Publicly-funded research did that. Excellent universities did that. Diversity did that. International cooperation did that. Artemis II is a perfect example of what we can do at our best. Welcome home, Integrity crew!

This fucking asshole. “What? Joe Biden’s ‘cancer moonshot’ is actually making serious progress? We can’t have that!” Fuck you blue jean bitch!

Welcome to the good ship Guineamen

This is amazing

@support.bsky.team Why are some newspaper links just a URL while others have a headline and a picture? Is it just gift links that have headlines available or what?

Parkour!

If it’s good fish, it’s ok to use the microwave in the company kitchen.

"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"

Oh fuck! Really #HighPotential?!? An ad for Co-Pilot in the middle of the show?! Fuck right off.

A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work

@jcsalterego.bsky.social is this correct?

If someone is demanding details on your protest activities of questionable or dubious legality on social media... They're a Fed. By all means, protest. Do direct action. But especially now, DON'T DESCRIBE THE DETAILS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

For you “what have you been doing besides sitting on your phone” people

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

If only there was someone in power in the president’s party that could talk to him and clarify these statements. Perhaps convince him that this kind of talk is actually criminal. Dang you cruel fates! IF ONLY!

If you’re in Georgia’s 14th District or Wisconsin, don’t forget to vote today!

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Gotta respect that UCLA team. Dominating play.

Our great Christian leader. I hope the Evangelicals are proudly enjoying the vengeance that Donald Trump is stealing from the Lord and taking into his own hands. #EasterSunday Romans 12:19

Last year Kanye West took out a Super Bowl ad to sell swastika t-shirts. This weekend he sold out two shows at SoFi Stadium. To all of those in attendance—what the fuck is wrong you. That’s a rhetorical question.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Disney is backing out of its $1 billion investment in OpenAI.

10,000 hackers hit Artemis II to see if the left port 3389 open….

Gas Prices

Sergio Leone’s Once upon A Time In The West on @tcmtv.bsky.social tonight!

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Proof positive that Trump is now bored with a war and wants to move on to something else.

Tulip trees about to start blooming here in Chicagoland.

All in favor say aye