Queen Gertrude, Hamlet Act III, Scene II

I know it’s hard to find a place to put your rage, but shit like this? It ain’t helping.

“I love my son Tyler, who has been through some very difficult, public challenges for a young man and the subject of attention that he didn’t ask for.” Maybe if you did a bit more parenting, weren’t such an attention whore & didn’t give hand jobs in theaters he wouldn’t be subject to the attention.

@dansavage.bsky.social Something to talk about at the top of next weeks episode. 😂

What if we combine Nazis with gambling? Surely that synergy will optimize ROI for all of our investors. At the end of the day, this disruptive move will further our core competency and energize our early adopters to expand beyond their original mission.

Ok, Boys Go To Jupiter is the best movie ever to watch high. 😁

Goddamnit. Every time they interrupt with a “Special Bulletin” I think, HAS IT HAPPENED?!? No. No it hasn’t.

Studies show @darthbluesky.bsky.social dexterous enough to throw out the first pitch March 26th

No matter how many times we repeat “the Dow is not the economy“ they never seem to understand. You think with the law degree and all that education they would but… 🤷‍♂️

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the baseball fans out there! ❤️

Wherever you find a dipshit whose fundamental beliefs make no fucking sense, you find a dipshit who has fully and gleefully embraced generative AI to soothe the pain of being a dipshit. That is its only purpose, other than producing CSAM and being a ponzi scheme and justifying mass layoffs.

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Louisiana represent!

Happy Valentines Day everyone!

Babylon 5>Deep Space 9 I will not be taking questions at this time.

Based!

Lake Zurich Represent‼️😂

Hey y’all prepare yourself for the rubber band man

Not sure what to make of this, but if the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is any indication....

Surprised the right isn’t using this as an ad for the SAVE act.

Ok, who’s starting the petition to make Cardi B the next Superbowl halftime show?

Is that what those Dow Jones numbers are? Dollars?

Because they have a record of detaining, committing violence against and even killing US citizens. Any further questions?

Elon Musk proves once again that he is just a twelve year old in a grownup’s body.

Is it cake?

Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer. Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.

“She didn’t have Time Machine” So let me get this right. You ask an AI to clean up your wife’s desktop. You continually granted permission to make changes. You did this before you made *𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽*. You are supposedly deeply involved in the tech industry. Did I get that right?

Good morning @hookland.bsky.social Good morning from the crows watching over the old mansion down the road. From the trees that have seen more than their share of life beneath their boughs. From the mansion itself, trapped behind the iron fence keeping the ghosts of the past behind its boundary.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Hey @sciencevs.bsky.social, how about a show about brain supplements? Do they actually do anything? If they do, is one better than any others?

@britculpsapp.bsky.social Even better than my Tiger Beat cover. 😂

If only there was some sort of centralized aggregator to collect the works of reliable journalists and present them in a type of daily format people could get. Maybe pay a small fee for having the info supplied to them. Ooo, then the aggregator could then use that revenue to pay the journalists.

This totally sucks and I know she has so much more to worry about now, but Lizzie, in the name of all that is holy, get off of that hellsite. You don’t have to come here, but for gods sake, leave there. I’m devastated by the loss of another once great source of journalistic integrity.

No matter how you feel about the pension issue in Illinois and the fact that it was kicked down the road for WAY too long, this guy is doing his damndest to do right by the folks who counted on Illinois delivering on it’s promises.

As you get older, you’ll be painted with the same broad brush as others in your generation, boomer, unc, etc.. Try not to get stuck in your ways, but remember how ridiculous you were in your teens and twenties. Don’t stop being a good person because of bad people.

If only @govpritzker.illinois.gov could declare that in Chicago or even Illinois as a whole. 🤷‍♂️

Hey, remember how they arrested Don Lemon for reporting on a protest inside a church saying that people have the right to freely worship?

ABC World News out there reporting on the Kennedy Center and FAILING to point out it was renovated in 2019 at the cost of $250M. “We give you the headlines, you work out the details”. 🙄

Gee, I’ve got cancer and there’s a great pill that will maybe get rid of it, but I don’t know. It seems a little pricey….

I’m seeing a lot of Franklin Graham ads on TV, which is really annoying. @churchofsatan.com really needs to step up.

I’m not just angry, I’m incandescent with rage over this, so I’ll be signing off for a bit. How ICE can just murder someone and then ignore the law, I just…. All of the agents involved should be doxed and spend the rest of their lives hiding in *shame* for what they’ve done.

This is excellent.

From the Guardian - “Indeed, “Operation Metro Surge” in Minneapolis has accounted for two-thirds of homicides in the city in 2026.”

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.