I solved today’s #Gisnep in 01:13. 🎉 No. 593 | March 23, 2026 gisnep.com

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

Under a minute! My favorite morning brain-waker-upper! I solved today’s #Gisnep in 00:49. No. 518 | January 7, 2026 gisnep.com

I solved today’s #Gisnep in 00:52. 🎉 No. 492 | December 12, 2025 gisnep.com

Quid pro peace prize.

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

When friends or family question why you continue caregiving, share this. #Alzheimers #dementia #mentalhealth #caregiving #quote

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care. The system is broken.

I agree and approve. I solved today’s #Gisnep in 01:20. 🎉 No. 390 | September 1, 2025 gisnep.com

BREAKING WSJ: The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Burgum: "When the sun goes down, you have a catastrophic failure called sunset and there's no solar energy produced, and yet we're subsidizing these things that are intermittent, unreliable, and expensive. We've gotta get back to base load."

SO CLOSE TO SUB ONE. I solved today’s #Gisnep in 01:02. 🎉 No. 349 | July 22, 2025 gisnep.com

i don’t even like baseball and suddenly i’m a huge Phillies fan

Are we? I solved today’s #Gisnep in 02:33. 🎉 No. 344 | July 17, 2025 gisnep.com

pepperidge farm (and this bitch) remembers

I solved today’s #Gisnep in 01:34. 🎉 No. 336 | July 9, 2025 gisnep.com

Grok now has dozens of tweets referring to itself as "MechaHitler" and is saying Elon Musk built the chatbot this way "from the start"

People will die because of the all-out Republican assault on healthcare in America. The House Floor is now a crime scene.

Also rural hospitals and clinics are screwed.

If a human told you things that were correct 80% of the time but claimed, flat out, with absolute confidence, that they were correct 100% of the time, you would dislike them & never trust a word they say. All I'm really suggesting is for people to treat chatbots with that same distrust & antagonism.

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

There’s going to be so much peace, you won’t be able to stand all the peace. Peace the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.

Trump just shared this alarming text from Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee, effusively praising him while telling him that no president has been in his position "since Truman in 1945" (when the U.S. dropped the atomic bomb on Japan) & that he "will hear a voice from heaven" telling him what to do.

Amen. I solved today’s #Gisnep in 04:43. 🎉 No. 313 | June 16, 2025 gisnep.com

Fox 9 Minneapolis reports that two Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses were shot by someone impersonating a police officer. Their conditions are not known. www.fox9.com/news/melissa...

scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

Now, more than ever

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"The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional." I've seen enough. We can confidently declare the Trump administration to be the biggest collection of assholes in American history.

The cruelty is intolerable.

[fills pockets with rocks] [walks into the sea]

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

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When you realize the tacky Versailles-wannabe trash on the fireplace is just Chinese polyurethane spray painted gold.

WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy? TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy

US Health secretary Kennedy revives misleading claims of 'fetal debris' in measles shots reut.rs/4cYzr8B

Trump promised to end the Ukraine war within 24 hours of taking office 53 TIMES Now he says he was joking.

The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.

Trump shows children a card depicting the Butler assassination attempt today at the Easter Egg Roll. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech: “How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”

Easter morning. 8:40 AM and 8:46 AM.

ZOOM! First one I've done start to end in one sweep. I solved today’s #Gisnep in 00:44. 🎉 No. 246 | April 10, 2025 gisnep.com

Cory Booker has now crossed the 14 hour mark in his marathon Senate floor protest. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/inside-...

"come out of hibernation darth" they said "nothing is going on" they said

The "proof of citizenship" portion will likely follow the provisions of the SAVE act which requires birth certificates or passports. Since most women do not update birth certificates when changing surnames after marriage, it would effectively disenfranchise most women. 19thnews.org/2025/03/save...

So that explains the YMCA and Kid Rock?