Take off my socks and be horizontal.

[To the tune of Kajagoogoo's Too Shy] Two dark eyes Raccoon Time to die

Time for more cyberpunk conspiracy and conflict as we return to the original Deus Ex! Live from 8PM, twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Oops I'm running a game jam! Make an RPG using pre-made maps; figure out how to give it your own spin without changing any of the tiles. Feel free to join in on the fun! itch.io/jam/cookie-c...

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

エアリス #ドット絵

You know what I haven't advertised even slightly yet in 2026? My Patreon page! There's weekly and monthly content series to enjoy for paid tiers, and even a quarterly mix for the free tier! I think it's well worth your while. but don't just take my word (and ego) for it! patreon.com/jdubexe

Just a reminder that if you're using AI to help create a product that is "more sustainable", no you're not.

Anyone passionate about consensual violence in the bedroom? Hmu.

Fridays mean One Hour Game Music! OBJECTION! Need I say more? It’s time for some Cross-Examination, courtesy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. youtu.be/qy15qjwxZgA

Unexpected JDub in the streamer department! My hours shifted around at the last minute, but that means I can sneak a stream in from 9PM. More Final Fantasy VI then? twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

The sign is very clear: please leave your cups in the basket on the trolley provided. Not next to the trolley. Not at the other end of the counter. Not in front of the fucking sign. IN THE BASKET ON THE TROLLEY. It's a wonder some of these people even know how to breathe properly wthout guidance.

FedEx have the worst service in terms of email. In the last couple of days I have received confirmations for: - The tracking number - Leaving the depot - Change of delivery preference - Out for delivery - Arrival time between x and y But an email to say it's been delivered? Nope, far too obvious!

If pogoing is wrong, Commander Keen doesn’t wanna be right.

It's the return of Attack The Backlog, but not as you know it! Spend your channel points, choose a handful from my collection, and I'll stream one of your picks. And thanks to @beaverhausen.bsky.social we're also returning to a project from Way Back™: Deus Ex! Live from 8PM twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Suddenly got the urge to replay the classic Tomb Raider games (again). I own the I-III Remaster, but not the IV-VI one. I also hear they might've fixed Angel Of Darkness somewhat in the latter (it was absolute trash originally). Can anyone confirm or deny that before I consider all of the above?

Did they just... air an advert about paying your taxes... during the Royal Rumble coverage? What next, something about petroleum?

To celebrate the game's 20th anniversary, the OKAMI box set is now available again! 4xLP on frosted clear vinyl, hardboard slipcase, 40-page artbook, double-sided art print, printed inners, download code + art card. Available to pre-order NOW from data-discs.com

@anomalina.bsky.social you missed out on this the first time around a few years ago... maybe now is the time?

Fridays mean One Hour Game Music! Moving house is one of the most stressful life events someone can go through. Thankfully, Unpacking provides a more serene take on that, providing a relaxed puzzle-lite environment with wonderful pixel art. And also an excellent soundtrack! youtu.be/B_X7je3HyC8

Final Fantasy VI Live from 8PM twitch.tv/jdubdotexe Send post.

More Axiom Verge 2 coming your way from 8PM. I have no idea if we're going to finish it tonight or if it will take a couple more streams, but I'm very much invested right now! twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Am I scared to death? Yes. But am I scared to live? Also yes.

Fun fact: if you're cycling on the road then the traffic lights apply to you too, dickhead.

Is it that time already? Both for streaming and for the first Game Or Pass of 2026? Wowee. Live from 8PM with The Gunk, as chosen by The Dub Club (with a deciding vote from myself as it was a tie!) twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Rapmaster 'ToeJam & Earl' SEGA Mega Drive

Frinal Fantasy? Nah, that's not a thing. Don't make it a thing. Live from 8PM with more FFVI, twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Fridays mean One Hour Game Music! The Mega Drive era might have ended in the late 90s, but that didn’t stop the homebrew scene. Also released conveniently for modern consoles and PC, Xeno Crisis is a top-down shooter than evokes Smash TV and Robotron but turned up to 11! youtu.be/mzjYD9cM6MM

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I haven't planned anything, so more Verge in about 10 minutes. twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

We do be Vergin' though. Live from 8PM. twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Following a poll on my Discord server, the people of The Dub Club have spoken: Open the mystery box! And inside said box? An MMO-turned-solo experience that boasts over 10000 puzzles to solve! We're taking our first look at Islands Of Insight, live from 8PM. twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

I think we should just abolish the handball rule altogether, given that hitting the ball away with an outstretched arm at shoulder height is now considered to be within the rules. Terrible officiating up and down the field this afternoon, but terrible football in general doesn't help that either.

I did some (very minor) early playtesting for this. It's oddly terrifying. Wishlist it.

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Fridays mean One Hour Game Music! As orphan-turned-pickpocket Garrett, you must stay in the shadows, because avoiding confrontation and capture is paramount in this first-person sneaker. Steal your way to uncovering a conspiracy, in the atmospheric Thief: The Dark Project! youtu.be/F5rHiuJsJnk

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

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Ruin a band by changing one letter Queef

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Final Fantasy VI: Chapter 2 from 8PM, twitch.tv/jdubdotexe, send post.

🐟 Seahorses 🐎

Now come drops of rain, now, on my forehead, and again now. To go in seems best.

cheese wiz

Currently discussing 'Scenic Pissing Simulator' in the company Slack 🚽 3 beautiful locations to piss in 🚾 Get a high score of piss 💦 Compare piss high scores with friends and family Made to print money! (Also contains no AI 💖) screwsloose-software.itch.io/scenic-pissi...

And for my next game of 2026, alongside Final Fantasy VI (for now at least), we're finally playing the sequel to Axiom Verge, the unsurprisingly titled Axiom Verge 2! Live from 9PM because it's Sunday, twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

Videogames are art. And I think I peaked.