Why is it that not a single set of warm white string lights that i own are the same colour as any of the others?

What? No way? You mean they were wrong? Oh no! (Please read this will all the sarcasm you can muster)

What the actual fuck! Why? What gives them the right? Do they not realise the damage this does to people? Or worse, do they realise and just not care?

In case anyone is unsure of a new years resolution may I suggest STOP PARKING OVER DROPPED CURBS!!

Much like water, bread and lego, there is no S in vinyl

Hang on, 2026 is the national year of reading? Hell yeah thats my year sorted 📖📚

My jam doughnut tried to kill me

Say it with me.... ADHD is not a mental health issue! (And in case anyone is confused, neither is autism)

"The ICB told councillors that "most patients" recover within four to nine months" Smeg off. I wish that were true. But if thats what those planning and funding care believe no wonder getting support is a mess

Last dates for Christmas delivery are quickly approaching. International - 5th December (tomorrow) UK - 16th December Cards, bags, bookmarks, keyrings and badges all handmade with a disability flair available now at: claredoodles.etsy.com

Time for a mid afternoon mince pie and an apple strudel hot chocolate

Black Friday is around the corner and Christmas is coming up fast so the shop has been restocked and is ready to go. Personalised items, toys, badges, bags, keyrings and bookmarks as well as Christmas cards are available now at: claredoodles.etsy.com #Christmas #BlackFriday #Etsy #disability

"There was sufficient information available by October 2020 for decision-makers to understand that Long Covid was a significant policy and health issue to be tackled” And yet they did nothing. Fuck them!

British Gas has the communication skills of a sea slug using dial-up

Now that Halloween is over, the preparations for Christmas can begin (sorry to those who feel this is early, but I have to do this). Christmas cards are available now at: claredoodles.etsy.com #christmas #etsy #handpainted #christmascards

Hidden disability sunflower badges are now available on both round and hexagonal badges, or with the phrase "please offer me a seat". claredoodles.etsy.com #hiddendisability #hiddendisabilitysunflower #chronicillness #disability #smallbusiness #Etsy #badges

Invisible Disabilities Week is Oct 19–25 Not all disabilities are visible - but they deserve recognition, respect & support For people with #LongCovid, disbelief has real consequences. Invisible doesn’t mean imaginary. #InvisibleDisabilitiesWeek www.longcovidsos.org/post/invisib...

New badge bases have arrived. What shall I paint on them? claredoodles.etsy.com #hiddendisabilitysunflower #longcovid #chronicillness #disabilities #pleaseoffermeaseat #disabilitypride #youdecide

You just lost the game. Repost this to take someone else down with you.

In addition if there are children nearby they are probably evil now dont trust them

Things I have learnt from horror films: if you suddenly inherit an old country estate/castle/cabin in the woods, that shit be haunted and will kill you

October is #DysautonomiaAwarenessMonth For many with #LongCovid, dysautonomia means daily struggles with dizziness, palpitations, fatigue & more We need research, support & compassion Let’s #MakeNoiseForTurquoise this October #POTS #Dysautonomia #invisibleillness

Need something to carry your books, snacks or an emotional support water bottle? I got you covered. Tote bags available now: claredoodles.etsy.com #disability #chronicillness #smallbusiness #totebags #Etsy #hiddendisabilitysunflower #disablednotdull #disabilitypride

Hass put Romain Grosjean back in an F1 car wearing a helmet that his kids designed but he never got to wear becuse of his crash in 2020. Thanks I didnt need to cry this morning

share.google/Fhb55xRdRccW... I have thoughts. I have questions. I have a headache.

Why is it that creative plans like to turn up in the early hours of the morning when I should be going to sleep?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I wish people like this would cite their sources. Where have you seen solid data indicating that the system is being abused, and can you share it with the class?

It's that time of year yet again. 100 days to go until Christmas means that cards are again available at: claredoodles.etsy.com (Sorry to those who think this is too early, but it has to be done) #Etsy #Handpainted #Christmas #100daystochristmas #christmascards #disability #smallbusiness

It's not always easy to find toys that show disability. Personalised and Peg doll sets are available now at: claredoodles.etsy.com #disabilityinclusion #representation #disability #diversity #disabilityownedbusiness #childrenstoys #earlychildhoodeducation #disabilityawareness #etsy #smallbusiness

Back to jumpers and hot tea. yes please 🍁🍂

I swear I posted this yesterday but apparently not Back in stock, hand-painted "Please offer me a seat" and hidden disability sunflower badge for use on public transport. Available at: claredoodles.etsy.com #hiddendisabilitysunflower #chronicillness #disability #publictransport #pleaseoffermeaseat

Hand-painted wooden badge that shows a hidden disability sunflower on a gradient green background with the words "please offer me a seat". Available at: claredoodles.etsy.com #pleaseoffermeaseat #disability #hiddendisability #publictransport #chronicillness #smallbusiness #etsy #handpainted

Sundays are for painting an army of peg dolls with various disabilities. Personalised peg people available now from: claredoodles.etsy.com #crafting #disability #etsy #smallbusiness #handpainted #disabled

Cotton tote bag with slogan "Disabled Not Dull" surrounded by a range of colourful mobility aids. Available at: claredoodles.etsy.com #disability #disablednotdull #Etsy #smallbusiness #chronicillness #handpainted #disability #totebag #mobilityaid #accessability

Today in little things that bring me joy. My new dino who appears to want to eat my banana plant despite being a meatasaurus 🦖

I will not buy more stationery. I will not buy more stationery! Nope, no, not needed.... well that didnt last long 🖍

Tote bags are now available at: claredoodles.etsy.com, including the Hidden Disability Sunflower bag. #HiddenDisabilitySunflower #Etsy #hiddendisabilities #disability #chronicillness

Hand-Painted Disability Pride tote bags are now available at: claredoodles.etsy.com Can be purchased either with or without an accompanying Disability Pride keyring. #DisabilityPrideMonth #etsy #DisabilityPride #smallbusiness #disabled #chronicillness #neurodivergent

Another thing you can do to help is to stop leaving those bikes/scooters you can hire in the middle of footpaths so people with wheelchairs/mobility scooters/prams cant get past 🤬

You don't have to change the world this Disability Pride Month, but if you want to help, then one thing you can do is to STOP PARKING OVER DROPPED CURBS!

And they are back yet again at: claredoodles.etsy.com #etsy #handpainted #emotions #autism #disability #EYFS #earlyyearseducation

How is it that I own 84 million Sharpies, but I can't find a brown one when I need it?

Happy Disability Pride Month! Handpainted disability related items from a small disabled owned business. If there is something specific you are after please message me through Etsy and I will see if I can help. Available at: claredoodles.etsy.com #DisabilityPrideMonth

I have just realised that the vote on the welfare bill impacting the benefits recieved by many with disabilites will take place on the first day of Disability Pride Month. #WelfareReformBill #TakingThePIP #disabilitypridemonth

Liz Kendall admits that proposed changes to disability benefits have caused "deep and widespread anxiety" among claimants. No shit. What did you think was going to happen. Even if the whole thing is scrapped do you know what damage you have done by putting people through this circus?

Personalised Peg People are available now: claredoodles.etsy.com Nice to have happy customers. They requested a girl with long black hair, a rainbow cape and a rainbow on their chest. #etsy #disabilityrepresentation #personalised #handpainted #customorder #autism #disabledownedbusiness

"Its provisions have not been subject to a formal consultation with disabled people, or co-produced with them" There are so many things wrong with these proposals but this angers me so much. We were told that this had happened, why the fuck hasnt it? #nothingaboutuswithoutus #takingthepip

The 2nd pride keyring now available at: claredoodles.etsy.com With approximately 32% of the LGBT+ community also having a disability, it's time to represent both. Hand-painted keyring showing the Pride flag and the disability pride flag. #pridemonth #disabilitypride #prideflag #etsy

With approximately 32% of the LGBT+ community also having a disability, it's time to represent both. Hand-painted keyring showing the Pride flag and hidden disabilities sunflower. Available at: claredoodles.etsy.com #pridemonth #disabilitypride #hiddendisabilitysunflower #prideflag #etsy