Good morning cloud walkers! Happy Rapture day to all those who celebrate.

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Five things to remember about war:

May the powers that be protect our troops on bases in the Middle East. 😔

In Philadelphia. No to Kings. We the people of the United States

I think JD Vance owes Zelensky an apology.

OMG JD Vance will be in Rome for the installation of our new Pope somebody do something! 😬

Mayor Ras Baraka was just released.

Lake Michigan is now Holy Water.

HE'S FROM CHICAGO???!!!

Smote it be.......

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions - rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking steps to make sure students can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope others follow suit.

Yes, we're in constitutional crisis. Right now.

Dreams, wishes, glories to be fulfilled - that season has begun. Yet not spring, not baseball, but rather the return of Piping Plovers to Montrose.  Our thanks to Audrey Vicks for sharing this beautifully crafted video of day one with Pippin and Uncle Larry in all their adorability. #pipingplover

Hopefully Strom Thurmond took some time out of his busy schedule burning in hell to get the news that he was just beaten by a black man.

Rest in Power

Makes sense..🤔

OMG 🙄🤣😂

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I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

They're shouting him down?! 😂🤣😅

If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company. It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create. They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms. I’m happy to invest and/or help

“I’m the what?” - Amy Gleason

cc: @Gavin Newsome It’s time to build a CDC & NIH in California with the folks who were fired from the feds. In fact, I think each blue state governor needs to scoop up these scientists, healthcare workers and laboratory workers asap. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Follow the Plovers!

Now that a carton of eggs cost $12 we need to add a phrase to our vocabulary: a Trumper’s dozen.

And they are now a rare commodity… extra special for the one you Love 💙

Hear me out — a Boston Tea Party sequel, only this time it’s coffee and we’re all dressed like handmaids. It could work.

Anybody else just buy a shitload of coffee in lieu of the Columbian tariffs? Just me?

2009 Obama 28°F 1977 Carter 28°F 1961 Kennedy 22°F It’s not about the cold… it’s about the small crowd size.

Hey everyone! The discussion I had with Officers Fanone and Dunn about their thoughts and feelings on the fourth anniversary of Jan 6 attack was so important, that I lifted the paywall. Please take a look, it’s very powerful adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/special-ja...

I endorse.

Haha 😄

Jimmy Carter was a national treasure. RIP. #RIPPresidentCarter

I've always said he'd die on a Sunday. RIP President Carter.

BREAKING NEWS: Matt Gaetz has just filed an emergency lawsuit to block the ethics committee from releasing their report. By the looks of it, he’s absolutely terrified about what’s in it. Release it.

just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on

Indeed…

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We are overwhelmed with grief. But we wanted to share a memory Today's #stickoftheday is a brobdingnagian piece of White Oak, exsiccated and weathered to a peramene texture. A gestatorial challenge due to its paliform composition, this earthy, yet subtly flavored specimen was a felicitous find

The Daily Show called the Cyber Truck "The Bat Mobile that had to repeat first grade" and I am deceased 💀 🤣 😂

Instead of the pardon nonsense, the legacy media should be covering the North Carolina Supreme Court recount where the Republican candidate is seeking to disqualify more than 60,000 lawful ballots and to disenfranchise entirely certain dependents of overseas and military voters.

Biden secures release of 3 Americans detained for years in China: Three Americans wrongfully detained in China released in prisoner swap