Did... did my fantasy QB just commit two turnovers on the *same play*?

Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱

As if I really needed another reason to hate Soccer.

41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.

A picture is worth a 1000 words. The birth dose of hepatitis B vaccines in the USA eliminated perinatally acquired hepatitis B infection from over 20,000 cases a year before the vaccine was introduced to <20 cases a year. The gaslighting by the current members ACIP is obscene, unethical and cruel.

Shorter Cotton: "they shoulda just died. They were aggressively not dying."

What a good little dog Cotton is.

This shameful, four star MAGA admiral was exactly who, Trump wanted as one of “his generals”, a person who will murder on his orders regardless of the law and ethics. The man who will be in charge of the land assaults in Venezuela.

Did you know Trump has added 2.2 trillion to the national debt since taking office 10 months ago?

And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive. #DonaldTrump

Pete's so drunk even his nameplate is slurring its words

“That sounds illegal”

Walking like the cockroach dude from Men in Black.

Reading this feels like being yelled at by a calculator having a stroke.

Tbf, Jimmy Kimmel was also the target of serious authoritarian, unconstitutional attacks by Trump

Oh…

New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

No. 38 is Alijah Clark, an undrafted free agent on the Cowboys, and this won Dallas the game. A+ effort.

Rand gets his insurance through the collective known as the federal government. How about do that for everyone? Problem solved.

Every time I listen to Trump, Bessent or Lutnick talk about economic conditions, it is always completely obvious how utterly disconnected they are from the everyday struggles the average American working family is dealing with right now. They simply can’t relate to normal people.

Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place

Someone posted this in my timeline, offering a different perspective on our current struggle. And though I think it's premature to say we're winning, we are in fact mounting a good resistance to fascism. With our continued and growing fight, we CAN prevail.

Oops

Harvard is trash

Man, trump has Tim Apple by the gonads doesn’t he? Going to be interesting when his devotion is shown to be for a child rapist.

Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

Thank you so much for killing my best friend. She is in treatment for breastfeeding cancer and just saw how much her ACA is going up. She refuses to bankrupt her family so she is calling her children together tonight to tell them goodbye. I hope you are happy and please, go fuck yourself.

Hard to see @schumer.senate.gov being able to stay in leadership after this or in the senate, he was not the man for this moment

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

Hey @schumer.senate.gov You suck at this.

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

An ashamed Illinoisan, I'd like Durbin to resign now. Go away.

They cave, we pledge to get them out!

We won’t rest until the weak leadership is changed if they cave. Signed, every fucking democrat everywhere.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.

Hey just a reminder that it only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove and replace Chuck Schumer as minority leader. They don't do it because the majority of Senate Democrats approve of the way he does politics.

Either this will be done with Schumer’s blessing or Schumer can’t keep control of Senate Democrats. Either way, it’s clear he cannot lead and should retire. And retire immediately if the Dems cave in and only get a “promise” of a vote on the ACA credits sometime in. December.

I will view him with the exact same disdain I look at Republicans if he throws House Dems and all of us under the bus again.

Good of Albert and Vilma to warn us they are going to give trump a blow job at the half of Lions game. Will be shutting it down during that sack of shit.

REMINDER: President Biden NEVER cut SNAP payments, never even had a government shutdown. In fact, he cut child poverty in half. He cut child hunger, too. I miss having a REAL President.

She hugs everyone like this, c'mon.

Good question, Junior!

wait but Speaker Johnson said there was no contingency fund? 🤷🏼

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.