I checked his math, and it’s accurate. There are 250,000 Americans over the age of 124 collecting workers’ compensation. *Source: his brainworm. 🥴

I didn’t know Greenland had entered a teen beauty pageant.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

via @hissgoescobra.bsky.social Listen to the judge at Tina Peters's trial give a searing condemnation of her crimes and behavior in Court. Compare this to what Polis is trying to spin today, in order to justify the bended knee to Trump and his shortcutting of the judicial process:

The results are in…

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There’s literally always a tweet.

Closing the Ramstein Air Base in Germany would dramatically impair America's ability to project power around the world. Which is why Putin quite desperately wants it to be shut down.

JUST A FACT: Donald Trump has been president for 2% of American history — yet has created over 25% of the American debt… Such a busy guy. Big Loser.

FUN FACT: Out of all the top 20 mob movies released over the past 50 years, NOT ONE of them uses the term "86" to kill someone, and that includes: The Godfather, Parts I and II Once Upon a Time in America Goodfellas Casino Donnie Brasco The Departed The Irishman

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Counting tomorrow, Trump will have hosted a grand total of 4 state dinners over his two terms, the fewest of any modern president. Obama had 13. Reagan had 59! But, you know, without a ballroom we won’t even have a country.

"Enemy from within." "Communists, Marxists, fascists, radical left thugs, vermin." "Garbage" Somalis, "low IQ people." "She's an evil, sick, crazy, b..." Republicans want the left to tone down the rhetoric. Erm, have they listened to Donald Trump?? Zeteo put together this Trump montage:

I'm with Rick

No Ballroom for DJT Just give him a bulletproof backpack + thoughts and prayers- like we give our vulnerable school kids.

Weird that Trump isn't accusing Brian Kemp of failing to rake his forests.

Donald Trump acquired the Eastern Airlines Shuttle in 1989 with $365 million in loans. By 1990, the airline had already defaulted on its debt and was returned to creditors. Spirit Airlines, you’re in good hands.

This is not the own Ted thinks it is . . .

Wow what a dumbass

An instant classic

Goodnight Bluesky fam

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

Once, this country spoke and the world leaned in. Not from fear but from a kind of reluctant respect. This is how something breaks. Not all at once but piece by piece, word by word. Destruction does not begin with bombs. It begins with a mouth that forgets what a human life costs.

The chief federal judge for DC, James Boasberg, has ordered that the judiciary be notified when a grand jury rejects the Trump administration's attempts to indict defendants, following the failed effort to charge six sitting members of Congress over a social media video.

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It's only Monday morning but we already have this week's winner of the Internet. Hearty congrats to @unaha-closp.bsky.social. 👏👏👏

I’m sure our highly qualified ambassador to Greece will get their help.

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Collateral damage should NEVER acceptable. This is horrifying

This is psychotic behavior by Sheehy. My goodness

Did the hospital ship arrive in Greenland yet? Are Greenlanders getting the TrumpCare they needed?

This is 🤌 chefs kiss. @laurenwindsor.bsky.social

Tulsi Gabbard released a fundraising video in 2019 titled "Trump's Path To War With Iran" "We've gotta stop Donald Trump from starting a war with Iran."

Perfect.

Keep in mind, USA is a huge ally of Russia and keep them afloat in the late days of the war.

Guess what - that still doesn't justify bombing civilians. But we all know that's the US and Israel's favourite pastime.

It’s too God damn late!

What soulless, cowardice and morally bankrupt looks like.

Is this Cuba firefight Trump's Bay of Piggies?

Staten Island ain’t never beating the allegations.

This is a public service announcement.

Man right here is scared to death of trump.