COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

We love you Arsenal, we do...🎶🎵 🔴⚪

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

Yes, it does.

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

Trump acting almost soft-spoken and reasonable for like 2 minutes and then he was triggered by hearing what he is and then he turned back into his psycho self. 60 Minutes

Trump has returned to the #WHCA dinner

OMG -- the RFK Jr breathing noises during this hearing are absolutely horrifying

RORY MCILROY WINS THE 2026 MASTERS.

🎯🎯

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Sharpie Rebuts Trump’s Account of Phone Call With Company: ‘We Don’t Have Any Information About the Conversation’

The planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.

Honestly, the way this team can put you through 88 minutes of torture, then leave you feeling like this after an extraordinary contribution from Max Dowman is essentially absurd. It looked like it was gonna be a nightmare, instead it became the stuff of dreams. My heartbeat is doing techno BPM

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

this is unspeakable

Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war. “We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Rep. Moskowitz can be seen wearing a "JUSTICE FOR CRICKET" pin as he questions Kristi Noem

KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling." MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat

It would be nice if we had a Secretary of Defense who knew what he was doing and not one that just regurgitates quotes from action movies

World War Epstein

youtu.be/cInVSNM4bsU #SNL

Colin Jost: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it." 😂 #SNL

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has secured the release of Columbia student Elaina Aghayeva who was kidnapped by ICE.

Sara Eisen took her rah rah Trump vitamins today. Please stop talking. #cnbc

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like. Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard

Hardest working man in the government.

Eze!!!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ #arsenal

Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”

American Idiot indeed. Thanks, Green Day. 👊🏼

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

This is ok tho

European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen gave a speech, warning Donald Trump that Greenland is "not for sale." He concluded by saying, " Mr. President, let me put this in words you will understand - fuck off." (He also got reprimanded by the parliamentarian for swearing.)

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Congratulations to Donald Trump, the proud bearer of someone else’s medal.

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

Mamdani: I promise you this. If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree, I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn alongside you, and never, not for a second, hide from you

NEW: The Jack Smith deposition transcript is a devastating, point-by-point rebuttal to claims that the Trump prosecutions were “political,” as Smith details evidence of Trump’s crimes "beyond a reasonable doubt."

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.