Horse furries get to make better mouth sounds, but it's a lot easier for the dog furries to write out their noises.

🫸 protogen into size play 👉 "I come with micro transactions"

I go go

A local business owner had a weird ass crash out at me when I pointed out that their obviously AI generated ad didn't inspire much confidence when it comes to submitting art or photography to them for their glass etching business. Never actually had a business owner DM me insults before. Exhausting

I love interacting with and being in leftist spaces, but boy howdy, soon as anyone brings up vehicles bigger than a sedan people get.... Frustrating, sometimes.

still actively obsessed w this

Horse furries get to make better mouth sounds, but it's a lot easier for the dog furries to write out their noises.

An office with a view. #LongHaulLife #Trucking #TankerYanker

"It's probably a bad idea to use blanket "ban lists" that another user you don't really know developed, rather than blocking people you personally don't want to see"

Me when the 420 festivities have been invited to end.

Me when the 420 festivities have been invited to end.

Finally took delivery of my new 16 year old pickup. Other than a few small things it's like it rolled off the production line this year. Boy howdy am I ever rusty with the Wiggle stick.

Who in Roku city has captured the autism creature?

I'm about to get really annoying about my truck.

Wait what?

I got this new book about the modern version of the Pony Express but then realized I can't read because I'm a horse. Happy #FursuitFriday!

"the great companies did not know that the line between hunger and anger is a thin line" -John Steinbeck "All you had to do was pay us enough to live." (Image stolen from the @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social Facebook.)

I like how, for the purposes of the furry fandom, we've agreed that "airplane" is a type of animal.

Coach buses regularly tailgate and speed along the 401, to the point where I actually don't know if I feel safe taking a bus in Ontario. And this is just from my own personal observations. I once clocked one doing 135kmh.

What would you say is your favorite para-social relationship?

If I take care of this thing it will out live all of us It's a manual 👀

Update: Goddamnit Milo.

This is what it's like dating a bisexual man, btw

It's me, I am April's Fool.

Working in the United States as a Canadian has absolutely solidified the fact I don't want that shit here.

I really don't get a hell of a lot of time to practice art out on the road. Decided to take 25 minutes to myself last night.

I really don't get a hell of a lot of time to practice art out on the road. Decided to take 25 minutes to myself last night.

This is @longhaulhoss.bsky.social. I love my bitey boyfriend.

"bro,did I get that on my ✧༺ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷' 𝓭𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓬𝓪𝓶 ༻✧"

Possum's den

Me and who? I want to be clear, we are eating 72 pieces *each*

blue slimes make excellent centerpieces in any garden, but take care to water them frequently and maintain their size, lest they wander away with your prize koi fish!

Really wish I was at Furnal this year :( Hope everyone has fun!

I've got some damn bot pretending to be a Palestinian in Gaza constantly making new accounts and reposting my shit to try and get attention. The bot tactic is annoying, the fact that it's pretending to be a victim of genocide is outright infuriating.

@longhaulhoss.bsky.social "pass me the aux cord"

Gonna leave this up for a week~ before I order the shirts to get started on it! Dropped price to $25 (+shipping)! forms.gle/5sqajyhvA7m3...

It got cold again

The prompt @longhaulhoss.bsky.social sees whenever I begin talking. Sometimes I'll be mid sentence and just feel his teeth on my shoulder. Horses, am I right fellas?

it's so sad that toronto isn't real, but you really have to admire bryan lee o'malley and matt johnson for their creativity

Do I dare open Pandora's box and get groceries delivered to my house for the first time?

The number of times I've been asked in the US where I served, (not IF I served) is bewildering to me. I've been accused of having been in the marines twice now.

@starlightserpent.bsky.social puts up with so much. The other night they asked me to spoon them, and I, vile creature that I am, in all seriousness asked them if they were "Goon'en for a Spoon'en?"

An amazing and sexy suprise birthday present from my beautiful boyfriend. @garrodor.art did an amazing job on my stallion and I couldn't be happier 💓

Thank you everyone for the lovely birthday messages! I've had a wonderfully low-key, relaxing, day with my beautiful dragon @starlightserpent.bsky.social, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Currently making one of my favorite childhood comfort meals for dinner.

holy shit

Guess I survived another year

So @longhaulhoss.bsky.social and I are about to watch Cars. Romantic, I know. We are getting into comfy clothes before the movie. Stay with me. We end up making out for a bit while changing. When we stop kissing, this man looks me dead in the eye and says one word: "Kachow"