After about 10 minutes of Googling I'm really irritated that they've made it illegal for me to sell my kidney in most of the modern world.

After about 10 minutes of Googling I'm really irritated that they've made it illegal for me to sell my kidney in most of the modern world.

I just got passed by a champagne colored Subaru with a surprisingly large bumper sticker that read "PRE-MARITAL SEX IS STUPID AND RISKY" Imagine having that be the take you want to be publicly known for. #LongHaulLife

I just got passed by a champagne colored Subaru with a surprisingly large bumper sticker that read "PRE-MARITAL SEX IS STUPID AND RISKY" Imagine having that be the take you want to be publicly known for. #LongHaulLife

Still can't get over the tiny lil knife my boyfriend, @starlightserpent.bsky.social gave me. It's way sharper than you would expect.

Honestly, one of the nicer truckstop shower I've seen, at the Irving BigStop near Lewiston Maine. Boy howdy, my inner crow wanted to steal the Bigstop shower keychain. #LongHaulLife

Pulled over at a rest area in Northern Vermont that was so dark and so quiet that turning my truck back on and pulling onto the highway almost felt repulsive and like an act against the night itself. #LongHaulLife

Wasps swarming our drop lot and customers is a sign that summer is ending, thankfully. You got to get real comfortable with the wasps when hauling what is essentially liquid sugar. They seem to understand that if they sting us here, poison appears, and for the most part leave us alone. #LongHaulLife

This, uh, this doesn't make me feel better about eating them, McDonald's.

It keeps getting heavier!

Just started dumping down rain soon as I got to work. I still need to get all my shit inside my work truck :( #LongHaulLife

Sad I wasn't able to go to Ottawa #Pride this year. I was working yesterday, and just got too burnt out from work to go today. My friends seemed to have a blast though. I'll definitely make time for it next year.

The armrest on my banjo got weirdly corroded and was giving me a rash, so I pulled it off, sanded it down, and gave it a fresh coat of paint. I think it turned out quite nice :)

God, this game looks so COOL and the fact that it's the same make, model and *almost* same trim package as my truck just makes it seem all the cooler. It dips right into my trucking fantasies right there at the end hahah. #LongHaulLife youtu.be/hEMgLRqBQwY?...

Is it possible to buy ungrounded appliances in Canada anymore? I want a new fan and all the plugs in my room are two prong.

In case you're wondering, this is the plate that's often used to keep trailers attached to the tractors. It's a beefy hunk of metal and I've never personally seen the plate or the kingpin itself fail. #LongHaulLife.

If someone has decided to explore their sexuality because of someone in particular I call it being "spatula'd" by them, because they've flipped the person's sexual orientation in some way, like an omelette or pancake. It's like being spooned, but a different kitchen utensil.

After two nights of barely any sleep, getting 9 hours of sleep last night and actually sleeping in a little bit this morning made me feel like I popped a goddamn Molly. Running down to Maine today, so I need my wits about me on those hills and curves. #LongHaulLife

My beautiful boyfriend and I spent some time in Ottawa this past weekend. Had lunch on sparks Street today and then visited the National Art Gallery. Just look at how damn cute they are!!! Last picture is a full frame photo of us by the insanely talented @pyat.bsky.social

My beautiful boyfriend and I spent some time in Ottawa this past weekend. Had lunch on sparks Street today and then visited the National Art Gallery. Just look at how damn cute they are!!! Last picture is a full frame photo of us by the insanely talented @pyat.bsky.social

My mother has started booking us surprise pedicures when she knows I have hometime and am feeling stressed. It's very sweet of her, and absolutely not a thing I would think to do myself. I've never actually gotten colour before, so I figured I'd give it a try. #SelfCare

My dumb ass is once again going to Costco without headphones. Pray for me

My barber does great work. Seriously if you're in Kingston, and you're looking for a good cut check out escape hair studios.

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of tweets from people saying that South Park has gone woke.

I want to be clear, I don't think the Canadian Tim Hortons is bad, but they are consistently mid, which absolutely has its place. I'll take a "consistently mid" coffee over a "sometimes good" one any day of the week.

Going to an American Tim Hortons is always a toss up. It's either 10 times better than a Canadian Tim Hortons could ever be, or they get literally every single part of your order wrong. There is no in between. #LongHaulLife

Delivery number two today, and I'm pretty sure my fever is back lol. Oh well, that's #TheLongHaulLife (I'm joking, I hate the grind set mentality and cannot wait to go back to bed)

I've been extra hungry since getting sick. My poor diet.

This is delicious and my truck smells divine

Realized that I had all the ingredients in my truck to make a non-traditional but decent baked apple in my truck.

This has been pretty much what my whole day has been. Probably what I need. I'm bored to tears but I got to take my health into consideration. My boss has me rolling again tomorrow lol.

Taking today as a sick day, but staying in my truck so I don't get everyone in my house sick.

Blaahhh my ONE day off and I catch some throat cold.

Oh hell yeah. I love coming here.

Unloading at Ben+Jerry's today, hoping for a few pints :P It's always so clean and such a chill vibe here. #LongHaulLife

❤️❤️ I've had such a wonderful evening ❤️❤️

Oh shit, looks like the freight gods are favoring me tonight, I'm delivering near my beloved boyfriends town tomorrow afternoon, and it looks like I'm getting there this evening. Suprise date night!! #LongHaulLife 🚛🏳️‍🌈

Got a new captain seat in the tractor today. Oh my God this thing is comfortable. I've been running the old passenger seat for a while cuz whoever drove this truck last messed up the original driver's seat, but it is night and day. #LongHaulLife

Oh. Cool. #trucking #LongHaulLife

I have a feeling we're going to start seeing more and more cases like this. Too many people think that bureaucracy will use common sense and that it will never happen to them. People need to realize that in this system we are a point of data. youtu.be/HTDz9P5vzn8?...

Alright, with all that out of the way I guess I better get back to trucken'. Around 1100 km (roughly 700 mi) back to the terminal.

Oh hell yeah. That fish chowder was absolutely divine. (I didn't realize everything on the seafood platter was going to be deep-fried, but it was still tasty) if I'm ever back this way I'll probably end up getting something grilled

A little bit of blindside action. I'm not the best out there, but I never hear any expensive noises when I'm backing up. (I sped the video up a wee bit) #LongHaulLife #TankerYanker.

Reviews say this place has really good fish chowder. I'm excited. #LongHaulLife

Okay. Delivery is done. Time to track down either some seafood, or a donair.....

Sometimes I absolutely love being a paid tourist. #LongHaulLife

Y'all should absolutely check out Folly, they are a hell of an artist and a fantastic person. Show their work some love!

Delivering to the historic Moosehead Brewing company for the first time today. :)

I'm just trying to shit, man, leave your made up hate outta this. #Lgbtq #Transrights #LongHaulLife