guess who just got video access look upon my kingdom and weep

It's deer day. Send a gay deer 20 bucks to her PayPal.

trans women love vintage tech because they're familiar with 3.5" floppies

Her ass is not listening #mylittlepony

smoking the shit that killed Odo

Miserable sex-negative Twitter idiots got mad at me for making this almost 4 years ago. Never reposted this here on this site until now #art #artistsonbsky #ggst #bridget #guiltygear

PSA: if you go into a coffee shop 15 minutes before they close, order almost $70 worth of blended drinks, and then don't tip I can guarantee that you're getting decaf and your kids aren't

So do I have to wait for winter to invite people to a Donner party or can I just do that whenever?

An afterglow so bright, you'll be seeing your coworker in a whole new light 😳

God to be introduced to people like this... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

When u get adhd meds but adhd doesn't let u take ur meds

Dogboy has many snacks

I'm now at risk for an eviction notice whenever management decides to get around to it. Your support is appreciated. 🙏🏿 I need rent for April and May - roughly $1,200. Updates are in my bio and I will also post them in the comments here.

I found this buried in my krita files

2 truths and a lie. I am small I have hooves I didn't just poop in your flower bed

Let’s give it up for the log bag. This latest batch has improved nylon coil zippers and durable nylon straps! THE MUSHROOMS REMAIN SQUISHY and the lining remains wood grained. 🪵 #logbag #fungi #crossbodybags #woodgrain #mushrooms

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

✨unmasking🌈✨

gamerfuel™️

Deep (in comments)

important

That struggle of wanting (needing) a haircut but being too indecisive to actually get one

This is straight up, Nazi "dual state" shit. If a naturalized citizen commits a crime, we have mechanisms in place to hold them accountable. It's called the legal system and it applies to all of us. This extra targeting of only *some* people accused of crimes is part of a broader, expulsive project.

Dude let me in

Prickly #illustration #cryptids #animalart #feline

Little pigeon futur stickers ! My etsy : plumedepie.etsy.com Commission on : ko-fi.com/comalima #pigeon #bird #art #draw #birb #pigeonsky

Fantasy art. #conceptart #conceptartist #productionart #conceptdesign #freelancedesigner.

Can science explain why centipedes are absolutely horrifying but millipedes are kinda cute?

If someone orders a cappuccino with whipped cream do I get to hit them or will the Italians send somebody?

Wowee zowee thanks for helping me get to 4K followers babes! It's time to give you all a chance at getting a free icon to celebrate! HOW TO ENTER 💖 - follow me to enter 📡 - repost this raffle 🖼️ - reply to the post with your refs ⏰ - contest ends 04/30/26 at 12:00pm PST ✨ Good luck everyone!! ✨

hopeless romantic

Safeword

Have they thought about playing War of the Worlds over AM radio again just to see what happens

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

i believe that's some good news that deserves the ole razzle dazzle

Neil’s heat is a little out of control… and his roomies Francis and Tyson know that all too well. Neil: @spicygaydog.bsky.social Francis: @lewddevbitches.bsky.social Tyson: @evengellio.bsky.social

most people assume the first weapons were invented for war or hunting but actually it's clear now humans developed bows and spears to better stand guard protecting whatever this cute thing is look it's totes adorbs

earth day 2026 ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)*⁠.⁠✧

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

So @why.bsky.team is no longer mass blocking via this list, probably as a kneejerk reaction to realizing he doesn't know how his own (likely vibe-coded) feeds work. He is instead spending his morning manually blocking trans people and furries

Love having my boss just straight up not order cups. Again. Not like a coffee shop needs those...

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

appely juice sorry for dissapearing there for a week, I got ill, then thought I could finish a little drawing to upload and share the message that I'm ill, and then that drawing turned into this and I spent way too much time on it! and now I'm healed again! enjoy summer Rose Vibes X)