Dunkin should start serving espresso martini for morning commutes like today’s

That’s crazyyyyy, never would have guessed there was any corruption

The Arctic Monkeys are the 44th most streamed artist IN THE WORLD right now.

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

*listening to new New Found Glory* Wow, this new New Found Glory sounds a lot like…New Found Glory

I hate that I watched a fraction of The Adam Friedland Show with MJ Lenderman because that “talk show host” has now haunted my algorithm again

It is preposterous how a few days off from teaching rewires my body’s nervous system. I am so unstressed, at ease, and feeling capable of anything

Whoever is ripping farts on this G train hates humanity

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

You are watching Wuthering Heights I am watching Gale: Yellow Brick Road We are not the same

Saw a cooked chicken head on Monday night; listened to “Cry Fowl” from @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social this morning. I think I’m on the short track to becoming a vegetarian

You’re all watching the Benito Bowl and I’m watching Japanese indie sci-fi movie Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (2020). We are not the same

10/10 thread on critical appraisal of creative endeavors! Learn how to be a critic:

Talking movies BayBeeee

The most Oscar nominated film of all time. That's what's up.

Back on my writing ish. Trying to make my hot takes more sustainable this year! open.substack.com/pub/acuppajo...

Batman (2025) #2

Can’t even say I hate-watched 28 Years Later. What a disappointing movie. Should’ve stayed dead.

Time to delete your spotify. This week, Taylor posted some thoughts on getting rid of the platform once and for all. swimintothesound.com/blog/2025/11...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

I’m a simple man: I see a Dalton rec, and I hit play. Bonus points for a Harlan Ellison reference. This rips my face clean off.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

this isn't really an ethical stance, but if someone at a restaurant does literally anything at my table, grabs a plate, refills water, whatever, I will turn to face them and say thank you, every time. and if you don't do that, I am silently judging your character

Pokémon Gold & Silver were released in the US 25 years ago today 🕹️

It’s out!!! Our new album ‘Routine’ is available everywhere now. We put so much work into this thing and can’t wait for you to listen! Listen: found.ee/zj9aBt

RIP to the extremely cool and foxy Diane Keaton.

I almost always keep forgetting this smh

Cannot wait to spend money on all these great comics 🥲

Started a new short story two days ago after not feeling able to write for months. About 400 words deep, which is little, but the confidence is coming back with the muscle I developed from journaling.

This is why DC is more fun than Marvel. They have more fun because none of this truly matters.

I am drinking a beer, in a horror bookstore in Brooklyn, after watching the Mets win on an excellent field trip. Life does not suck in this moment.

I don’t believe in the concept of “guilty pleasures”. If I like it, it’s good (at least to me)

conde nast publication: "for some reason music criticism isn't what it used to be"

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

I am once again listening to Anyway by Anamanguchi, and you should too

This feels like a King Gizz lyric

July! Can someone please explain to me the Alex G hype? As you can see, I really tried. The album art goes harder than the music 🫣

The last time I seen my brother. The last time I seen the sun. Just for a few hours, we was free. #Sinners

Justice Gang #Superman

People become conservative through lack of exposure to a diversity of culture, and stay conservative by making that lack a part of their identity

Friday, I’m in love

very normal country we have here

Happy Sunday. The U.S. is complicit and actively funding a genocide. Trump is 100% in the Epstein files. We put out a record last month that kicks ass and is definitely worth your time. labradortunes.bandcamp.com/album/my-ver...

REALLY wanted to love The Shrouds…but I couldn’t get past 30 minutes. How utterly boring.