If I didn’t have to do laundry I’d be unstoppable

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

Announced a new show this morning! Noise by way of garage rock, indie/shoegaze, and post-hardcore. Really stoked for this one!

Ways to support plus.npr.org adoptastation.org www.pbs.org/about/about-...

Last night I found a CD copy of “Macarena Non-Stop” in a friend’s home and he put it on for what he said was the first time in decades. Anyway, the CD kept skipping. Sometimes the comedy writes itself.

16 Cryogeyser Cryogeyser 17 phoneswithchords piecemeal 18 La Dispute No One Was Driving The Car 19 Broken Record Routine 20 career woman Light House #AOTY

My favorite records this year, another stellar year for music.

Nick plays drums on this, I recorded/mixed it, it rocks

Heads up that we are very low on these sick ass skeleton shirts and we aren’t planning a repress - here’s the remaining stock: Medium - 1 Large - 3 2XL - 1 3XL - 1 brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/merch/skelet...

My favorite albums of 2025 Full list: rateyourmusic.com/list/spraypa...

If you've been waiting for my favorite albums of 2025, well, wait no longer!

Lmao @ my glasses breaking in half while I’m actively waiting for my replacement pair, which are late because the lab screwed up. Guess I’ll watch TV in sunglasses

We just drove past a noise ordinance sign for a street called Yank Court. If you play noise rock on Yank Ct is that considered a Yank Crime???

I see that spam texts are getting weirder

I got an acupressure mat and my new life plan is to stay on it forever

Couple gigs announced this week! 12/29 we play at The Crypt in Denver with Insipidus - free for @westword.com members, $10 for non-members Then our first show of 2026, 2/7 with @weakenedfriends.bsky.social and Viewfinder. This one is down in Colorado Springs!

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

Top Ten Albums of 2025 in order: Wednesday, Hayley Williams, Kyle M, Petey USA, Momma, Hotline TNT, Crushed, Militarie Gun, @brokenrecord.bsky.social, Alien Boy

Diet and exercise have got to be some of the most annoying shit of all time

BA PACE - Sleepwalkers 444 Barker - Stochastic Drift @iambirthdaydad.bsky.social / @aplaceforowls.bsky.social - My Friends Were Here Blawan - SickElixir @brokenrecord.bsky.social - Routine @thebugclubband.bsky.social - Very Human Features Burial - Comafields EP

Why listen to Geese when you can listen to Gin Blossoms? I mean I could say this about most bands but I really just don’t get it in this case

December-coded grid

I got a good new shirt, but what’s much more important is that this is what my dog finds comfortable???

Shoutout Tom Delonge’s post-hardcore phase

Broken Record (Bandcamp Friday edition) brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine

Happy December, here's the grid.

I'm teaching guitar and songwriting lessons now!! Hit me up, I'm good at music and I can help make you good at music too.

Had fun chatting with Ben before our album release show the other week. Check it out below!

Adulthood is being excited because you ordered insoles for high arches

What a month

I know a lot of people are afraid of donating because of the fear of scammers, but the Sameer Project is a legitimate organization and they need your support! Short on money? Drop a little and encourage your followers to do the same!

Met this puppy today and she was very cute how is everyone’s Friday

Posting/publishing year-end music lists? Please remember @labrador-tunes.bsky.social @brosaleigh.bsky.social @prettybittermp3.bsky.social @mikehuguenor.bsky.social @aplaceforowls.bsky.social @ekkoastral.bsky.social @brokenrecord.bsky.social @cinemastare.bsky.social all put out new stuff this year!

I’m sure there are others but off the top of my head: Gin Blossoms - Lost Horizons Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American Green Day - Armatage Shanks Bouncing Souls - That Song The Lawrence Arms - Intransit

Bravest dog in the world (got a bath)

Broken Record brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine

This is who you’re making feign professionalism

Holy Fool Podcast Ep1 featuring Denver emo band @buddybench.bsky.social is out now! Full episode links below.

Putting together my favorite records list for the year and this one came outta nowhere to make the list. Massive shoegaze fuzz, midwest emo vibes without the whining, stellar songwriting. brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine

One time on our first tour someone in the other band slept on a very used dog bed and I think it will be seared into the memories of everyone else on the tour as long as we live

It’s actually called Ringworm and it’s not recent but it is a masterpiece youtu.be/LdKzRTju4yk?...

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:

Cool shows this weekend, thanks to everyone who came out! Lots of new faces, great sets from every band, a new vendetta against Cap’n Jazz for reasons outside of anyone’s control, good stuff

The show rocked but like 8 of us taking turns going outside to eavesdrop bits and pieces of what was almost certainly a Ben Shapiro-style pyramid scheme sales pitch was the highlight for me

Fort Collins tonight :)

seeing them play these songs live last night really cemented the fact that the new album from @brokenrecord.bsky.social absolutely rips. I love the deranged bass line in this one.

Good job, @brokenrecord.bsky.social

I attended the @brokenrecord.bsky.social release show and it was phenomenal but my phone ran out of storage so you’ll just have to take my word for it

Our album release weekend starts tonight at Skylark in Denver!!!