I saw a tiktok that said: "You deserve a break. Stop healing. Crash Out. Choose Violence. Do. It. For. The. Plot" And i feel like this is the energy we should enter 2026 with

Imagine being so utterly incapable of joy

Watched Gran Turismo for the 20th time tonight. That movie still makes me so happy. I can ride that high for the rest of the night..

My husband loves Star Wars and I have to show y’all the Darth Vader Squishmallow I got him. It was either Darth or a Storm trooper and my oldest kid said to get Darth..so I got Darth..😂😂

Some have suggested not doing anything, while others push to do nothing. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

The message of Advent is not that we are faithful in our waiting. (We often aren’t.) It’s that Christ is faithful in his coming. —Rich Villodas

Liking my Beats Solo 4 so far. The only thing I dislike so far is that I can hear my footsteps like crazy. It’s pretty intense. 😂 Is that normal for headphones?

Cheers, bitches! ❤️🎄💚🎄❤️🎄💚

So I have to wait until 11:30 AM tomorrow to book my first yoga class on Friday. My gym only allows us to book classes 22 hours in advance and the yoga and Pilates classes get booked full so fast. I’m wondering if I’ll even be able to get a spot.

THE ONE gift I was waiting for….BEATS (metallic pink)

You bring it? I eat it.

I wonder if the whole “sparse eyebrows is linked to hypothyroidism” is true… Because my eyebrows are sparse….

The sun is shining bright and I can feel it lift my spirit..(just making me squint really hard actually)…

Merry Christmas 🎄

I was at Barnes and Noble checking out and one of the customers at the next register said his wife owns an indepdent bookstore.

My 8 and 9 Yo look the nicest they’ve looked in a long time. Most days they run around looking homeless but today they actually have Christmas dresses on and their hair is brushed..

ICE is on Alert. They have been tipped off about a foreigner who will enter the country in the next few days. He is believed to be from the North Pole and driving a vehicle which is unlicensed and has an expired registration. He will probably be arrested, violently. What’s more he is a socialist.

The realest person in the Bible is John who used every opportunity possible to let us know that he was Jesus’s favorite. His entire book is like “for God so loved the world but he loved me the most, bitches”

Baptists are disgusting. 🤮

The hot bald guy? Would he be allowed to remain bald for that part??

Against all odds, I’ve survived another year.

🤪

The only “us” and “them” is “all of us” and “the systems that oppress us.” God will redeem us. God will destroy them.

There’s a running theme of alligators between Epstein and MAGA influencers. Why is that??

Everybody worried about “slippery slopes” in church til the sanctuary is inexplicably dark with theater lighting and smoke machines, and now we confused about why widows are walking through fireworks to grieve in public. TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!!!!

I almost cried because I couldn’t find the $100 DSW gift card I got for my teenage daughter. I found it though. It wasn’t in my purse where I thought it was. She’s been wearing my shoes lately and I’m just like-you need your own…😂

Find yourself a wife who will launch herself from the rafters to her sorrowful demise like some WWE Juliet

This victim told a driver that she couldn't report Trump raping her because "They will kill me." In 2021, another victim said that Epstein told her girls who don't behave are fed to alligators and took her where they die. He threatened to kill her and her son.

A friend asked people to rate the gingerbread bites and peppermint bark he made. The consensus is his bark is worse than his bites.

Big Tech is offering you a Faustian bargain. It promises to remove all the friction from life, to keep you from having to think or study, and the result is your brain will become pudding, you’ll become incapable of creativity or communication. They want to make you a non-person.

Today is- wrap presents, make cookies, and get the rancid smell out of my house…day… Merry Christmas Eve.

I had pleurisy as a kid & it hurt so bad to breathe . Everytime I took a breath I had these sharp pains in my left shoulder and chest. It was so bad I took shallow breaths to experience less pain only to then get dizzy. Then I had no choice but to take a deep breaths. So yes, I understand.

All I want for Christmas is for everyone to lower their expectations.

’Tis the season to celebrate a brown-skinned, non-English-speaking asylum seeker who was told he didn’t belong.

Me w/headache: Thank you girls for whispering. Thats so nice of you. 8 YO: Mom, right now you just need to be a strong woman. Me: Yeah? Her: Yeah. I had a headache once for like an hour before bed and it was so bad. I think it was worse than yours. Me: Ok Her: Here’s a throw up bowl, just in case.

I was feeling mischievous earlier and ordered the little booklet “how not to be an asshole” and was going to mail it out the staff pastors at my former fundie church.. But I cancelled the order. It was either that book or “how to live with a small penis”..I chose the former….

I forgot about Bad Blood.. It’s on the list too…

I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly

Trump has stripped legal status from 1.6 million immigrants This is underhanded, dirty stinking horrible dishonest filthy behavior. These are people who trusted our system and already had legal status.

You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.

Me while driving:

Have a headache…Going to watch some housewife drama and make it worse.

It’s hard to enjoy the Christmas season when it’s 80 degrees out…

Me to myself: Why did I buy a pineapple? The part of me that loves sales: Because it was on sale for $1.50! Also Me:

My grocery store finally has rhubarb! I’ve been waiting months! But sadly, I no longer want to make a strawberry rhubarb pie. That feeling has passed.

This day has literally given me a headache… I need to lie down… But first, all the other things I still need to do and THEN…I’ll lie down.

Feeling mischievous

Last stop… The grocery store…

I stayed focused. No wandering about. 😂