This color of the year from Pantone only makes sense if it is a form of satire

Tonight’s evening walksies was golden.. for the longest while 🐾 Gorgeous light. Very cold out. No wind 🙏 Tea time🫖

Jessica Knurick, PhD, RDN @drjessicaknurick.bsky.social

Huge if true.

Somehow, neither Darcy nor I had ever seen Egypt’s famous Panda Cheese commercials and we have fixed that now 😃

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.

Look, I know these inflatable decorations are lazy. And a few years ago I was lazy. But then we learned about the neighbour girl with autism whose parents take her to see these every night and, well, we’re the dinosaur house now. I had to wait in line to take a picture of my own dinosaurs tonight!

PSA: if you're experiencing vertigo, this is worth exploring. A five-minute DIY treatment completely cured me, which is the sort of wild testimonial I'd dismiss out of hand if I hadn't experienced it firsthand.

How a lie spread around the world... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo7...

I've put 50 hours into just the beading of this so far. Another 50+ will be in the moth #sciart #nebula #wip

Farage: epic grifter

Not sure you've seen a cat before. (I might still buy this)

Read the replies as well.

its the time of year when people start going out in the wild to hunt a tree bringing it home strapped to their car and forcing it to stand unnaturally in a corner of the living room until its dead

Stealthy browser extensions waited years before infecting 4.3M Chrome, Edge users with backdoors and spyware

23 sleeps until Christmas.

Prime Minister Carney announced the government is moving forward with a plan to expand the economy with a new Buggy Whip manufacturing facility. Looking to the future!!

Favorite N.N.T. paragraphs today I feel "the incompleteness of information" in my bones when trying to root out security issues. #cybersecurity

Currently singing/ humming Nancy Sinatra’s 1966 hit song ‘Sugartown’. Written by Lee Hazlewood.

Periodic reminder: if you’re over 45, you shouldn’t be shoveling snow anymore. I know, I know - “45? I’m not old I’ll be fine” “I have to or it won’t get done/I have to get to work/etc” find someone to do it, or get a blower. Why? Your risk of heart attack goes up due to a perfect storm of factors:

Carbon Capture is to the problem of Climate Change as Bulletproof Backpacks is to the problem of school shootings in the USA.

i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling

Friends please always keep sending me these, I love them so much, who the FUCK is responsible for that floor plan I just wanna Talk

This will probably get me yelled at, because I can see the consensus forming here that "strong floors, no ceiling" is the dumbest of all possible slogans. I would argue that it's actually not that bad, but that it's wrong for this moment (please read 🧵before yelling at me)...

Informative 🧵

There goes the lake again 😕💨

Sign at an outdoor classroom for a nature center: “Think outside. No box required.”

Short 🧵

Stunning sunrise this morning, Corsica in clear view.

Need a new thing to love? LOOK AT THESE COOT FEET (via @forrestvalkai.bsky.social):

Fake courtesy machine www.youtube.com/shorts/qKs_-...

Contempt is not a great communication strategy but it certainly communicates a lot

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...' -'Roy Batty" v @jwomack.bsky.social

If you're a book-giver for the holidays (and I hope, for many reasons, that you are), my most recent title, ICEBOUND: SHIPWRECKED AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, is a wild true story of a Dutch expedition stranded north of Siberia in the time of Shakespeare. I went on 3 Arctic expeditions researching it.

Times like this can make you feel like a rube for trying to maintain any kind of standards

Them: "You just need to learn you to use AI properly." Me, doing phone support: "Just click your initials in the top right corner and... no not there, your other right. Yes. OK now click Account Settings. Yes. Account Settings click that. Yes it highlights when the pointer is on it. Yes, click it."

@jasonrosewell.bsky.social Hey Jay, I just watched this deep dive into the science of the metallurgy of jet turbines. Passing it along if you haven't seen it. youtu.be/QtxVdC7pBQM?...

Just learned you can remove the stupid "AI Mode" button in Google Chrome if you're stuck with Chrome for work or whatever and can't switch away but still want to get rid of it. This was fast and easy, no extensions required - video is 2 minutes long. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I8T...

This is old…and deliciously evil. https://youtu.be/ynvKWYvyCqw?si=R9i0hj9okDJzMv70

Evening Peeps 😆😆

A mistaken text connected them. Now they’ve become one of America’s favourite Thanksgiving traditions www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/ar...

And this excellent piece by the always incisive @timothysnyder.bsky.social reads strangely like vintage Slavoj Žižek. I mean that as praise, I genuinely do! snyder.substack.com/p/the-grift-...

Krugman: Warning: The Fed Can’t Rescue AI open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

I just picked up one of these shirts I’m the holy trinity; an electrician, queer, and autistic

Lest we forget: youtu.be/dje9ySQVWag?...

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing, yeah we would sled down hills in the winter with whatever we had on hand, toboggans, crazy carpets, tubes 😂 someone always got injured because of jumps on the hills or wipeouts #Canada Credit to momodoulk

A pie to eat every day? Pumpkin! Special occasion pies? Cherry, apple, banana cream.

A true pie 🧵