Never invite a vampire into you space

“Meals for about 75% of clients are funded through the counties, which funnel state and federal funds to the organization. Both Lehigh and Northampton counties have a wait list of people who are eligible for services but cannot receive them right now due to the impasse.”

🚨 Forcing members of the military to separate because of a shaving waiver. Where I come from it’s called racism. 1/2

I have a pinched nerve in my lower back. I can barely walk, any movement is excruciating I’ve taken baths, massaged the area, taking 800mg of Advid every 8 hours. Barely takes the edge off A 3 finger pour into a wide glass, an hour later I’m temporarily walking with little to no pain…

Mike Johnson is in more denial about the impacts of the Big Beautiful Bill than he is about the existence of his Grindr account

He’s certainly trying to sell something Amway’s new springtime fragrance- White Sheets

Trumps god is so cheap, he can’t even claim it’s just electroplated

Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one, and they all stink

Their issues isn’t with what little fraud there is, it’s that people they don’t like are getting benefits, just like it really wasn’t about bathrooms, nor drinking fountains People who demonize Medicaid, do so by dehumanizing the recipients, in effort to convince others not to care

Apparently ChatGPT & other AI platforms were fond of the old logo

Sweet little baby jeebus barebacking the Easter bunny These choads are amateur hour on steroids

Autism rates were significantly lower when women smoked & drank through the pregnancies, so smoking and drinking while pregnant helps prevent autism (snark) Also, since Tylenol is the cause of autism, vaccines are safe now. Right?

This administration just opened itself up to a lawsuit of magnificent proportions If you think the Dominion case was huge, that will be minor in comparison, and the discovery will be lit

The GOP was never against “frivolous lawsuits” Republicans passed laws that made it more difficult for everyday Americans to hold corporations accountable when they polluted neighborhoods, lied about marginalized communities & committed fraud against everyday Americans Fuck Adam, he’s a twit

Pay attention- They’re doing to Kimmel what they’ve been doing to trans & queer kids for the last 8+ years

They say martyrs are greeted by 72 virgins What they didn’t tell you is they’re all unsightly extremist incel men, with neck beards…

I thought we weren’t supposed to do this … oh, wait.

Everyone who’s anti MAGA/Trump will be labeled as Antfia, just as every single Palestinian civilian is labeled as a Hamas militant by the Israeli govt

What a shitty world we live in where Jimmy Kimmel turns out to be one of the folk heroes

The band should have been playing at 1/4 time, in minor notes

So they’re admitting that they’re attacking civilian fishing boats

Bari Worst, strikes again…

Apparently the Reich Wing, and free dumb lov ng libertarians, have embraced cancel culture, after Temu Goebbels met his demise Oh wait, who am I kidding. They’ve been trying to silence & persecuted truth going back to the Reagan-era

RFK Jr looks like a deep fried scrotum with radiation burns

It’s really too bad the US doesn’t do this… Instead, network executives have their head so far up his as, they can see sun light every time he opens his mouth

How could we do this with a corrupt SCOTUS that has declared a republican president has the impunity to enact any corrupt & immoral action because they are above the rule of law

They’ve already declared war on us & been killing us since the founding of this country Black, brown, red, queer, suffragettes, abolitionists, immigrants, non-Christian, pagans We all know the violent & brutal hand of intolerant white male mediocrity Fuck them, for infinity

If I was more eloquent and thoughtful, this would be a more reflective way of how I’m feeling than the giddy shitpostng I’m engaged in

Apparently the rumor going around is Donad had Kirk assassinated to take focus off the Epstein files

So much for his alpha male persona Is this all it took to shut these unremarkable, beta cuck posers up? They’ve sowed so much hate towards innocents. Maybe this is their time to fear consequences & being alive

It's been about 3hrs since Charlie Kirk has said anything racist or transphobic

Apparently we’re sending islamaphobic bikers to Gaza to “handle food aid” for the Palestinians. These are some of the ghouls are opening fire on Palestinians who are seeking food aid I fucking hate this timeline

Lemme get this straight Donad raped multiple 13 year old girls while working as an an FBI informant, on a case that was a democratic hoax, while investigation against a guy he barely knew, but who was best friends with Getthefuckouttahere

RFK Jr was on heroine and made a deal with the devil The devil would ignore the Kennedy curse of death & let him live, if RFK Jr could deliver 10 million innocent souls That’s the moment he became a virulent anti-vaxxer

Did anyone expect otherwise?

Bari Worst

Opposition to RFKJr is ramping up. Joint statement from Infectious Diseases Society of America (IDSA) and 21 other organizations 👇

If it’s just a Democrat hoax, why would Donad try to disrupt the press conference of the victims by having military jets fly overheard Release the files

Yes, we have lost all sense of sanity in this nation, and all for some cheap, white, trashy f’n thinned skinned bully loser shitgibbon His show should have been called The Biggest Loser America, what a f’n shithole

The bees are out in force this morning

If (when) he dies In the manner of Wizard of Oz (Cheerily) Ding dong The dick is dead The dick is dead The dick is dead Ding dong The wicked dick is dead

Apparently Dean Cain ran into a 15 year old DC girl

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

They’re detaining the people fighting massive wildfires, while the firefighters are fighting fires Let’s load those tanker planes full of ice and drop that on those fires

Republicans & MAGA don’t pray, rather they prey…

It’s easier to buy a gun in the US than it is to get healthcare insurance

Prosecutors Fail to Obtain Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sub Sandwich at Federal Agent Grand Jury Memebers Thought The Charges Were A Bunch of Bologna

This man is being subjected to a real-life version of Kafka’s “The Trial” as punishment for being the embarrassing object of the regime’s own malicious and chaotic incompetence. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...