“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

that’s that on that

Vanderpump Rules is on the TV and the coloring book is in my lap and the candle is lit

something about two drinks at breakfast and a beat box at the 10:15am movie has me feeling a liiiittle funny everyone 🤔

date idea: you take me here and buy me everything i touch

leaving 24 behind ✨

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

taking my (not so) little brother to tour my old college is making me so emo 😭😭😭

pokopia got me like

it’s actually sooooooo annoying that everything adults told me my whole life is real???? deep cleaned the laundry room and replaced my kitty’s litter box and I feel unstoppable

new Kacey Musgraves, the queen is back!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠🤠🤠

pokopia got me like

Anyways.

Being the older sibling with exquisite music taste is a hard job, but somebody has to do it.

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

I am too 🩷🥰💞💍🙂‍↕️✨💅💝💖💘💕💞💓 to text like a normal person!

if there’s one thing about me, I WILL be pooping at work

I can’t wait for the Drag Race version of this ANTM documentary to come out.

my house is on sleepy girl avenue or whatever sabrina said

real

obsessed with this man holy fuck 🥰

We blinked 🥹

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

and sometimes personal growth just shows up on a Tuesday and you realize you’ve come so far 🥺

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

and when Taylor said “I’ll be 87 you’ll be 89” on a grainy livestream…………you had to be there

Gaga and jigglypuff gave me a reason to go on

what a shot

I love being Puerto Rican and I miss my dad ☹️

fuck yeah

🐕 #thebaldandthebeautiful

feeling like this rn

y’all just aren’t sneaking drinks into the function like me

Amber not crying on her last day at a job challenge: failed 🥲

Me as hell

His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

quitting your job is so freeing 😮‍💨

my therapist ending our session with “okay and we’re gonna have to make a note to talk about the new season of drag race” LOL this is my GIRL 👏🏻

after not picking up a book in at least ten years I read THREE in December, so plz talk nice when you talk to me 🤓

365/365

2 mins into Peter Jackson‘s Beatles doc and I‘m once again thinking about how Beatlemania was very much a girl centric fandom and then within years they became the sort of band men would mansplain to you at 2 AM in kitchens at parties

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

turning 31 can’t be worse than turning 30 ✨🥳♐️

needed this today 😮‍💨❤️‍🩹