Nearly a third of Americans are dork-ass incel losers with soft little brains who have the worst opinions you could ever possibly imagine.

MÖRKTOBER IS UPON US #MÖRKTOBER

Gary is back for one week only because: We need new album art for our CRPG podcast Real Lich Hours. Next season we're tackling Planescape: Torment! lgtbq+bipoc encouraged to submit, it's a paid gig. Send me your samples at [email protected] Please retweet and spread the word!

First piece for #morktober

A truly outrageous deal! If you don’t take advantage of this you’ll be visited by the three spirits of #mörktober, and they are VERY unpleasant!

This was posted on the MÖRK BORG subreddit and it made me very happy. About how MB, some metal tapes and monopoly dice helped a guy get clean. Another commenter mentioned running JAIL BORG from memory. Things like this make me all warm inside.

Hours to go! Get your frogs ready!!! 🐸🎃

🔥𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽🔥 There is a keep, deep in the mountains, rumored to be protected by fierce warriors that wear dragon wings like armor. Some say they’re dragons in human form, but no one has ever gotten close enough to find out if the rumors hold true.

MÖRKTOBER Creator Kit! Free community copies available: exeuntpress.itch.io/morktober-kit #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER

I can tell I’m emotionally well right now because this made me cry a lil bit.

I’m gonna make my first chili of the season tonight!

The incomparable @jpcoovert.bsky.social is LESS THAN 100 subscribers away from getting 100,000 subscribers a coveted Silver YouTube plaque! His videos focus on making D&D art like drawing maps, monsters, heroes, and much more! It's very cool stuff. Go give him a sub! www.youtube.com/@JPCoovert

Brb getting high and watching Weekend at Bernie’s.

Hello friends literally any small amount helps me out

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/

Ha! Done! AND I seeded some hooks for my players to follow up on. And I made sure to consider my factions! I'm pretty happy with how this one turned out, and I hope my players like it. But damn, gonna draw my own map next time.

Typically when I'm making an adventure for my home game I find a map that's already made (mostly by Dyson Logos, because they're great and basically an infinite resource) and key it and make it fit. But pretty much everytime I wish it was like half the size.

I took my Alderal to get my work notes done, but now I’m gonna ride the good brain wave and prep the shit out of my game for tomorrow.

They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.

Starts October 1, 2025. 🎃 #MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG

One of my pet peeves is when people have food opinions that they state as objective fact.

I’ve been playing the Rogue Trader crpg and I really really wanna play a 40k ttrpg now 😭

Giving it another shout since we sold so many yesterday! We have a BIG overstock on our Basic Hero's Handbook, and they're shipping out NOW!! $8.99 gets you everything you need to be a Hero in Vagabond, without all the GM stuff. 6 of the 18 Classes, 4 classic Ancestries, perks, gear, and spells!

I can’t do it anymore because my players know not to trust wizards anymore.

The wizard who hired you? They’re the villain.

Played in another game of FIST this morning! @conorvoice.com ran myself, @cormacos.bsky.social, @mistervaliant.bsky.social, and Lizzie (pls tag her if she has an account and you know it!). Always a good time! FIST is a hell of a game. We fought berserk animatronics and killed a billionaire. 10/10!

Lots of things going down to drown this out but don’t want it to be forgotten about, check it out.

Post a mage! Priestess of the Fallen Stars A guild of magikal practitioners devoted to the ancient star gods ink on paper - characters like this arrive on the paper when I'm looking at Harry Clarke and Kay Nielson

Back in the Livejournal days, I was a big sad poster. It is deeply embarrassing to think back on, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss it just a little bit.

Am I anxious or did I have too much caffeine 🤔

Today my new adventure Orestruck is officially released! Return to the Tannic Forest to confront monstrosities, both magical and mundane. Itch weirdwonder.itch.io/orestruck DrivethruRPG www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... @spacepenguinink.bsky.social spacepenguin.ink/collections/...

Hello I’m still open for work for October 👀👀👀

Tomorrow: get ready #osr #ttrpg

Counting the Pirate Borg one shot I’m running tonight and the SotWW campaign that starts next week, I’ve played 16 unique ttrpgs this year. I haven’t been good about keeping track before but that’s way higher than usual!

I love this!

Counting the Pirate Borg one shot I’m running tonight and the SotWW campaign that starts next week, I’ve played 16 unique ttrpgs this year. I haven’t been good about keeping track before but that’s way higher than usual!

Swordtember RELIQUARY #swordtember

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Lovely Jade Necropolis cover reveal... by the wonderful @gorangligovic.bsky.social !!! #osr #dnd #ttrpg #shadowdark #cairn #oldschoolessentials Sign up for updates: forms.gle/qqV2yWKs6Wyt...

Me when I remember I can't praise Hitler during my actively ongoing Kickstarter campaign

Lets appreciate the new art for Final Fantasy Tactics from Akihiko Yoshida.

You're gonna probably see a lot of "apolitical" parts of the TTRPG and board game community say stuff like this. One of the worst tendencies in tabletop (This is the guy who helped create Deadlands and Savage Worlds)

Spirit Halloween is moving in everywhere.

Time to dust off this oldie but a goodie:

Working on a thing

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Rest in piss

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.